Jet the Cat (Is Not a Cat)

Jet the Cat (Is Not a Cat)
Author: Phaea Crede
Publisher: Barefoot Books
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2021-05-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1646862597

Jet the cat likes to swim. When the other animals tell her that cats actually hate water, she goes in search of her true identity. After failing to fit the description of a variety of animals, Jet finally learns to embrace her unique brand of catness. A timely tale that humorously challenges labels and celebrates defining one’s own unique identity.

To Be a Cat

To Be a Cat
Author: Matt Haig
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 294
Release: 2013-06-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442454059

Twelve-year-old Barney Willow gets his wish to be a cat but soon discovers that not all felines are cute and cuddlyNsome are downright evilNand his life is in grave danger, but his missing father may be able to help. Illustrations.

Your Cat: Simple New Secrets to a Longer, Stronger Life

Your Cat: Simple New Secrets to a Longer, Stronger Life
Author: Elizabeth M. Hodgkins, D.V.M., Esq.
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 308
Release: 2008-10-14
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1429993448

In this controversial new book, dedicated veterinarian Elizabeth M. Hodgkins, D.V.M., Esq. raises the alarm regarding the dry food we feed our cats and the nutritional diseases that result. Your Cat: Simple New Secrets to a Longer, Stronger Life turns today's conventional wisdom of cat care on its head with completely new, yet remarkably easy-to-follow guidelines for every cat owner. From kitten-rearing to the adult cat's middle years to caring for the geriatric cat, Dr. Hodgkins explores the full spectrum of proper cat care, as well as the many deadly feline diseases that are rampant. This indispensible manual belongs on every modern cat owner's shelf.

How to Be a Cat

How to Be a Cat
Author: Nikki McClure
Publisher: Harry N. Abrams
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019-05-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781419734991

Cut-paper illustrations and single words of text show a kitten's attempts to imitate an adult cat's mastery of such skills as stretching and stalking in this board book edition of McClure's classic picture book.

Review of My Cat

Review of My Cat
Author: Tanner Ringerud
Publisher: Sourcebooks Fire
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781402285363

Combining the satisfaction of pure judgement present in 'F in Exams' with the hilarity of cats in ' I Can Has Cheezburger' comes this collection of the very best - and worst - reviews of cats from around the globe. From the cat who saved its owner's life to the absolute laziest ball of fur on Earth, they're all inside

Decoding Your Cat

Decoding Your Cat
Author: American College of Veterinary Behaviorists
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin
Total Pages: 373
Release: 2020
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1328489906

Examines "the most [common] behavioral issues that cats face"--

Cat in the City

Cat in the City
Author: Julie Salamon
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2014-09-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101627123

A tender and beautifully illustrated debut children’s book from a New York Times bestselling team A city savvy stray cat named Pretty Boy has always managed to make it on his own. He’s as vain as they come, and he won’t admit to being dependent on anyone. But as he discovers the pleasures of friendship, he learns that home really is where the heart is. Or, at the very least, home is where his friends are. And with friends all around New York City, Pretty Boy will always have a place to call home. The author and illustrator team who brought us the New York Times bestseller The Christmas Tree introduce an unforgettable animal adventure in the tradition of A Cricket in Times Square and The One and Only Ivan. The result is a story that will captivate readers of all ages with its warmth and wit.

How to Massage Your Cat

How to Massage Your Cat
Author: Alice M. Brock
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2003-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780811840699

As kitty gift books go, this is "the best, funniest, most inspiring" of them all, according to the Village Voice and tens of thousands of dedicated readers. Now out on the prowl with a new cover that's the cat's meow, it's ready to inspire a second wave of cats and their owners to relax into a catnap. Author and illustrator Alice M. Brock (of Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant" fame) counsels cat owners to approach the cat quietly with palms "up and open." Beginning at the rear, the masseur works all the way around the cat using a "vigorous kneading motion," then rubs, presses, twists, and tugs the cat into a state of complete relaxation. We are assured that a well-massaged cat may remain in a state of prolonged calm "for some time." Brock's instructions are accompanied by charming illustrations sure to inspire a mischievous chuckle in both friends and foes of felines everywhere.

How to Be a Cat

How to Be a Cat
Author: Lisa Swerling
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2016-09-20
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1452147841

“Hilarious . . . If you’ve ever woken up with a cat staring right at you, or been joined on bathroom breaks by your feline friend, then you’ll understand.” —Awesome Inventions From the creative duo behind the bestselling Me Without You and Happiness Is . . . comes How to Be a Cat, a lighthearted illustrated guide to living life as a feline. Distinctive artwork and quirky captions confirm what we already know: cats actually rule the household. Ranging from simple truisms (“Look cute enough to attract cuddles”) to perceptive observations (“Consider life a never-ending belly rub”), this charming book is a must-have gift for anyone who shares their life with a feline friend (or vice versa). “It lists many of the intricate behaviors that distinguish a real cat from what I assume are cheap cat knock-offs (like ‘kat’ or ‘cot’). Do you lick your humans at 3am? Do you ask for attention, then wriggle away once they pick you up? Then you’re well on the way of being a real, certified cat.” —deMilked “An easy to follow ‘how to guide’ available for anyone dreaming of being a kitty cat instead of a real-world adult, or kid.” —Earth Porm

How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity

How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity
Author: Patricia Carlin
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2014-04-01
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1594746842

A “genuinely hilarious guide” that parodies get-rich-quick self-help tricks while celebrating the brightest stars on the internet (Washington Post). From creating funny viral videos to managing ‘diva’ behavior, this is the cat lover’s blueprint for achieving financial freedom with their one-of-a-kind feline friend. The Internet offers an unprecedented opportunity for cats to become superstar “personalities” with revenue-generating multimedia brands—but only if you know how to cash in. With How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity, readers can unlock the secrets to: • grooming your kitty for success • creating a terrific viral video • managing your cat’s burgeoning stardom • and much more! Packed with practical tips and helpful diagrams, this indispensable resource shows how ordinary housecats can follow in the venerable pawprints of the Internet’s brightest stars.