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Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 30 |
Release | : 2013-08-24 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1624544827 |
Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" Approximately 2,200 words.
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 60 |
Release | : 2013-12-13 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1624544983 |
Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2013-11-24 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1624544975 |
Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he\'d smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation and live to see another hair pie? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,400 words in all.
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 25 |
Release | : 2016-07-02 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1533731373 |
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten. Approximately 1,600 words. DIAGNOSIS: Less filling. Doesn’t contain many actual farts.
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 26 |
Release | : 2013-08-24 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1624544835 |
Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the good, old doctor to snap. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,300 words. EXCERPT FROM THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC “Doc, you’ve got to help me,” a thin, wiry man named Zack Pimpton bent over the padded table and rubbed his behind. “My ass hurts really, really bad. I think I might have broken it.” A bead of sweat trickled down his forehead. “How did this happen?” Dr. Marsh asked. “I don't know. I was typing up a review when suddenly my butt began to hurt. At first it stung just a little. I tried ignoring it, but it got worse and worse until I eventually found myself here. It's terrible! I can’t believe I was able to drive over here.” He tried sitting and recoiled immediately. “Well, you're in luck! It's nothing life-threatening, that’s for sure, but I'm afraid you won’t have use of your buttocks again,” the portly doctor cracked a smile.
Author | : Fred Clarke |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 44 |
Release | : 2012-10-26 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781461114765 |
From the first sparks of life, farting has been an integral part of life. People fart, dogs fart, and even snails fart. For without this simple biological gift, the gas inside us would build and build and build until we simply exploded. Learn about the science and history of farting, as well as great fart you can perform, including: - The Fantasy Killer- The Break-Up Fart- The Preacher- The Flamethrower- and many, many morePlus, learn interesting facts such as what really inspired Beethoven's Fifth Symphony and why the Mona Lisa smiles.Illustrated by Rick Menard, former comic editor for National Lampoon.We hope this book will help you better understand the gift of farts and help you sprinkle your own little gifts throughout the world.
Author | : Desmond |
Publisher | : CCC Publishing |
Total Pages | : 68 |
Release | : 1961-12 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780918259653 |
Author | : Michael Jordan |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 44 |
Release | : 2016-05-14 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781533276230 |
Author | : Alec Bromcie |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Pub |
Total Pages | : 95 |
Release | : 2002 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780740727139 |
From the very first page, The Little Book of Farting proves that flatulence can be funny-and downright fascinating! For instance, did you know that the average man releases enough flatus in a day to blow up a small balloon' Or that farts can travel up to 50 feet and have been recorded to linger for up to 20 minutes' Did you know that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters' This little book is positively bursting with such fun facts, as well as farting etiquette tips, helpful translations for foreign farting, funny fart jokes and quotes, and a list of more than 75 euphemisms for cutting the cheese! No wonder it's sold nearly 100,000 copies in the U.K. in less than two years. The Little Book of Farting is a story that demands to be heard!If the littlest room in the house is your favorite place to be, then The Little Toilet Book will have you pinned to your seat to the very last page. Packed full of histories, jokes, poems, and even a helpful list of global toilet slang (Anyone need to use the Jakes, the boghouse, the throne, or the thunderbox'), this fascinating little volume manages to be engrossing without being gross. Sure to be a number-two best-seller!
Author | : Jeff Kinney |
Publisher | : Penguin Books Limited |
Total Pages | : 217 |
Release | : 2012 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780141340821 |
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth is the massively funny fifth title in the highly-illustrated, bestselling and award-winning Diary of a Wimpy Kid series by Jeff Kinney. Perfect for both boys and girls of 8+, reluctant readers and all the millions of devoted Wimpy Kid fans out there. You can also discover Greg on the big screen in any one of the three Wimpy Kid Movie box office smashes.The massively funny fifth book in the bestselling and award-winning Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.Greg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all it's cracked up to be?Suddenly Greg is dealing with the pressures of boy-girl parties, increased responsibilities, and even the awkward changes that come with getting older. And after a fight with his best friend Rowley, it looks like Greg is going to have to face the "ugly truth" all by himself . . .Praise for Jeff Kinney and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series:'The world has gone crazy for Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid series' - Sun'Kinney is right up there with J K Rowling as one of the bestselling children's authors on the planet' - Independent'Hilarious!' - Sunday Telegraph'The most hotly anticipated children's book of the year is here - Diary of a Wimpy Kid' - The Big IssueAs well as being an international bestselling author, Jeff Kinney is also an online developer and designer. He is the creator of the children's virtual world, poptropica where you can also find the Wimpy Kid boardwalk. He was named one of Time magazine's 100 Most Influential People in 2009. He lives with his family in Massachusetts, USA. www.wimpykidclub.co.uk