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| Author | : CARLOS J. LEE |
| Publisher | : Author House |
| Total Pages | : 185 |
| Release | : 2012-04-26 |
| Genre | : Self-Help |
| ISBN | : 1468557068 |
EVERY WOMAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND WHO NEEDS THIS BOOK! Carlos J. Lee has been every "bad boy" that you have ever dated. He's a former dog, liar, cheater, asshole, user, manipulator and has slept with hundreds of women. He is here to teach you that when it comes to the man in your life it only comes down to three things, either he loves you, or he's in love with you and when to walk away! You will learn the difference between possessing a man’s mind and his heart. You will also learn what most women don't know about a man, which is, a man knows within the first five minutes of meeting a woman, what role he wants her to play in his life. These are the reasons why most women find themselves heartbroken, frustrated, and losing sleep. They don't know the difference and are unaware. Today is your awakening, your epiphany and new beginning. You will see the man in your life in a different way and know how he really feels about you. Carlos will save you from years of heartache and wasting your time with a man who isn't your real soul mate.
| Author | : Dejah Rice |
| Publisher | : Sullivan Group Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 137 |
| Release | : 2017-12-20 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1648400752 |
Everyone has their own slice of drama going on in this story, but no one has problems as big as Augustus and Braelyn. Sometimes things just seem too good to be true, and that’s exactly the case when it comes to them. Everything has come out about Augustus’s past, and he’s figured out exactly why he felt so connected to Braelyn. Never in a million years would he have ever thought that she was his deceased ex-girlfriend’s twin sister, but she is, and she’s not happy at all about who he truly is. Braelyn knew things didn’t seem right when it came to Augustus. Yet, she still gave him a chance to get to know her. Eventually, she ended up falling for him. She couldn’t hate that more now that she knows that Augustus could be the reason her twin sister was murdered. She feels betrayed and confused, but mostly, she feels hurt and doesn’t know what to do. Will Augustus be able to explain to Braelyn the way things really happened the night her sister was killed? Will Braelyn be able to listen and forgive him? Or will she pull the trigger of the gun that she has pointed at him?
| Author | : Jeff Parker |
| Publisher | : Tin House Books |
| Total Pages | : 258 |
| Release | : 2007-08-28 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0977698920 |
Well-intentioned skateboarder and punk rocker When Thinfinger struggles with his work at a hip pizza joint, his band's dogma, his girlfriend's eccentric decorating tastes, and other challenges before his best friend's plan for artistic prestige prompts When to take things too far. Original.
| Author | : Hassan Stewart William Tappin |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2019-01-17 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0359366996 |
Return Of A Dead Pimp", centers around the story's central character, Jay Priest, a pimp who ends up winning the 1976 "International Player's Ball". After emerging victorious, Jay takes his pimping talents overseas, opening up a chain of brothels, aptly called, "Jack Off In The Box". Hating to see a black entrepreneur become a billionaire, the government decides to kill Jay's older brother, back home in Michigan, by having him get electrocuted at the automotive plant where he works.
| Author | : The Phat Phree |
| Publisher | : Crown |
| Total Pages | : 194 |
| Release | : 2006-12-26 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0767926404 |
Target. Observe. Ridicule. You run into them every day—the striped-shirt guy, the karaoke master, the dude with a pencil-thin beard, the guy who won’t shut up about his fantasy football team—characters who annoy, irritate, and incense us all. Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree.com by Mike Polk, this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth. It’s the best of ThePhatPhree.com plus more than fifty all-new, hilarious pieces written by some of your favorite writers from this site. Everyone’s (Least) Favorite, The Striped-Shirt Guy … I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him. I will tell him, “Take it easy on the brakes, champ”! When I do not hook up with a girl at the club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks” and wait in line at another bar, only to strike out again! Your “Cool” High School Teacher … Here are some things I allow in my class that other teachers don’t: eating, drinking, swearing, dancing, smoking, fighting, cell phones, Texas hold ’em, iPods, and sex. Like my Goo Goo Dolls tee? Anyone else here down with the Dolls? No? Me either. I’m just wearing it as a goof. The Guy with Amazing Taste in Music … Personally, I haven’t listened to the radio in fifteen years. If you have ever heard a band on the radio, then I can assure you, I am not a fan. I stopped listening to American music about ten years ago.
