Belly Laugh Totally Terrific Tongue Twisters for Kids

Belly Laugh Totally Terrific Tongue Twisters for Kids
Author: Sky Pony Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 66
Release: 2020-02-04
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1510754911

One-one was a racehorse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too. How much wood would a groundhog chuck if a groundhog could chuck wood? The instinct of an extinct insect stinks! Belly Laugh Totally Terrific Tongue Twisters for Kids is full of hilarious tongue-twisting fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories and jokes, this collection is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings and an uproarious tongue-tied babbling sound-effect button. Perfect for rainy spring days, long car rides to visit relatives, and get-togethers with friends, this book is sure to bring silly laughter and comical wordplay fun into your home.

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2
Author: Carole P. Roman
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 174
Release: 2020-08-04
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1647393787

800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

The Seuss, the Whole Seuss and Nothing But the Seuss

The Seuss, the Whole Seuss and Nothing But the Seuss
Author: Charles Cohen
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 402
Release: 2004-02-24
Genre: Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN: 0375822488

Theodor Seuss Geisel, creator of Horton the Elephant, the Grinch, the Cat in the Hat, and a madcap menagerie of the best-loved children’s characters of all time, stands alone as the preeminent figure of children’s literature. But Geisel was a private man who was happier at the drawing table than he was across from any reporter or would-be biographer. Under the thoughtful scrutiny of Charles D. Cohen, Geisel’s lesser known works yield valuable insights into the imaginative and creative processes of one of the 20th century’s most original thinkers.

Laugh-Out-Loud Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

Laugh-Out-Loud Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids
Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 79
Release: 2020-12-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0062991876

Fall in love with Rob Elliott’s #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids as it gets more heartwarming than ever! A laugh-a-minute joke book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. Q: What do bad guys give on February 14th? A: Villain-tines. Kids are sure to love this bouquet of Valentine’s Day-themed jokes, puns, and zingers that are perfect for the whole family. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

Everything You Need to Know When You Are 8

Everything You Need to Know When You Are 8
Author: Kirsten Miller
Publisher: ABRAMS
Total Pages: 152
Release: 2020-07-07
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1683357795

What’s the best gift for a kid who’s turned eight? Everything they need to know! Eight is a banner year in every kid’s life. It’s when they’re finally granted “big kid” status. That means more freedom and responsibility. It also means there’s a ton of stuff to learn, and some of it’s pretty important. Inside this hilarious handbook is the information kids need to make eight one of the best years of their lives—from the fun (How to Win Halloween), to the serious (How to Get Germs Before They Get You) and the downright disgusting (How to Make Boogers You Can Eat).

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Author: Jen Mann
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2014-09-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345549988

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

The Only Road

The Only Road
Author: Alexandra Diaz
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2016-10-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1481457527

PURA BELPRÉ HONOR BOOK ALA NOTABLE BOOK “An important, must-have addition to the growing body of literature with immigrant themes.” —School Library Journal (starred review) Twelve-year-old Jaime makes the treacherous and life-changing journey from his home in Guatemala to live with his older brother in the United States in this “powerful and timely” (Booklist, starred review) middle grade novel. Jaime is sitting on his bed drawing when he hears a scream. Instantly, he knows: Miguel, his cousin and best friend, is dead. Everyone in Jaime’s small town in Guatemala knows someone who has been killed by the Alphas, a powerful gang that’s known for violence and drug trafficking. Anyone who refuses to work for them is hurt or killed—like Miguel. With Miguel gone, Jaime fears that he is next. There’s only one choice: accompanied by his cousin Ángela, Jaime must flee his home to live with his older brother in New Mexico. Inspired by true events, The Only Road is an individual story of a boy who feels that leaving his home and risking everything is his only chance for a better life. The story is “told with heartbreaking honesty,” Booklist raved, and “will bring readers face to face with the harsh realities immigrants go through in the hope of finding a better, safer life, and it will likely cause them to reflect on what it means to be human.”

The Silly Kids Joke Book

The Silly Kids Joke Book
Author: Cooper The Pooper
Publisher: Books by Cooper
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2020-09-28
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781953884008

What's laughter-inducing, belly-aching, crazy fun? The perfect kids' present, that's what!How do people fit in the TV? Why can't I see my eyes? How old was I when I was three?Kids ask the funniest questions, and they ask them a lot! It's a precious time when their curiosity is growing, their minds are absorbing everything and their energy is at an all-time high.As a result, parents hear a lot of crazy quips, random facts, and some of the most absurd questions you'll ever hear. As much as we love our kids, we all need some help at times.Some questions are easy to answer, some more difficult, but when you're being bombarded nonstop every day, you might find yourself drawing a blank on even the most wholesome questions.Want to find a way to distract your kid while indulging their curious mind and encouraging their sense of humor?Jokes are not only funny, exciting, and lively, they're also a great way to develop your child's growing mind. They enhance language skills, increase vocabulary, and strengthen social connections.Plus, they're a total hoot to boot!With this selection of hilarious jokes, your child will get all these benefits? and a cackling great time.

The Serious Goose

The Serious Goose
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2019-12-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0525707751

Meet a very Serious Goose in late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's first fun and funny picture book! There is nothing silly about this goose. You CANNOT make her laugh, so DON'T EVEN TRY! Written, illustrated, and lettered by Jimmy Kimmel, this picture book challenges young readers to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful read-aloud is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again! Kimmel’s proceeds from sales of THE SERIOUS GOOSE will be donated to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles (CHLA) and children’s hospitals around the country.