Be My Valenslime

Be My Valenslime
Author: Kris Tarantino
Publisher: WaterBrook
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2023-12-19
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0593579453

A hilarious and heartwarming picture book about a sweet little monster who really wants to celebrate a not-so-monstery holiday: Valentine’s Day. Snoodle is an unusual monster. She loves candy hearts, fun parties, fuzzy kittens, fancy hats, sparkly stickers, and . . . valentines! There's just one problem: Monsters don’t do Valentine’s Day! And when Snoodle tries to throw a Valentine’s Day party for her monster friends, nothing goes right. Every attempt to show them what love looks like turns into monster mayhem! With each disaster, Snoodle tries to be patient and kind, and to not be rude or get easily angered. But if the party isn’t perfect, how can Snoodle convince the other monsters to be her Valenslime? Debut author Kris Tarantino and New York Times bestselling illustrator Cori Doerrfeld bring to life a wonderful cast in this laugh-out-loud exploration of the true meaning of love.

Be My Valenslime

Be My Valenslime
Author: Joy Allen
Publisher: Dutton Juvenile
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2001
Genre: Toy and movable books
ISBN: 9780525464686

Greta and Harris were best friends . . . until last Valentine's Day, when Harris played a practical joke on Greta. Now it's Valentine's Day once again, and Greta is determined to beat Harris at his own game! Greta gives Harris a big box of chocolates, which turns out to be filled with bugs. And the pranks go on! Each practical joke is announced by a "Valenslime" card. Kids will enjoy opening the envelopes and reading the lighthearted banter on each card. Be My Valenslime is anything but a typical Valentine's Day book!

Valenslime

Valenslime
Author: Joy Keller
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2021-12-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 125086206X

A young slime scientist's efforts to make a Valentine's Day friend for her slime explode in Valenslime, a clever and funny picture book companion to Joy Keller and Ashley Belote’s Frankenslime. Victoria Franken, slime scientist, loved her slime. And her slime loved her back. Ever since the dark and stormy night when Victoria Franken brought her slime to life, she and Goop have been great friends, but when Valentine's Day rolls around, Victoria comes to the horrifying realization that while she had many friends, Goop only had her. The only solution is for her to make him a new friend. But when Victoria gets bored waiting for lightning to strike twice, things get a bit out of control!

Wimpy Kid Jokes About Love & Valentines!

Wimpy Kid Jokes About Love & Valentines!
Author: Marcus Stuart
Publisher: Marcus Stuart
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2015-01-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN:

Q: What do Star Wars characters say to each other on Valentine's Day? A: You’re the obi-one for me! Kids love to hear and tell jokes with friends and family. Just Kidding About Love & Valentines! LOL Jokes, Riddles, Fun Trivia and Quotes on Love provides hours of fun reading, riddles, jokes, Valentines trivia and most importantly laughter. The perfect gift idea for any child to further inspire reading and laughter with friends and family. Unlike most children’s joke books, Just Kidding books contain a wealth of other interesting facts, trivia and information to engage old and young readers alike. This book includes: - over 100 Valentine’s jokes and riddles - Valentine’s knock-knock jokes - Curious Valentine’s Superstitions & Traditions - Valentine’s Day Trivia created by the Just Kidding Kid Team - Crazy Kissing Facts & Trivia created by the Just Kidding Kid Team - Top Valentine’s Phobias - Historical and Cultural Facts about Valentine's Day - Great quotes on Love created by the Just Kidding Kid Team Sections are organized into categories for easy access and reference. Recommended for ages 7 – 12 and big kids (adults) who don’t take themselves too seriously!

