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| Author | : Hugh Morris |
| Publisher | : Grin & Bear It Press |
| Total Pages | : 79 |
| Release | : 2024-01-19 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : |
Step into the world of laughter and light-hearted fun with The Big Book of Bad Dad Jokes: Jokes Dads Will Love and Families Will Love to Hate, your go-to source for the most groan-worthy, eye-rolling, and surprisingly witty dad jokes ever compiled! This book isn't just a collection; it's a journey through the joy of classic humor that exasperates generations.
From family life and the quirks of the office to the thrills of travel and the hilarity of daily life, this treasury packs in jokes for every occasion and mood. Whether you're a dad looking to expand your comedic repertoire, a family member in search of the perfect eye-rolling comeback, or simply a humor enthusiast, this book has got you covered.
Highlights:
- Over 500+ Jokes: Dive into a vast collection of dad jokes, including family-friendly quips, work-related chuckles, and puns that play on words in the most delightful way.
- Categorized for Easy Reading: The jokes are thoughtfully divided into categories like family, work, technology, travel, and more, making it easy to find the right joke for any occasion.
- Perfect Icebreakers: Use these jokes to lighten the mood in meetings, gatherings, or even as a fun way to engage with your kids.
- Timeless Humor: Enjoy a blend of classic and contemporary jokes that will be appreciated by readers of all ages.
Immerse yourself in this ultimate dad joke treasury, where every page promises a grin, a groan, or a hearty laugh. It's the perfect gift for dads, joke enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates the lighter side of life. Get ready to embrace the dad joke spirit—no eye-rolling necessary (but highly encouraged)!
Pick up your copy today and start spreading the joy one dad joke at a time!
Notice: No dad was embarrassed in the making of this book. Satisfaction and groans are guaranteed.
| Author | : Bart King |
| Publisher | : Gibbs Smith |
| Total Pages | : 232 |
| Release | : 2020-06-16 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1423652932 |
A goofy book celebrating the Dad Joke lifestyle — packed with jokes and wordplay for your favorite punster. Bad Dad Jokes covers every aspect of the most simultaneously loathed and beloved joke form of all time: the pun. Because “Dad Humor” should be practiced by everyone (regardless of age, gender, or family status) this book serves to encourage creative thinking and punning habits for everyone! Learn how to properly deliver a pun (whether written, visual, or verbal) and how to pretend you’re sorry for your Dad Joke (even when you’re not). Includes: quality pre-loaded puns, the taxonomy of the different types of wordplay, famous punsters, and Great Moments in Dad Joke History.
| Author | : Joe Kerz |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 389 |
| Release | : 2022-04-19 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1631586653 |
Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
| Author | : Jack Norton |
| Publisher | : Norton Family Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 33 |
| Release | : 2020-07-30 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : |
Warning: reading this book has been known to cause eye rolls, sighs of disgust and severe allergic reactions to those with a distaste for corn. Sit back, relax and get ready to laugh your butt off at this horribly bad collection of dad jokes, redneck puns and classic one liners. You’ll be the coolest dad at the barbeque, the silliest guy in the office or the most loved (hated?) neighbor on the block if you use these jokes in your everyday life. By the way, what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
| Author | : Ian Allen |
| Publisher | : Portico |
| Total Pages | : 178 |
| Release | : 2013-08-08 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1909396095 |
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
| Author | : Joe Kerz |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 426 |
| Release | : 2019-05-28 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1631585150 |
Bring out the groans with Really Bad Dad Jokes! Do you enjoy making puns about the most random things you can think of? Do you enjoy inducing embarrassment and eye-rolling from your family? Do you often crack yourself up with your own jokes? Then Really Bad Dad Jokes is for you! In this follow-up to Dad Jokes, you’ll find a multitude of the ultimate dad jokes, such as: If prisoners could take their own mug shots, would they be called cellfies? Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. . . but catscan! What did one plate say to the other? “Lunch is on me!” What does a martial arts expert drink? Kara-tea And many, many more! With over 400 unbearably funny puns, quips, and one-liners, Really Bad Dad Jokes is your secret to mastering one of the most groanworthy arts of being a dad.
| Author | : Ian Allen |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins UK |
| Total Pages | : 176 |
| Release | : 2023-06-08 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 000860407X |
The follow-up to Ian Allen’s uproarious Embarassing Dad Jokes, Even More Embarrassing Dad Jokes takes the ‘dad joke book’ to a new dimension!
| Author | : Abigail F. Brown |
| Publisher | : Cider Mill Press |
| Total Pages | : 142 |
| Release | : 2019-10-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1604339020 |
Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Nearly 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with nearly 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes (Volume 2) is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.
| Author | : Thomas Nowak |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 274 |
| Release | : 2020-03-03 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1452184135 |
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts
| Author | : Venti Vinny |
| Publisher | : VENTI VINNY |
| Total Pages | : 134 |
| Release | : 2022-12-06 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : |
Super Fun Collection!! Over 800+ Super Rad Dad Jokes for Every Dad Joke Book Lover, the Perfect Gift for All Ages! Overloaded with Terribly Amazing, Family-Friendly Groans, Chuckles, Knee-Slapping, Sock-Falling Belly Laughs. (Humor Joke Kid Adult Family Book Collection) Dad Jokes, Joke Book, Father, Dad, Son, Daughter, Rad What’s more amusing than watching your dad repeat the same ole jokes year after year and watch the room squirm uncomfortably because they are just that bad...or good? You’ve heard that joke so many times you can repeat it word for word. Who doesn’t love Dad jokes?!? We definitely love our dad for telling punny one-liners and making him think he has quite the gift of gab…and jab. Gift your dad the ultimate book to polish up his storyteller skills and have the room in tears – because they can’t take it anymore! Dad Jokes are the best! This collection will get Dad’s creative juices flowing and he’ll love these corny, off the wall puns and riddles. So, sit back and watch him take immense pleasure in seeing people laugh (and groan) from the blatant simplicity of a few crafty words. You look at him, sigh, and all you can say is, “That’s MY Dad?”
