Booty Slap! The Olympics of Spanking

Booty Slap! The Olympics of Spanking
Author: Ardie Stallard
Publisher: Pink Flamingo Media
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2024-09-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1959117882

To be flattering, it’s an avant-garde, maybe even esoteric, sport. To be truthful, it’s a genuinely oddball sport. Evolved from Eastern European contests in which male athletes try to knock each other off their feet with face slaps, and somewhat similar to nalgadas y cachetadas contests in Hispanic jaripeo rodeos, Booty Slap involves two scantily-clad young ladies trading spanks until one of them wins—by whatever criterion might be agreed upon by the participants, the judges, and the crowd. The only constant is two shapely sets of attractive, reddened and red-hot female buttocks at the end of a match. Call Booty Slap what you will, whether avant-garde, esoteric, oddball or just plain crazy, one thing’s for sure: guys, and even girls, often love watching it. Check it out YouTube and see for yourself. So what might happen if, as seems possible one day, Booty Slap is accepted in the United States as a spectator sport as much as seems to have happened in Eastern Europe, or even the way nalgadas y cachetadas contests (girls slapping their boyfriends’ faces and in turn, bending over and submitting to retaliatory spanks by the boyfriends) are an integral part of jaripeo rodeos? Belinda Krüger, a German exchange student, explores this question in a most personal way in the pages of this tale—or tail. Hold onto your popos as she journeys to Las Vegas and competes to win a scholarship to a “name” American art school, getting her rump roasted thoroughly in the process and incidentally, developing a romantic and sexual attraction to her “coach” as only spanking aficionados can truly appreciate. Who knows? Her dream—as well as the sport of Booty Slap in America—just might become a reality.

Unbroken

Unbroken
Author: Laura Hillenbrand
Publisher: Random House Trade Paperbacks
Total Pages: 530
Release: 2014-07-29
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0812974492

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE • Look for special features inside. Join the Random House Reader’s Circle for author chats and more. In boyhood, Louis Zamperini was an incorrigible delinquent. As a teenager, he channeled his defiance into running, discovering a prodigious talent that had carried him to the Berlin Olympics. But when World War II began, the athlete became an airman, embarking on a journey that led to a doomed flight on a May afternoon in 1943. When his Army Air Forces bomber crashed into the Pacific Ocean, against all odds, Zamperini survived, adrift on a foundering life raft. Ahead of Zamperini lay thousands of miles of open ocean, leaping sharks, thirst and starvation, enemy aircraft, and, beyond, a trial even greater. Driven to the limits of endurance, Zamperini would answer desperation with ingenuity; suffering with hope, resolve, and humor; brutality with rebellion. His fate, whether triumph or tragedy, would be suspended on the fraying wire of his will. Appearing in paperback for the first time—with twenty arresting new photos and an extensive Q&A with the author—Unbroken is an unforgettable testament to the resilience of the human mind, body, and spirit, brought vividly to life by Seabiscuit author Laura Hillenbrand. Hailed as the top nonfiction book of the year by Time magazine • Winner of the Los Angeles Times Book Prize for biography and the Indies Choice Adult Nonfiction Book of the Year award “Extraordinarily moving . . . a powerfully drawn survival epic.”—The Wall Street Journal “[A] one-in-a-billion story . . . designed to wrench from self-respecting critics all the blurby adjectives we normally try to avoid: It is amazing, unforgettable, gripping, harrowing, chilling, and inspiring.”—New York “Staggering . . . mesmerizing . . . Hillenbrand’s writing is so ferociously cinematic, the events she describes so incredible, you don’t dare take your eyes off the page.”—People “A meticulous, soaring and beautifully written account of an extraordinary life.”—The Washington Post “Ambitious and powerful . . . a startling narrative and an inspirational book.”—The New York Times Book Review “Magnificent . . . incredible . . . [Hillenbrand] has crafted another masterful blend of sports, history and overcoming terrific odds; this is biography taken to the nth degree, a chronicle of a remarkable life lived through extraordinary times.”—The Dallas Morning News “An astonishing testament to the superhuman power of tenacity.”—Entertainment Weekly “A tale of triumph and redemption . . . astonishingly detailed.”—O: The Oprah Magazine “[A] masterfully told true story . . . nothing less than a marvel.”—Washingtonian “[Hillenbrand tells this] story with cool elegance but at a thrilling sprinter’s pace.”—Time “Hillenbrand [is] one of our best writers of narrative history. You don’t have to be a sports fan or a war-history buff to devour this book—you just have to love great storytelling.”—Rebecca Skloot, author of The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks

Get Me Ellis Rubin!

Get Me Ellis Rubin!
Author: Dary Matera
Publisher: Backinprint.com
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2006-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9780595388110

Critically acclaimed memoirs of one of America's most famous, colorful and controversial defense attorneys. A champion for the little man, this fast-paced account reads like Perry Mason and covers some of the most publicized legal issues of our time, including the world-famous "Television Intoxication" case and the history-making "Battered Daughter Defense."

