Tomatoes from Mars

Tomatoes from Mars
Author: Arthur Yorinks
Publisher: Scholastic Incorporated
Total Pages: 44
Release: 1998
Genre: Humorous stories
ISBN: 9780439305785

Tomatoes from Mars threaten to make a mess of the country unless someone can come up with a plan to stop them.

150 Movies You Should Die Before You See

150 Movies You Should Die Before You See
Author: Steve Miller
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 229
Release: 2010-10-18
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1440509026

Sure, everyone's seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. But as you'll learn in this shockingly tasteless collection of great awful movies, there's so much more to the world of truly bad film. You'll dive into the steaming swamp of such disastrously delicious movies as: Young Hannah, Queen of the Vampires Puppet Master versus Demonic Toys Creature with the Atom Brain Cannibal Holocaust Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter For each movie, film buff and reviewer Steve Miller includes a list of principal cast, director, producer, a plot overview, why the movie sucked, a rating, choice quotes, interesting trivia, and a quiz. For anyone who's ever enjoyed awful movies, this is the book to have on the couch, along with the popcorn, as the opening credits flash on the screen for Gingerdead Men 2: The Passion of the Crust.

The Psychotronic Video Guide To Film

The Psychotronic Video Guide To Film
Author: Michael Weldon
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 662
Release: 1996
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 9780312131494

The bible of B-movies is back--and better than ever! From Abby to Zontar, this book covers more than 9,000 amazing movies--from the turn of the century right up to today's Golden Age of Video--all described with Michael Weldon's dry wit. More than 450 rare and wonderful illustrations round out thie treasure trove of cinematic lore--an essential reference for every bad film fan.

101 Sci-Fi Movies You Must See Before You Die

101 Sci-Fi Movies You Must See Before You Die
Author: Steven Jay Schneider
Publisher:
Total Pages: 416
Release: 2009
Genre: Science fiction films
ISBN: 9780733324956

Can you tell your Dagobah from your Delos and your Ming from your Morlock? Do you need help understanding 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY? From the classic low-budget Flash Gordon tales to the slick CGI-realised world of THE MATRIX, science-fiction films have long pushed the boundaries of the visually and dramatically fantastic. 101 SCI-FI MOVIES YOU MUST SEE BEFORE YOU DIE is your perfect one-stop guide to them all. Science fiction allows every other movie genre to leap - quite literally - into another dimension. Take a classic police chase and set it on Mars. Create a haunted house story, then add the robots. Take the classic boy-meets-girl story, then make them mutants. Great sci-fi movies turn the known world onto its head, play with the laws of physics and all the while hold the viewer spellbound with a gripping vision of future worlds. With insight from critics, film historians, and academics, 101 SCI-FI MOVIES YOU MUST SEE BEFORE YOU DIE, applies knowledge and passion to a century of close encounters, distant planets, time travel, black holes, strange outfits, futuristic technology, inexplicable forces, fantastic spaceships, fluorescent drinks and subterranean societies. Strap yourself in: you′re set for a rocket ride to sci-fi heaven.

Beware! Killer Tomatoes

Beware! Killer Tomatoes
Author: Jeremy Strong
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2007-01-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0141916745

Jack's in trouble. Big trouble. Not only is he in hospital with a leg in traction (boring) but he knows the police are coming for him. Because of an accident – a tomato-related accident – involving a supermarket pyramid and an old-age pensioner. Whoops! Jeremy Strong knows exactly what makes kids laugh, and he's on top form in this very funny detective spoof. A major rebranding and repackaging programme in 2007 will ensure there's not a child in the country who hasn't laughed their socks off with Jeremy! Rowan Clifford's illustrations add to the fun.

In Praise of Tomatoes

In Praise of Tomatoes
Author: Ronni Lundy
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Total Pages: 188
Release: 2006
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 9781579909581

Straight from the vine to the cookpot and to terrific trivia: everyone will enjoy this juicy tribute to the tangy, tasty tomato. Begin with a horticultural look at resurgent vintage varieties: a comprehensive chart gives specific growing and eating details on more than 50 delicious types, both heirloom and hybrid. Find out how to create and cultivate the "essential tomato garden,” even on a windowsill. Then, head straight to the kitchen with information on how to store, peel, freeze, dry, can, and cook up the harvest. Recipes include such luscious dishes as tomato soup, jam, bread, and green tomato pie. Round out the enlightening feast with fun facts on the tomato’s history and tomato festivals.

The Velvet Lounge

The Velvet Lounge
Author: Gerald Majer
Publisher: Columbia University Press
Total Pages: 225
Release: 2005
Genre: History
ISBN: 023113682X

"In portraits of Jimmy Smith, Gene Ammons, Sonny Stitt, Sun Ra, and others, Gerald Majer conveys the drama and artistry of their music as well as the personal hardships many of them endured. Vivid descriptions and telling historical anecdotes explore the music's richness through a variety of political, social, and philosophical contexts. The Velvet Lounge, named after the famous Chicago club, is also one of the few works to consider the music of such avant garde jazz musicians as Fred Anderson, Andrew Hill, and Roscoe Mitchell. In doing so, Majer builds a bridge from the traditional view of jazz to the world of contemporary innovators, casts a new light on the music and its makers, and traces connections between jazz art and postmodernist thought."--BOOK JACKET.

Whales on Stilts!

Whales on Stilts!
Author: M.T. Anderson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 210
Release: 2010-06-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442406968

In the first intallment of National Book Award winner M.T. Anderson’s Pals in Peril series, a madman has unleashed an army of stilt-walking, laser-beaming, thoroughly angry whales upon the world! Luckily, Jasper Dash and his friends Katie Mulligan and Lily Gefelty are around to save the day. Sure, Lily Gefelty is just an average twelve-year-old girl. But her dad—a normal-enough-seeming guy—just so happens to work for an evil genius who plans to unleash an army of extremely cranky, stilt-walking, laser-beam-eyed whales upon the world. Lucky for Lily, her two best friends are anything but average. Both of them are famous for their adventures. Jasper Dash, Boy Technonaut, invents gadgets; Katie Mulligan spends her spare time fighting off zombies and were-goats. Surely they’ll know what to do. And if they don’t? Then it will be up to Lily—average, everyday Lily—to come up with a plan.

Attack of the Killer Vaginas

Attack of the Killer Vaginas
Author: Rotten Eddie
Publisher:
Total Pages: 51
Release: 2017-10-28
Genre:
ISBN: 9781973171829

A book about how women came to rule the earth and how they conquered the most difficult adversary the planet ever fought. How completely different and dangerous ET alien invaders can be from what anyone can possibly imagine. Our arrogance forces us to believe that they will look like very much like us and speak with foreign accents. If they actually exist and visit earth will we be able to deal with them, and possibly survive? Or will we be so far below them on the evolutionary scale that they will consider us to be nothing but slime and wash us away with toxic cleaners?