Bully vs. Fart 2: Fart Wedding

Bully vs. Fart 2: Fart Wedding
Author: Dingleberry Small
Publisher: Dingleberry Small
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2016-01-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1533700958

Lenny Lappy and Nelson Deadwood have a secret… When they drop their drawers and let off a good one, Mile One Elementary is blown away! Their pet farts, Fernando and Aisha, are engaged to be married! As long as no one objects, they’ll do just that one Friday afternoon in the school cafeteria. If only things were that simple… WARNING: This book is full of farts!

Bully vs. Fart: The Early Daze

Bully vs. Fart: The Early Daze
Author: Dingleberry Small
Publisher: Dingleberry Small
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2015-12-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1524245569

Billy the Bully is at it again! When he sets his sights on Lenny Lappy and his dork friend Nelson Deadwood, he gets more than he bargains for. Is Billy any match for Nelson’s pet fart or is life at Mile One Elementary really going to stink? WARNING: This book is full of farts!

Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace

Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace
Author: Dingleberry Small
Publisher: Dingleberry Small
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2016-03-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1524296287

Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason has a big problem. He’s just been busted for smuggling a deadly toxin into the country, one he hopes can combat the army of farts Billy the Bully is amassing in the forest outside Mile One Elementary. Can he stop the evil bully and his Jamaican gangster sidekick from destroying mankind or will the Department of Homeland Security throw him in the slammer and detonate his Xbox? WARNING: This book is full of farts!

Bully vs. Fart 4: Terminating Sara O'Connor's Fart (ePub)

Bully vs. Fart 4: Terminating Sara O'Connor's Fart (ePub)
Author: Dingleberry Small
Publisher: Dingleberry Small
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2016-08-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1536534862

Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason is at it again, and is barely conscious when he realizes that the fate of mankind hangs in the balance. When he befriends Sara O’Connor, the mother of the future resistance, his destiny becomes clear: that he must save her from an evil fart send back in time to kill her or the future is really going to stink. WARNING: This book is full of farts!

My Robot Farts 2

My Robot Farts 2
Author: Dingleberry Small
Publisher: S.E. Gordon
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2016-10-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1536596884

Daniel D. Drek thought he'd seen the last of a certain stinky robot. Then one day, while walking his dog, a familiar passing of gas followed by a tinny voice catches his attention. "Oh no, Milo!" He watches helplessly as his dog collapses and begins to whimper. "What's wrong, boy?" he pets him, fighting back tears. When Daniel notices two glowing eyes illuminating from Milo's stomach, he realizes that one way or another the half-digested robot must come out. But at what cost? Intended for children 9 to 12. WARNING: This book is full of farts! Approximately 4,200 words.

My Robot Farts (EPUB)

My Robot Farts (EPUB)
Author: Dingleberry Small
Publisher: Dingleberry Small
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2015-08-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1536577375

Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity? Intended for children 9-12. WARNING: This book is full of farts!

Max Underpants

Max Underpants
Author: Dingleberry Smal
Publisher: Dingleberry Small
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2013-04-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1624544541

Wally Wilbert knew writing contests were tough, but good grief! All weekend long he's slaved over his latest creation, Max Underpants, until he hit a snag. Now faced with the real possibility that he might not be able to finish his epic masterpiece, Wally digs in and makes one last stand. Will he finish his harebrained adventure? Or will Max Underpants wind up on the proverbial scrapheap where all unfinished novels go? TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS Max Underpants is a short story, approximately 4,000 words. Although there isn't any profanity, plenty of crazy ideas are sprinkled throughout. Intended for teens and adults.

Blubber

Blubber
Author: Judy Blume
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2024-11-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1665980737

“Blubber is a good name for her,” the note from Caroline said about Linda. Jill crumpled it up and left it on the corner of her school desk. She didn’t want to think about Linda or her dumb report on whales just then. Jill wanted to think about Halloween. But Robby grabbed the note and before Linda stopped talking it had gone halfway around the room. There was something about Linda that made a lot of kids in her fifth-grade class want to see how far they could go…but nobody, Jill least of all, expected the fun to end where it did.

Little Lord Farting Boy

Little Lord Farting Boy
Author: Scootchie Turdlow
Publisher: Frog Books
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2004
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 1583941134

Putting a modern twist on "Little Lord Fauntleroy," this story about a little bear who is the butt of constant jokes encourages children to stand up to bullying and not take teasing too personally. Full color.

When Farts Had Colors

When Farts Had Colors
Author: Mark Lawton Thomas
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2011-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781935711186

Don't let the title throw you off - this is a hilarious book with an anti-bully theme. When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms. If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school to evacuate. Lance runs away from school and wishes that farts had colors. "Then everyone would have known it was Merry Maddox who sent out those heat seeking missiles of doom and destruction," thinks Lance. And just like that, Lance's wish comes true. Will Lance come up with a plan to expose Merry Maddox and reveal her true colors?