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Author | : Todd Harris Goldman |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
Total Pages | : 88 |
Release | : 2005-01-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780761135937 |
Cartoons and sarcastic advice offer a tongue-in-cheek look at boys as seen by girls, including "ideas make boys' heads hurt," "boys are not potty trained," and "boys aren't housebroken."
Author | : Todd Harris Goldman |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
Total Pages | : 88 |
Release | : 2007-01-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780761148517 |
The funny, crude, un-PC, and very savvy author of "Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!" explains why boys think the opposite sex is weird. Narrated by a boy who's sort of a moron, the book questions all the things that are completely alien to boys, but with a surprisingly sweet insight and good spirit.
Author | : Todd H. Doodler |
Publisher | : Random House Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages | : 57 |
Release | : 2010-12-08 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 037598545X |
The cutest, cleverest animal alphabet book in years! Filled with graphically bold and laugh-out-loud animal art, The Zoo I Drew takes children on a bright and bumpy tour of the ABCs! Silly rhyming text introduces a menagerie of animals from the scaly alligator to the cuddly koala to the finicky panda to a sadly balding vulture to the X . . . Wait! Has anyone ever found a truly satisfying animal for the letter X? Only the youthful narrator-illustrator of The Zoo I Drew knows. This book also features a fluted cover—a fancy term for ridges—that makes it visually appealing on the shelf and fun to hold!
Author | : John Fox |
Publisher | : Macmillan |
Total Pages | : 164 |
Release | : 1994-01-15 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780312104337 |
A sixteen-year-old from the Bronx, popular at school and "sort of" going steady, falls in love for the first time with another boy one exuberant summer.
Author | : Todd Goldman |
Publisher | : Running Press |
Total Pages | : 128 |
Release | : 2010-04-27 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780762439331 |
A rose by any other name is still a rose, but a penis by any other name may be a “Kentucky Telescope,” “Molton Mushroom,” “One-Eyed Wrinkle-Necked Trouser Trout”— or something worse! Pop artist Todd Harris Goldman delivers one of the funniest little books about “anatomy” ever published. With 101 hilarious euphemisms for “penis” and 25 fullcolor illustrations representing some of the best selections, DICKtionary will make all the other books on the shelf blush.
Author | : Todd Harris Goldman |
Publisher | : Running Press |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2011-10-25 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780762443024 |
Ah, life. Generally speaking, it is a gift to celebrate. But when you get down to the specifics, a lot of it sucks! Inside, pop-artist extraordinaire Todd Goldman delightfully disses the daily dilemmas of life—from flat tires to getting fired; from getting food caught in your teeth to getting caught picking your nose—with snappy illustrations and pithy punchlines. With over 100 sharply satiric gags about all those things that get your goat, this book will help take the bite out of life.
Author | : Gary Soto |
Publisher | : Laurel Leaf |
Total Pages | : 178 |
Release | : 1992-02-01 |
Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | : 0440211700 |
In a prose that is so beautiful it is poetry, we see the world of growing up and going somewhere through the dust and heat of Fresno's industrial side and beyond: It is a boy's coming of age in the barrio, parochial school, attending church, public summer school, and trying to fall out of love so he can join in a Little League baseball team. His is a clarity that rings constantly through the warmth and wry reality of these sometimes humorous, sometimes tragic, always human remembrances.
Author | : Jim Proser |
Publisher | : Macmillan |
Total Pages | : 353 |
Release | : 2010-02-02 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 0312611447 |
This authorized biography of World War II hero John Basilone--who held off 3,000 Japanese troops after his unit was reduced to three men--is being published to coincide with Steven Spielberg's HBO miniseries, "The Pacific." Illustrations throughout.
Author | : Jennifer A. Nielsen |
Publisher | : Scholastic UK |
Total Pages | : 311 |
Release | : 2012-06-07 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1407135295 |
If you love the danger and sword-fighting of MERLIN, you'll like this! In a discontent kingdom, civil war is brewing. To unify the divided people, Conner, a nobleman of the court, devises a cunning plan to find an impersonator of the king's long-lost son and install him as a puppet prince. Four orphans are recruited to compete for the role, including a defiant boy named Sage. Sage knows that Conner's motives are more than questionable, yet his life balances on a sword's point - he must be chosen to play the prince or he will certainly be killed. As Sage's journey continues, layer upon layer of treachery and deceit unfold, until finally a truth is revealed that proves more dangerous than all of the lies put together.
Author | : Patrick Ness |
Publisher | : Candlewick Press |
Total Pages | : 484 |
Release | : 2013-09-10 |
Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | : 0763667676 |
From two-time Carnegie Medal winner Patrick Ness comes an enthralling and provocative new novel chronicling the life — or perhaps afterlife — of a teen trapped in a crumbling, abandoned world. A boy named Seth drowns, desperate and alone in his final moments, losing his life as the pounding sea claims him. But then he wakes. He is naked, thirsty, starving. But alive. How is that possible? He remembers dying, his bones breaking, his skull dashed upon the rocks. So how is he here? And where is this place? It looks like the suburban English town where he lived as a child, before an unthinkable tragedy happened and his family moved to America. But the neighborhood around his old house is overgrown, covered in dust, and completely abandoned. What’s going on? And why is it that whenever he closes his eyes, he falls prey to vivid, agonizing memories that seem more real than the world around him? Seth begins a search for answers, hoping that he might not be alone, that this might not be the hell he fears it to be, that there might be more than just this. . . .