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| Author | : Sky Pony Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 79 |
| Release | : 2019-03-19 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1510743251 |
A hilarious collection of 350 unique gross jokes, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed! Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious and disgusting fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!
| Author | : Sky Pony Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 66 |
| Release | : 2020-02-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1510754911 |
One-one was a racehorse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too. How much wood would a groundhog chuck if a groundhog could chuck wood? The instinct of an extinct insect stinks! Belly Laugh Totally Terrific Tongue Twisters for Kids is full of hilarious tongue-twisting fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories and jokes, this collection is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings and an uproarious tongue-tied babbling sound-effect button. Perfect for rainy spring days, long car rides to visit relatives, and get-togethers with friends, this book is sure to bring silly laughter and comical wordplay fun into your home.
| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 90 |
| Release | : 2016-05-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1626866139 |
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
| Author | : Sky Pony Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 68 |
| Release | : 2018-06-12 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1510733620 |
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter! What do you call a cat that eats beans? Puss n’ Toots. Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories, this collection is complete with three hundred hilarious fart jokes for kids and is complemented by witty line drawings. Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a Fart! button for added entertainment!
| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Portable Press |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2017-05-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781626863651 |
Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup— ARRRRRRRRRR!
| Author | : Cooper The Pooper |
| Publisher | : Books by Cooper |
| Total Pages | : 114 |
| Release | : 2020-09-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781953884008 |
What's laughter-inducing, belly-aching, crazy fun? The perfect kids' present, that's what!How do people fit in the TV? Why can't I see my eyes? How old was I when I was three?Kids ask the funniest questions, and they ask them a lot! It's a precious time when their curiosity is growing, their minds are absorbing everything and their energy is at an all-time high.As a result, parents hear a lot of crazy quips, random facts, and some of the most absurd questions you'll ever hear. As much as we love our kids, we all need some help at times.Some questions are easy to answer, some more difficult, but when you're being bombarded nonstop every day, you might find yourself drawing a blank on even the most wholesome questions.Want to find a way to distract your kid while indulging their curious mind and encouraging their sense of humor?Jokes are not only funny, exciting, and lively, they're also a great way to develop your child's growing mind. They enhance language skills, increase vocabulary, and strengthen social connections.Plus, they're a total hoot to boot!With this selection of hilarious jokes, your child will get all these benefits? and a cackling great time.
| Author | : Bart King |
| Publisher | : Gibbs Smith |
| Total Pages | : 291 |
| Release | : 2010-03-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 142361478X |
The author of The Big Book of Superheroes presents a hilarious look at science, nature, and the human body in a book full of good laughs and bad smells. From boogers, B.O., and belches to sneezes, diseases, and demon cheeses, The Big Book of Gross Stuff is chock-full of practical knowledge about things you shouldn’t discuss at the dinner table. Kids can take a Gross Quiz to find out how their sensibilities stack up against the rest of society, and learn about the World's Most Disgusting Jobs (whale-feces research, anyone?). With the turn of every page, The Big Book of Gross Stuff will challenge your gag reflexes as it introduces topics, terminology and trivia about toilets, scabies, decaying bodies, and much more. For instance, did you know: · In 1971, a band named Hot Poop released a record titled Does Their Own Stuff! They were never heard from again. · When using fake vomit, the key to faking people out is to sprinkle water on the stuff to make it look more realistic. · Belly button lint is composed of dust, dried sweat, fat, dead skin, and bits of cotton.
| Author | : May Roche |
| Publisher | : Castle Point Books |
| Total Pages | : 241 |
| Release | : 2018-10-16 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1250190037 |
Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
| Author | : Sky Pony Editors |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 82 |
| Release | : 2015-10-20 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1634508920 |
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids is filled to the brim with both classic and original jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious jokes for kids. This unique volume is complemented by silly line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun to little ones.
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| Publisher | : Ulysses Press |
| Total Pages | : 146 |
| Release | : 2009-07-14 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1569757097 |
A treasury of irreverent, politically incorrect, and wholly distasteful jokes represents top-selected submissions to the b3ta.com Web site, in a volume that is complemented by equally biting illustrations. Original.
