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Author | : Daniel Kehlmann |
Publisher | : Vintage |
Total Pages | : 274 |
Release | : 2015-08-04 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0804171599 |
From the internationally acclaimed author of Measuring the World, here is a dazzling tragicomedy about the three sons of a lost father. Arthur Friedland is a wannabe writer who one day takes his sons to a performance by the Great Lindemann, Master of Hypnosis. Arthur declares himself immune to hypnosis and a disbeliever in magic. But the Great Lindemann knows better, and after he extracts Arthur’s deepest secrets and tells him to make them real, Arthur empties the family bank account and vanishes. He goes on to become a world-famous author, a master of the mystical. (F is for fake.) But what of his abandoned boys? The painfully shy Martin grows up to be a priest without a vocation. (F is for faith, and lack of it.) Eric becomes a financier on the brink of ruin (F is for fraud), while Ivan, hoping for glory as a painter, instead becomes a forger. (F is for forgery, too.) During the summer before the global financial crisis, they are thrown together again with cataclysmic results. Wildly funny and heartbreaking, Daniel Kehlmann’s novel about truth, family, and the terrible power of fortune is a fictional triumph.
Author | : Dave Fancher |
Publisher | : No Starch Press |
Total Pages | : 314 |
Release | : 2014-03-01 |
Genre | : Computers |
ISBN | : 1593275528 |
F# brings the power of functional-first programming to the .NET Framework, a platform for developing software in the Microsoft Windows ecosystem. If you're a traditional .NET developer used to C# and Visual Basic, discovering F# will be a revelation that will change how you code, and how you think about coding. In The Book of F#, Microsoft MVP Dave Fancher shares his expertise and teaches you how to wield the power of F# to write succinct, reliable, and predictable code. As you learn to take advantage of features like default immutability, pipelining, type inference, and pattern matching, you'll be amazed at how efficient and elegant your code can be. You'll also learn how to: * Exploit F#'s functional nature using currying, partial application, and delegation * Streamline type creation and safety with record types and discriminated unions * Use collection types and modules to handle data sets more effectively * Use pattern matching to decompose complex types and branch your code within a single expression * Make your software more responsive with parallel programming and asynchronous workflows * Harness object orientation to develop rich frameworks and interact with code written in other .NET languages * Use query expressions and type providers to access and manipulate data sets from disparate sources Break free of that old school of programming. The Book of F# will show you how to unleash the expressiveness of F# to create smarter, leaner code.
Author | : Jane Belk Moncure |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 29 |
Release | : 1997 |
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Author | : Jesse Sheidlower |
Publisher | : Oxford University Press |
Total Pages | : 322 |
Release | : 2009-09-04 |
Genre | : Reference |
ISBN | : 0199751552 |
We all know what frak, popularized by television's cult hit Battlestar Galactica, really means. But what about feck? Or ferkin? Or foul--as in FUBAR, or "Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition"? In a thoroughly updated edition of The F-Word, Jesse Sheidlower offers a rich, revealing look at the f-bomb and its illimitable uses. Since the fifteenth century, no other word has been adapted, interpreted, euphemized, censored, and shouted with as much ardor or force; imagine Dick Cheney telling Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy to "go damn himself" on the Senate floor--it doesn't have quite the same impact as what was really said. Sheidlower cites this and other notorious examples throughout history, from the satiric sixteenth-century poetry of James Cranstoun to the bawdy parodies of Lord Rochester in the seventeenth century, to more recent uses by Ernest Hemingway, Jack Kerouac, Ann Sexton, Norman Mailer, Liz Phair, Anthony Bourdain, Junot Diaz, Jenna Jameson, Amy Winehouse, Jon Stewart, and Bono (whose use of the word at the Grammys nearly got him fined by the FCC). Collectively, these references and the more than one hundred new entries they illustrate double the size of The F-Word since its previous edition. Thousands of added quotations come from newly available electronic databases and the resources of the OED, expanding the range of quotations to cover British, Canadian, Australian, New Zealand, Irish, and South African uses in addition to American ones. Thus we learn why a fugly must hone his or her sense of humor, why Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau muttered "fuddle duddle" in the Commons, and why Fanny Adams is so sweet. A fascinating introductory essay explores the word's history, reputation, and changing popularity over time. and a new Foreword by comedian, actor, and author Lewis Black offers readers a smart and entertaining take on the book and its subject matter. Oxford dictionaries have won renown for their expansive, historical approach to words and their etymologies. The F-Word offers all that and more in an entertaining and informative look at a word that, while now largely accepted as an integral part of the English language, still confounds, provokes, and scandalizes.
Author | : Benjamin K. Bergen |
Publisher | : Basic Books |
Total Pages | : 290 |
Release | : 2016-09-13 |
Genre | : Science |
ISBN | : 0465096484 |
It may be starred, beeped, and censored -- yet profanity is so appealing that we can't stop using it. In the funniest, clearest study to date, Benjamin Bergen explains why, and what that tells us about our language and brains. Nearly everyone swears-whether it's over a few too many drinks, in reaction to a stubbed toe, or in flagrante delicto. And yet, we sit idly by as words are banned from television and censored in books. We insist that people excise profanity from their vocabularies and we punish children for yelling the very same dirty words that we'll mutter in relief seconds after they fall asleep. Swearing, it seems, is an intimate part of us that we have decided to selectively deny. That's a damn shame. Swearing is useful. It can be funny, cathartic, or emotionally arousing. As linguist and cognitive scientist Benjamin K. Bergen shows us, it also opens a new window onto how our brains process language and why languages vary around the world and over time. In this groundbreaking yet ebullient romp through the linguistic muck, Bergen answers intriguing questions: How can patients left otherwise speechless after a stroke still shout Goddamn! when they get upset? When did a cock grow to be more than merely a rooster? Why is crap vulgar when poo is just childish? Do slurs make you treat people differently? Why is the first word that Samoan children say not mommy but eat shit? And why do we extend a middle finger to flip someone the bird? Smart as hell and funny as fuck, What the F is mandatory reading for anyone who wants to know how and why we swear.