| Author | : William Van Zandt |
| Publisher | : Samuel French, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 57 |
| Release | : 2010 |
| Genre | : Drama |
| ISBN | : 0573697728 |
Comedy / Characters: 2m, 3f / Unit SetLOL! An audience is guaranteed to do just that at this hilarious broadband comedy of errors. You've Got Hate Mail is Billy Van Zandt and Jane Milmore's comic answer to A.R. Gurney's Love Letters. In You've Got Hate Mail, love bytes all when an extra-marital affair goes horribly wrong, thanks to a juicy e-mail left sitting on a desktop. The story is told entirely in e-mails from laptop computers, although the play still manages to have an unforgettable chase scene - thanks to Blackberries and iPhones. The heartiest laugh-for-laugh show of all the Van Zandt-Milmore comedies.Outright guffaws greeted this 75-minute, intermissionless free-for-all! -Peter Filichia, Newark Star LedgerA funny play where the verbals zingers fly fast and furious! -Tom Chesek, Asbury Park Press
| Author | : Isaac Oliver |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2015-06-02 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1476746680 |
From an award-winning playwright “who splits the difference between David Rakoff and Larry David” (New York magazine)—a “compulsively readable debut” (Time Out New York) of big-hearted, laugh-until-you-can’t-breathe essays, stories, and riffs on finding love and intimacy in New York City. Since moving to New York a decade ago, award-winning writer and performer Isaac Oliver has pined for countless strangers on the subway, slept with half the people in his Washington Heights neighborhood, and observed the best and worst of humanity from behind the glass of a Times Square theater box office. Whether he’s hooking up with a man who dresses as a dolphin, suffering on airplanes and buses next to people with Food From Home, or hovering around an impenetrable circle of attractive people at a cocktail party, Oliver captures the messy, moving, and absurd moments of urban life as we live it today. In this uproariously funny debut collection, he serves up a comedic cornucopia of sketches, vignettes, lists, and diaries from his life as a young, fanciful, and extremely single gay man in New York City. “Oliver has mastered the art of self-deprecation...he can find humor and heart in the unlikeliest of places,” raves Entertainment Weekly. Culled from years of heartbreak, hook-ups, and more awkwardness than a virgin at prom and a whore in church (and he should know because he’s been both), Intimacy Idiot chronicles Oliver’s encounters with love, infatuation, resilience, and self-acceptance that echo our universal desire for intimacy of all kinds.
| Author | : Care Ellis |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 57 |
| Release | : 2008-02-18 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1304903583 |
This is a revised version of Pagan Tears, that was originally written By Meaghan Ellis. Unfortunately Meaghan could not be with us, so we decided to finish the journey for her. Enjoy!
| Author | : Tyrone Pierson |
| Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
| Total Pages | : 666 |
| Release | : 2015-07-24 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1504923855 |
A Gangster & A Baller (A Tale Of 2 Big Homies) is the powerful conclusion to the Platinum Dreams trilogy. It includes the screenplay, the official soundtrack, & the 3rd episode from Tyrone Piersons new Atlanta based sitcom Son Of Superman. When Tyreal North gets out of prison, he hopes to STAY out of prison, & sell his television show. In search of a better life, he moves to Atlanta, & ends up meeting two big homies. One of them is a Gangster from California, & the other one is a Baller from Minneapolis. The Baller doesnt want him associating with the Gangster, & the Gangster doesnt want him socializing with the Baller. Eventually, Tyreal realizes the Baller represents God in his life, & the Gangster represents the devil in his life. And theyre competing for his soul. After Tyreal starts a secret society for Alpha Males, he meets a Alpha Feminist, who appears to be the dream wife from hell. With one foot in the church, & the other foot in the street, Tyreal works in the day, & hustles at night, until hes able to secure his dream job at Turner Broadcasting System. The Baller is happy for him, but the Gangster attempts to sabotage his victory. When it builds up to a spiritual showdown between good & evil, there are multiple casualties, but Tyreal is able to come out victorious. A Gangster & A Baller surgically interlocks the lives of a Angel, a Demon, a Super Hero, a War Hero, & a Drug War Survivor , as it professionally articulates how far a man must go to bulletproof his Dreams & survive spiritual warfare. From near-death experiences & conspiracy theories, to gang activity & paranormal activity, this is unequivocally one of the most awesome success stories ever written!!
| Author | : Richard Nichols |
| Publisher | : Columbia University Press |
| Total Pages | : 350 |
| Release | : 2011 |
| Genre | : Drama |
| ISBN | : 0231149476 |
Carefully selected and represented, the plays in this collection showcase both the fantastic and the realistic innovations of Korean dramatists during a time of rapid social and historical change. Stretching from 1962 to 2004, these seven works tackle major subjects, such as the close of the Choson dynasty and the aftermath of the Korean War, while delving into trenchant cultural issues, such as the marginalization of students who rebel against mainstream education and the role of traditional values in a materialistic society. Longtime scholar of Korea and its vibrant, politically acute theater, Richard Nichols opens with a general overview of modern Korean drama since 1910 and concludes with an appendix describing theater production and audience attendance in Seoul. He chooses works that aren't just for Korean audiences. These texts confront universal themes and situations, tackling the problem of ambition, the trouble with fidelity, and the complexity of sexual and interpersonal relationships. Nichols situates each work critically, historically, and culturally, including brief biographies of playwrights and extensive notes. A bibliography also provides alternative readings and the titles of additional plays currently available in English. Primed for production, these skillful translations provide Western directors with exciting new material for the stage. At the same time, they offer students and scholars a sophisticated survey of the modern Korean dramatic tradition.
