Boogers for Breakfast

Boogers for Breakfast
Author: Miki Shelton
Publisher:
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2015-12-01
Genre:
ISBN: 9780989056809

Boogers for Breakfast is the story of Max, an adorable, rambunctious boy who discovers he has a taste for something quite unusual. As Max embraces this new-found 'flavor', his family struggles to adapt...until they finally let go and accept Max for who he is - boogers and all.

Oh, Ick!

Oh, Ick!
Author: Joy Masoff
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2016-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0761189122

From the bestselling author of Oh, Yuck! and Oh, Yikes!, with over 1.25 million copies in print, here is an A-Z compendium of hands-on grossness. Featuring 114 interactive experiments and ick-tivities, Oh, Ick! delves into the science behind everything disgusting. Stage an Ooze Olympics to demonstrate viscosity and the nature of slime. Observe how fungi grow by making a Mold Zoo. Embark on an Insect Safari to get to know the creepy crawlies around your home. And learn what causes that embarrassing acne on your face by baking a Pimple Cake to pop—and eat. Eww!

Boogers Are My Beat

Boogers Are My Beat
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 255
Release: 2004-09-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1400080762

The New York Times calls him “the funniest man in America,” and his legions of fans agree, laughing and snorting as they put his books on bestseller lists nationwide. In Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on: • The scientific search for the world’s funniest joke (you can bet it includes the word “weasel”) • RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot • Outwitting “smart” kitchen appliances and service contracts • Elections in Florida (“You can’t spell Florida without ‘duh’”) • The Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating • The truth about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger, and feng shui • The choice between death and taxes And much, much more—including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11. Dave Barry won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988, and his columns are syndicated in more than 500 newspapers. His most recent books, Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down and the novels Big Trouble and Tricky Business, were national bestsellers. He lives in Miami, Floriduh. Also available as an eBook

The Big Rock Candy Mountain

The Big Rock Candy Mountain
Author: Wallace Stegner
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 658
Release: 2017-11-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0525435409

Bo Mason, his wife, Elsa, and their two boys live a transient life of poverty and despair. Drifing from town to town and from state to state, the violent, ruthless Bo seeks outhis fortune--in the hotel business, on new farmland, and, eventually, in illegal rum-running through the threacherous back roads of the American Northwest. Bo chases after the promise of the American dream through Minnesota, the Dakotas, Saskatchewan, Montana, Utah and Nevada, but ultimately there is no escaping the devastating reach of the Depression and his own ruinous fate. In this affecting narrative, a defining masterpiece by the "dean of Western writers" (The New York Times), Wallace Stegner portrays more than three decades in the life of the Mason family as they struggle to survivle during the lean years of the early twentieth century. With an introduction by Robert Stone.

Booga Blast

Booga Blast
Author: Susan Berran
Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2021-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1978595794

Why are boogers green? And can you put toe jam on toast for breakfast? This fun, action-packed seriously gross book of short stories is sure to disgust adults and delight young readers! This book about boogers and other “gross” body oddities tells wildly humorous stories through descriptive, accessible language and wacky images. Full of fun facts and silly situations, this book on boogers is sure to be a blast!

Booger Fairy

Booger Fairy
Author: Hells Lefse
Publisher: PublishAmerica
Total Pages: 357
Release: 2012-11-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1627099077

"Christmas a time to warm the hearts and souls of young and old and good and bad. Wait a minute did we say "bad"? Sven, Lena and Ole are off for a much needed vacation to the country no one wants. Situated between Canada and the United States lies the tiny nation called Snot Islands. The United States "does not" want them and Canada "does not" want them. The islands got their name from a clerical error. Someone a long time ago was told to record the name of this little nation. They heard the word "does not" and because it was said quickly and no one bothered to say "what did you say? " "Does not" was misunderstood to become "snot" and that is how the Snot Islands came to exist. As fate would have it our little island nation was destined to become a major player in this new technically advanced world of Christmas. A handful of strange and eccentric residents and a nation obsessed with booger's is about to start a brand new Christmas tradition. For the old at heart and the young of mind grab the family and curl up in front of the fireplace. Serve hot chocolate and eggnog to everyone. If you're Scandinavian and even if you are not a good helping of Lefse is always a great yuletide treat. Now pick up this book and start a new family tradition as old as the word itself. Read out loud to your family and loved ones of the world's greatest new Christmas icon "The Booger Fairy.""

The Onts

The Onts
Author: Dan Greenburg
Publisher: ABDO
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2009
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781599615325

Ten-year-old orphan twins Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin have a hard time at Cincinnati's Jolly Days Orphanage, but things get much worse when the Mandible sisters offer to share their home in the Dripping Fang Forest. Book #1

Gastronaut

Gastronaut
Author: Stefan Gates
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 276
Release: 2006
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 9780156030977

An irreverent journey through the culinary world of the exotic, the bizarre, and the truly extraordinary, "Gastronaut" is equal parts cookbook and quest book. This hilarious journey through some of the strangest food experiences, past and present, is divided into three levels of escalating difficulty.

Good Girl, Bad Girl

Good Girl, Bad Girl
Author: Michael Robotham
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2019-07-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1982103620

Finalist for the 2020 Edgar Award for Best Novel From the internationally bestselling author who Stephen King calls “an absolute master,” a fiendishly clever thriller about a dangerous young woman with the ability to know when someone is lying—and the criminal psychologist who must outwit her to survive. A girl is discovered hiding in a secret room in the aftermath of a terrible crime. Half-starved and filthy, she won’t tell anyone her name, or her age, or where she came from. Maybe she is twelve, maybe fifteen. She doesn’t appear in any missing persons file, and her DNA can’t be matched to an identity. Six years later, still unidentified, she is living in a secure children’s home with a new name, Evie Cormac. When she initiates a court case demanding the right to be released as an adult, forensic psychologist Cyrus Haven must determine if Evie is ready to go free. But she is unlike anyone he’s ever met—fascinating and dangerous in equal measure. Evie knows when someone is lying, and no one around her is telling the truth. Meanwhile, Cyrus is called in to investigate the shocking murder of a high school figure-skating champion, Jodie Sheehan, who died on a lonely footpath close to her home. Pretty and popular, Jodie is portrayed by everyone as the ultimate girl-next-door, but as Cyrus peels back the layers, a secret life emerges—one that Evie Cormac, the girl with no past, knows something about. A man haunted by his own tragic history, Cyrus is caught between the two cases—one girl who needs saving and another who needs justice. What price will he pay for the truth? Emotionally explosive, swiftly paced, and “haunting…Robotham expertly raises the tension as the action hurtles toward the devastating climax” (Publishers Weekly, starred review).