Sloppy Poems and Other Senseless Banter Barely Worthy of a Bar Napkin is a collection of writings that rage from the clever, to brutally honest, to just simply offensive. They are birthed and composed as a product of imbibing spirits and the keen desire to explore every square inch of Lake Worth, Florida and its unusual inhabitants. The muse was there, and the author saw it through foggy rum goggles and began to scrawl it out on the bar napkins of the dank music venues that hosted his many friends, including a cross-dresser, a one-eyed dog, a dead spider, a truck stop waitress, and the Road Kill Fairy. These are quick reads that will bend your mind as they have a similar style to that of Charles Bukowski. You may even laugh; If you don't laugh, there's something wrong with you and you'll likely end up in the next batch of poems. Enjoy!