The Eyes Have It

The Eyes Have It
Author: Philip K. Dick
Publisher: Library of Alexandria
Total Pages: 8
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1465558756

This Book Just Ate My Dog!

This Book Just Ate My Dog!
Author: Richard Byrne
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2014-09-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0192737309

In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!

Why Men Want Sex and Women Need Love

Why Men Want Sex and Women Need Love
Author: Barbara Pease
Publisher: Harmony
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2010-01-12
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 0307591603

Allan and Barbara Pease, the international bestsell­ing authors of Why Men Don’t Listen & Women Can’t Read Maps, deliver their most exciting book yet. Will men and women ever see eye-to-eye about love and sex? How will relationships ever be rewarding if men only want to rush into bed and women want to rush to the altar? In this practical, witty and down-to-earth guide, couples experts Allan and Barbara Pease reveal the truth about how men and women can really get along. By translating science and cutting edge research into a powerful yet highly entertaining read, you’ll learn how to find true happiness and compatibility with the opposite sex. REVEALED IN THIS BOOK: * The seven types of love * The top five things women want from men * What to do when the chemistry is wrong * What turns men and women on – and off! * The most common “New Relationship” mistakes and how to avoid them * How to decode “manspeak” If you want to get the most satisfaction from your relationship, or are single and looking for the right person, then you must read this book for the answer to Why Men Want Sex and Women Need Love.

The Best American Humorous Short Stories

The Best American Humorous Short Stories
Author: Alexander Jessup
Publisher: The Floating Press
Total Pages: 529
Release: 2009-01-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1877527645

Although every literary tradition has its own rich vein of humor writing, there's something about American humor that sets it apart from the pack in terms of accessibility and lack of pretension. This volume includes writings from such luminaries of the genre as Mark Twain, Oliver Wendell Holmes, and Edgar Allen Poe, and the brevity of most of the collected pieces makes it easy to take a short reading break whenever you could use a good laugh.

Best Funny Short Stories with Morals

Best Funny Short Stories with Morals
Author: Stan Sims
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023-09-15
Genre:
ISBN:

A good and simple technique to explain a comparable occurrence or narrative to your children is to tell them humorous short stories with moral lessons. Keep in mind that this story has hidden moral lessons we might draw from towards the conclusion. I think one method for kids to be happy and learn something new is by listening to stories. I believe your issue has now been resolved. Today, I'll share with you these tales that will inspire your kids to learn and instil moral qualities in them that they can enjoy for the rest of their lives.

Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds
Author: Helen Paiba
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-05-31
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781509805013

Funny Stories For 8 Year Olds is a right and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children. Perfect for reading alone or aloud - and for dipping into time and time againWith stories from Judy Blume, Anne Fine, Dick King Smith, Morris Glleitzman and many more, this book is hours of fantastic fun.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...
Author: Davide Cali
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 37
Release: 2015-03-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 145214074X

First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Funny Girl

Funny Girl
Author: Betsy Bird
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2018-05-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0147517834

Funny Girl is a collection of uproarious stories, rollicking comics, rib-tickling wit, and more, from 25 of today’s funniest female writers for kids. What could be funnier than family? Read stories about Ursula Brown's grandmother driving her on a road trip to disaster, Lisa Brown's little brother getting a Tic-Tac stuck up his nose, and Carmen Agra Deedy's mom setting the bathtub on fire. What could be funnier than friends? Pretty much nothing, as Rita Williams-Garcia shows two besties hatching a bird-brained scheme to get on to a TV talk show, and Deborah Underwood introduces a dynamic dog-and-cat duo teaming up on a pet advice column. What could be funnier than YOU? Tell your future with Mad Libs, discover your Chinese Zodiac sign with Lenore Look, and learn the best tricks of the comedy trade from professional humorists like Adrianne Chalepah and Delaney Yeager. With clever contributions from award-winning and bestselling authors including Cece Bell, Sophie Blackall, Libba Bray, Shannon Hale, Lisa Graff, and Raina Telgemeier, this anthology of funny girls will make you laugh until you cry. Or cry until you laugh. Or maybe you won't cry at all. Either way, you'll definitely laugh. Funny Girl isn’t just an anthology: it’s a cause, a mission, a movement. Girls are funny. Now it’s time for the world to know it.

Extremely Entertaining Short Stories

Extremely Entertaining Short Stories
Author: Stacy AUMONIER
Publisher: Phaeton Publishing Limited
Total Pages: 576
Release: 2012-09-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0956105556

Short Stories of World War 1 and the 1920s, some funny, some poignant, by the author whom John Galsworthy rated "e;one of the best short-story writers of all time"e;.