'Twas the Season of Advent

'Twas the Season of Advent
Author: Glenys Nellist
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2021-11-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0310734185

Celebrate the Advent season with this beautiful and heartwarming collection of devotions and stories from beloved, bestselling author Glenys Nellist. Told in the style of the classic ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas poem, make this read aloud your new holiday tradition. ‘Twas the Season of Advent is a 25-day devotional that will inspire your family as you eagerly await the arrival of Christ’s birth!?Written in both prose and poetry, this beautiful picture book will engage children and adults alike and become a new holiday tradition for families everywhere!? ?‘Twas?the Season of Advent: Is a wonderful holiday read aloud for children ages4-8? Brings Advent to life through 25 devotions featuring stories from the Old and New Testaments? Features beautiful artwork by celebrated illustrator Elena Selivanova? Serves as the perfect gift for the family as you prepare for the Christmas season? Presents portions written in the familiar rhyme scheme of Clement C. Moore’s ‘Twas?the Night Before Christmas? Makes a great holiday, Advent, or Christmas gift for readers young and old??? Is the perfect addition to a Sunday school or children’s ministry lesson, classroom setting, or homeschool library Join Glenys and families around the world as you and your family wait, prepare for, and look forward to the arrival of God’s son, Jesus.? Look for additional inspirational children’s picture books from Glenys:? ‘Twas?the Morning of Easter? 'Twas?the Evening of Christmas? Snuggle Time series? Love Letters from God series

Bower Lodge

Bower Lodge
Author: Paul Pastor
Publisher: Fernwood Press
Total Pages: 156
Release: 2021-12-10
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 9781594980749

Bower Lodge journeys inward to a wild landscape of joy, grief, and transformation. By turns mournful, meditative, incantatory, and rejoicing, this poetry collection's fresh, potent images and unforgettable, musical language carves a map into that hidden, holy world that lies deep at the core of our own.

Awesome Riddles for Kids

Awesome Riddles for Kids
Author: Samantha Hilton
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
Total Pages: 164
Release: 2024-03-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1398837644

With more than 750 clever, funny, and tricky riddles to solve, this book will give your mental muscles a serious work out! There are brain teasers, silly puns, trick questions, and many more. Some are easy, while others will stretch your imagination. It's time to get riddling!

Damn Fine Story

Damn Fine Story
Author: Chuck Wendig
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2017-10-18
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 1440348383

Hook Your Audience with Unforgettable Storytelling! What do Luke Skywalker, John McClane, and a lonely dog on Ho'okipa Beach have in common? Simply put, we care about them. Great storytelling is making readers care about your characters, the choices they make, and what happens to them. It's making your audience feel the tension and emotion of a situation right alongside your protagonist. And to tell a damn fine story, you need to understand why and how that caring happens. Using a mix of personal stories, pop fiction examples, and traditional storytelling terms, New York Times best-selling author Chuck Wendig will help you internalize the feel of powerful storytelling. In Damn Fine Story, you'll explore: • Fretytag's Pyramid for visualizing story structure--and when to break away from traditional storytelling forms • Character relationships and interactions as the basis of every strong plot—no matter the form or genre • Rising and falling tension that pulls the audience through to the climax and conclusion of the story • Developing themes as a way to craft characters with depth Whether you're writing a novel, screenplay, video game, comic, or even if you just like to tell stories to your friends and family over dinner, this funny and informative guide is chock-full of examples about the art and craft of storytelling--and how to write a damn fine story of your own.

Pocket Fun: Super Funny Jokes

Pocket Fun: Super Funny Jokes
Author: Jack B. Quick
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2020-05-13
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 183940440X

Q: Which ancient leader invented seasonings? A: Suntan Pepper! Packed with playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and zany zingers, this joke book will have kids rolling on the floor laughing. Side-splitting themes include animal jokes, food jokes and space jokes that are out-of-this-world. These topics will help young-readers build general knowledge and wordplay, as well as make them chuckle. Featuring hilarious full-color illustrations, Super Funny Jokes is perfect for kids aged 5+. ABOUT THE SERIES: Arcturus Publishing's Pocket Fun books are full of exciting activities and pastimes, including drawing, puzzle solving, mazes and jokes. Their cute illustrations will capture a child's imagination and their small size makes them perfect for on the go.

The Unicorn Poop Joke Book

The Unicorn Poop Joke Book
Author: Jack B. Quick
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
Total Pages: 187
Release: 2020-06-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1398800058

What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with over 150 hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome full-color illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Ideal for children aged 6+.