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| Author | : Grace McKenzie |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 30 |
| Release | : 2019-07 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 9781733274982 |
New baby in the house? Hilariously real parenting tips and observations for new parents! Nothing can prepare you for what's coming as a new parent... but this book will help you navigate through the sleep deprivation, all the physical and mental stretching you will go through as new and proud cohabitants of your adorable, scrumptious, deliciously cute offspring - all with a hearty laugh to share with family and friends. Call it a manual, a guide, a must have gift, you name it - the tips, creative illustrations and observations accompany you through the first 52 weeks of a fascinating journey with your baby, giving you a chance to participate in the experience with the world. Check us out on facebook, instagram and twitter @babyquotient
| Author | : Summersdale Publishers |
| Publisher | : Hachette UK |
| Total Pages | : 180 |
| Release | : 2022-01-13 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1800075790 |
You’ve created a human alarm clock without a snooze button! Welcome to the life-upending, sleep-thieving, crazy old business known as parenthood. The hours are long and the pay is non-existent, but the rewards are priceless. They better be. You’re in for quite a ride, but this hilarious gift book is here to tell it like it is, respect the struggle and help you see the funny side. A blend of real talk, hard-won wisdom and relatable observations, this is the perfect antidote to all those well-meaning myths about the unbelievable journey that you and your little one have just begun. The realizations that are going to dawn on you pretty fast include: Just think, in a couple of years that little angel will be calling you a poo-head. Despite all the boundaries you set, sometimes you are going to have to let the baby win. Your biggest daily achievement is now getting another human to burp. This is the perfect gift for anyone with a new baby and a sense of humour.
| Author | : Joey McNeely |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 220 |
| Release | : 2021-03-30 |
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New parents often mislead in how to raise and teach their baby to become a good person with healthy manners. This book centers around true experience and funny short stories about parenting and problems coming up when building family relationships- between mom and dad, kids and parents.... This is a brilliant book to recommend/gift to a new parent or indeed a parent of any aged child. It's a book that is easy to read, a book that is relatable and makes you laugh, a book to reassure you that nobody is really fully prepared for this parenting business and a book that leaves you with a really warm and happy glow. This book discovered that most parenting advice should be taken with a pinch of salt-or ten. For example: Just go with your mother's instinct. But what if your instinct is telling you to hide under the stairs? Your new baby will tell you what it needs. Not if it can't talk it won't. You should never bribe your children. You will ALWAYS bribe your children. And MORE Let this book make you laugh and learn many meaningful lessons. hope you will enjoy it.
| Author | : Dawn Dais |
| Publisher | : Seal Press |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2021-11-09 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1541620771 |
"Dawn Dais bravely goes where other baby books don't.... She spills the truth about everything from breastfeeding to getting along with your partner post-baby." — Parents Magazine There comes a time in every new mother’s life when she realizes that all the pregnancy well-wishes and baby shower gifts left her profoundly unqualified for the realities of life with a newborn. Who knew there would be so much crying—and how much of that crying would be coming from the mom? Bestselling author Dawn Dais believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the truth about parenting from expectant mothers for fear that if the truth got out, women would (1) stop having babies or (2) stop bringing them home. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms—along with hilarious anecdotes, tips, and the encouragement every new mom needs to survive the first year of parenthood. Revised and updated with new chapters offering advice for single moms and tips for partners,The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother’s sleepless nights and poop-filled days.
| Author | : Yael Stilner |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 220 |
| Release | : 2021-03-30 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
New parents often mislead in how to raise and teach their baby to become a good person with healthy manners. This book centers around true experience and funny short stories about parenting and problems coming up when building family relationships- between mom and dad, kids and parents.... This is a brilliant book to recommend/gift to a new parent or indeed a parent of any aged child. It's a book that is easy to read, a book that is relatable and makes you laugh, a book to reassure you that nobody is really fully prepared for this parenting business and a book that leaves you with a really warm and happy glow. This book discovered that most parenting advice should be taken with a pinch of salt-or ten. For example: Just go with your mother's instinct. But what if your instinct is telling you to hide under the stairs? Your new baby will tell you what it needs. Not if it can't talk it won't. You should never bribe your children. You will ALWAYS bribe your children. And MORE Let this book make you laugh and learn many meaningful lessons. hope you will enjoy it.
| Author | : David Sopp |
| Publisher | : Running Press Adult |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2008-06-03 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780762432318 |
The creators of the bestselling Safe Baby Handling Tips and Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips are back with their trademark quirky humor-this time in a fun new format. Designed in the tradition of a children's “activity” book, The New Parents' Fun Book features crossword puzzles, connect-the-dots, mazes, quizzes, stickers, and other fun diversions-all for the new parent. It pokes gentle fun at the crazy, bumbling first few months of parenthood-and will appeal to those looking for a hilarious alternative to the standard, sentimental baby gift. Sure to give any new parent plenty of ways to pass the time during those 3 AM feedings!
| Author | : Chris Murphy |
| Publisher | : Da Capo Lifelong Books |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2000-04-21 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 9781555612405 |
Warm, often hilarious advice from a mother of two and creator of the best-selling "Baby Tips" book series.
| Author | : Robby Deloney |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2021-04-18 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
The book gives you tips on how to be a parent. This book is invaluable to parents. It provides the "parental power" to help them understand their role in the 3 P's: Participating in the child's upbringing and education; Preventing the child from making mistakes and losing ground and Preparing their child for a successful future. This book is a must for every family.
| Author | : R. J. Fischer |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 100 |
| Release | : 1997 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780786003921 |
The perfect gift for baby showers and new parents, this hilarious book is filled with tips for training the perfect parents. The simple and side-splitting steps include using mommy's lipstick as a crayon; refusing to walk when you can be carried; learning to crawl faster than mommy can run; taking your first step after mommy runs out of film; and other parent-proof advice for every baby who deserves to be pampered.
| Author | : Barbara Albers Hill |
| Publisher | : Avery |
| Total Pages | : 194 |
| Release | : 1992-05 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 9780895294890 |
A practical guide for parents of finicky, fussy, and restless infants and toddlers.
