Belly Laughs
Author | : Jenny McCarthy |
Publisher | : Hardie Grant Publishing |
Total Pages | : 178 |
Release | : 2011-08 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1742734596 |
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Author | : Jenny McCarthy |
Publisher | : Hardie Grant Publishing |
Total Pages | : 178 |
Release | : 2011-08 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1742734596 |
Author | : Jim Davis |
Publisher | : Random House Worlds |
Total Pages | : 128 |
Release | : 2019-12-10 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1984817787 |
Garfield's back in this brand-new compilation comic strip book—truly a must-have for fans! What’s the menu du jour? Food, fun . . . and lots of it! Whether it’s a mouse bathing in coffee, or a zombie bingeing on brains, laughter is the order of the day. Garfield fans will get a full serving of smiles, with a side dish of silliness, in this brand-new collection of crazy comics!
Author | : Jenny McCarthy |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 2006-04-04 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 9780452287198 |
THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER New mothers and fathers will find much-needed relief and insight in this perceptive and outrageously funny account of what it truly means when you bring home your very own bundle of joy... Jenny McCarthy’s hilarious, no-holds-barred personality has made her an instantly recognizable TV personality and a bestselling author. In Baby Laughs she examines the full range of challenges that new mothers anf fathers face, including: • The humiliations of postnatal “numbing spray,” Tucks medicated pads, and adult diapers; jelly belly, balding, and gum disease; and becoming a “five-foot puke rag” for the baby • Heart-stopping terrors, such as baby manicures, breathing checks, and burp failures • Inadequacies, such as lullaby illiteracy and the need for a “heavy rotation” of toys, videos, and mobiles • Daddy antics, such as infant wrestling, home-movie mania, sleeping like a log, and expecting sex • Dueling grandmas, germ-ridden guests, Olympic-class competitive mommies, anorexic pets • And much more... The joys of parenting are endless, but so are the worruies and the advice. Baby Laughs is the perfect companion for anyone trying to raise the next president, those just trying to get to the next naptime, and anyone who was ever in diapers.
Author | : Paul Tastad |
Publisher | : Dorrance Publishing Company |
Total Pages | : 102 |
Release | : 2015-07-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781480912335 |
"A Belly Full of Laughs" is a hilarious collection of phrases, quips, puns, and other witty observations about language. For the last few years, author Paul W. Tastad has been entertaining people with his comical verses. He has been asked over and over again to compile a collection of his thoughts. Join him in this funny observation on life and all of its little nuances. About the Author Paul W. Tastad was raised on a farm in South Dakota. He has been a school counselor, managed a book store, taught social studies, and was a drug counselor for sixteen years in the Houston Public School District. He and his wife, Brenda, live in a Houston suburb, where they are both retired. His hobbies include working out so he can try out his latest new joke, reading cozy mysteries, and helping with his grandchildren.
Author | : Jenny McCarthy |
Publisher | : Da Capo Lifelong Books |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2005-12-13 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 9780738210070 |
Oh, the joys of pregnancy! There's the gassiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion, the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the constant worry. Of course, no woman is spared the discomforts and humiliations of pregnancy, but most are too polite to complain or too embarrassed to talk about them. Not Jenny McCarthy! In the New York Times best-selling Belly Laughs, actress and new mother Jenny McCarthy reveals the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the unseemly disfigurement that go along with pregnancy. Never shy, frequently crude, and always laugh-out-loud funny, McCarthy covers it all in the grittiest of girlfriend detail. From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, who has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born!
Author | : Sandra Boynton |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
Total Pages | : 24 |
Release | : 2005-04-18 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0761137998 |
Featuring a beachful of bare-bellied hippos—including one tiny baby who can only say “Bee Bo”—the Belly Button Book is a quirky addition to the phenomenally successful Boynton on Board series. Every page captivates with Sandra Boynton’s inimitable illustrations and joyful rhyming text: Soon after dark, upon the beach, we sing a hippo song, and if you’re feeling in the mood, we hope you’ll sing along: “Belly Belly Button, you’re oh so fine. Ooo, Belly Button, I’m so happy you’re mine.” Shiny and sturdy, and featuring a great (navel-shaped, naturally) die-cut cover, the Belly Button Book provides enduring, giggly, read-aloud fun. Oversized lap edition also available—perfect for more reading aloud!
Author | : Rob Elliott |
Publisher | : Baker Books |
Total Pages | : 128 |
Release | : 2010-08-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1441213325 |
Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
Author | : Russell Thornberry |
Publisher | : Montgomery, Ala. : Buckmasters ; Rocky Mountain House, Alta. : Greenhorn Pub. |
Total Pages | : 180 |
Release | : 1989 |
Genre | : Hunting |
ISBN | : 9780921778011 |
Author | : Sky Pony Editors |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 248 |
Release | : 2015-10-20 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1632208423 |
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids is packed with both classic and original knock-knock jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids. This unique volume is complemented by witty line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.
Author | : Steven D. Price |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 116 |
Release | : 2014-08-05 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1629142956 |
Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”