SHOW BOAT

SHOW BOAT
Author: EDNA FERBER
Publisher:
Total Pages: 410
Release: 1926
Genre:
ISBN:

Erotic Book

Erotic Book
Author: Sheldon Filger
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2006
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781425929176

Imagine spending your whole life searching for the one; searching for acceptance; searching for just a hint of satisfaction. Imagine walking through life alone, confused, and convinced you will never find what it is your heart desires. Jared Covington is such a man in search of all things life has promised, but has not delivered. I'm On My Way is a passionate tale of a sometimes bitter, sometimes angry, but always hopeful young man and his search to undercover the love of his life and in the process, himself. In terse, fluid prose, David paints three-dimensional portraits of each of his main characters. Set against the backdrop of New York City, the book addresses critical issues surrounding being black, gay and at times closeted in America without sounding preachy. David's high quality of writing, and carefully developed themes seamlessly takes us into the hearts and minds of several young men sorting through some of life's most pressing issues. This engrossing debut, challenges stereotypes, emits hope, and brings to life the often-misunderstood world of gay minorities.

Idea Man

Idea Man
Author: Paul Allen
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 392
Release: 2012
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0241953715

What's it like to start a revolution? How do you build the biggest tech company in the world? And why do you walk away from it all? Paul Allen co-founded Microsoft. Together he and Bill Gates turned an idea - writing software - into a company and then an entire industry. This is the story of how it came about: two young mavericks who turned technology on its head, the bitter battles as each tried to stamp his vision on the future and the ruthless brilliance and fierce commitment.

Dirty Korean

Dirty Korean
Author: Haewon Geebi Baek
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 165
Release: 2010-06-08
Genre: Foreign Language Study
ISBN: 1569758298

GET D!RTY Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Korean with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: •Cool slang •Funny insults •Explicit sex terms •Raw swear words Dirty Korean teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Korea: •What's up? Wasseo? •Holy shit, I'm trashed. Ssibal, na manchiwi. •I gotta piss. Na swi ssayahae. •Who farted? Bangu nuga ggyeosseo? •Wanna try doggy-style? Dwichigi haeboja? •That bitch is crazy! Heo nyeon michin nyeoniya! •I could really go for some Korean BBQ. Na cheolpangui meokgospieo.

The Best of Dear Coquette

The Best of Dear Coquette
Author: The Coquette
Publisher: Icon Books
Total Pages: 340
Release: 2016-09-08
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1785781359

'Whoever The Coquette is, she's the voice of reason for these crazy times' Maria Alyokhina, Pussy Riot Dear Coquette unleashes the brutal truth about life, love, dating, sex and everything in between. For nearly a decade, The Coquette has delivered wisdom with a harsh wit and devastating elegance to the hundreds of thousands of readers who know where to come for her practical, no-nonsense advice. Rising forth from the glitter and madness of the L.A. party scene, this mysterious online oracle has evolved into one of the most insightful and conscientious voices of her generation, and Dear Coquette is consistently rated amongst the funniest and most beloved blogs on the net by publications ranging from The Guardian to The Huffington Post. Here, for the first time between hard covers, is the very best of Dear Coquette.

Warfare in the American Homeland

Warfare in the American Homeland
Author: Joy James
Publisher: Duke University Press
Total Pages: 414
Release: 2007-07-20
Genre: Law
ISBN: 9780822339236

DIVA collection of writings by prisoners and scholars that documents the extension of the violence and the repression of the prison establishment into the larger society. /div

To Love, Honor, and Vacuum

To Love, Honor, and Vacuum
Author: Sheila Wray Gregoire
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014
Genre: Families
ISBN: 9780825443466

"Sheila speaks to both the heart and habits of the woman who is wife and mother. The lessons in this book are biblical, doable, and affordable!"--Margaret B. Buchanan From advertisements to mommy blogs to Pinterest, scenes of domestic bliss abound, painting a picture of perfection and expectation nearly impossible to live up to. Why can't you work a full-time job, stylishly clothe yourself and your children, plan a party for twelve with handmade decorations, keep your house sparkling clean without chemicals, and bake a gourmet meal in the same day? Everyone else is doing it! For many women, housework has become more than chores that need to be done; it is a symbol of identity. Sheila Wray Gregoire wants to stop that thinking in its tracks and help women back to a life of balance--for their sakes and for their families. She encourages women to shift their focus from housekeeping to relationships and shows them how to foster responsibility and respect in all family members. The second edition retains the helpful, concrete advice on everyday situations such as strategies for tackling chores and budgets and tips on effective communication, while incorporating the wisdom Sheila has gained through her interaction with thousands of readers of her blog and through her speaking ministry over the past ten years. Through the principles in To Love, Honor, and Vacuum, Gregoire promises readers they can grow and thrive in the midst of their hectic lives--even if their circumstances stay the same.