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Publisher | : Penguin UK |
Total Pages | : 33 |
Release | : 2019-02-28 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 0241387906 |
This bright and bold dictionary of twenty-six thought-provoking words from A-Z is perfect for equipping girls, boys and everyone with the words they need to empower themselves. Including: Activism: trying to change something important by making your voice heard Brainpower: your ability to come up with brilliant ideas Compassion: caring about other people's suffering Diversity: including all kinds of different people Equality: when everyone is treated in the same way Feminism: fighting for equality between girls, boys and everyone With bright and inclusive artwork from illustrator Carolyn Suzuki, F is for Feminism is a great conversation starter, and will inspire and motivate activists of all ages.
Author | : Jane O'Connor |
Publisher | : Harper Collins |
Total Pages | : 38 |
Release | : 2009-06-23 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0061703729 |
Nancy and her partner for the talent show are very different. They don't have any of the same talents. How will they ever come up with an act?
Author | : Wendy Cheyette Lewison |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 25 |
Release | : 2002-04-15 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 0448428385 |
June 14 is Flag Day, but with so many American flags proudly displayed, every day seems like Flag Day. Perfect for reading together with a young child, F Is for Flag shows in simple terms how one flag can mean many things: a symbol of unity, a sign of welcome, and a reminder that-in good times and in bad-everyone in our country is part of one great big family.
Author | : Danny Matta |
Publisher | : Independently Published |
Total Pages | : 184 |
Release | : 2019-03-08 |
Genre | : Medical |
ISBN | : 9781794113015 |
Do you wish you could start a money-making physical therapy business today ... without resorting to the ongoing hassle of insurance?Are you tired of billing insurance for every last penny? Do you wish you could get paid faster, and for more interesting clients? Do you want to help people without all that red tape?Well, now you can. With Danny Matta's new book, F*ck Insurance: Your Playbook to A Successful Performance PT Practice and Never Having to Deal with Insurance Again, you'll get all the tools you need to create the job of your dreams.After all, if you can't find a career you love, you'll have to build one yourself. This prime tenet is what motivated Matta to pen his irreverent text. With gritty, raw, proven and actionable advice, he shows physical therapists how to have success in a pratice model that doesn't take insurance at all and attract the clients they really want to serve.Inside this book, you'll learn: -Which segment of the population makes for the most satisfying physical therapy clients-How Matta built his own business in just a few years and now sees incredible results, both financially and client-wise-How to avoid high-volume, corporate insurance mills-The secret behind climbing to higher and higher levels of income each month-The 5 phases of the cash performance PT clinic-Whether you're a burn-the-ships or a side-hustle kind of person-What the proof-of-concept phase is, and what it means for you-What the survival phase is, and why "survival" isn't a bad thing-What the success phase is, and how you can achieve it as quickly as possible-What your revenue level says about your business model-The surprisingly obvious mindset shift you need to make your dreams come true-Which mistakes you're likely to make, and why that doesn't matter-How to build a team without selling out or going broke-What freedom really looks like ... and why you deserve it-How to tell insurance to f*ck off and see incredible results immediatelySo who is Danny Matta to give this advice? He's a former Army Physical Therapist turned entrepreneur. One fateful morning, he sat in his car questioning if he wanted to be a PT anymore. Burned out by an incredibly high volume of patients and endless documentation, he decided to leave his career as a PT in the Army. Knowing nothing about business, he dove headfirst into starting a cash-based PT clinic in a windowless room in the corner of a CrossFit gym. Guess what? It worked out. Today, Matta not only serves his dream clients, he sees incredible revenue, employs a happy team of fellow PTs and enjoys the freedom of which he once only dreamed.You can do it too.So don't wait. Buy this book NOW to build the happier, healthier, stronger business you've always known you could have.
Author | : Richard Face |
Publisher | : Oculus Publishers |
Total Pages | : 291 |
Release | : 2012-01-13 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1938895134 |
WHAT THE HECK IS AN INTERNET MEME? Meme (pronounced meem): An idea, belief or element of social behavior spread that is transmitted from one person or group of people to another. This word was coined in the '70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheist godman worshipped by neckbeards everywhere. Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internet through social networking sites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on. In the real world they're called "ideas," but pseudo-intellectuals prefer "memes." WHERE DO INTERNET MEMES COME FROM? Amongst all the stupid crap on the Internet are hilarious gems of wit and wisdom. Most of the best memes start as images shared on the Web and, by some great misfortune, they find their way into the lecherous hands of drunken basement trolls who mutate these images into the hilarious, the lame, and sometimes the downright bizarre. WHAT IS THIS BOOK? This book will take you on bizarre journey through the bilges of the Internet and introduce you to 23 of its funniest and most popular memes, complete with a sh*tload of images that might just make you wet your panties. "On this journey you will share lulz with unsavory characters like..." "Foul Bachelor Frog" "Socially Awkward Penguin" "Paranoid Parrot" "Courage Wolf" "Advice God" "Joseph Ducreux" "Hipster Kitty" "Inglip" "Successful Black Man" "Forever Alone" "Bill O'Reilly" "And more..." Scroll up and click the "Buy" button now to laugh your a** off at the twisted hive mind of the Internet underworld...