Are You Grumpy, Santa?

Are You Grumpy, Santa?
Author: Gregg Spiridellis
Publisher: Hyperion Books for Children
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008-09-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781423114994
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Sometimes even the merriest, most cheerful guy on the planet wakes up on the wrong side of the bed… First, after a restless night due to Mrs. Claus's snoring, Santa awakes on Christmas morning and stubs his toe. Then the elves shrink his suit, his sleigh gets buried in a snowdrift, and he gets stuck in a chimney. Santa’s had just about enough! But just in the nick of time, he discovers a very special gift of milk and cookies waiting for him. As he munches on the delicious snack, Santa's remembers what Christmas is all about—the gift of love—and, merrily, his grumpies melt away. Now available as a board book, this merrily irreverent Yuletide story, brought to life by Gregg and Evan Spiridellis, will tickle funny bones and touch hearts far and wide.

Twas the Night Before Christmas (and Santa Needed a Poo)

Twas the Night Before Christmas (and Santa Needed a Poo)
Author: Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Publisher:
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2020-11-14
Genre:
ISBN: 9788293748137
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Ho Ho Ho! Its Christmas Eve and Father Christmas and his reindeer are in full swing, delivering presents to all the good boys and girls, when suddenly disaster strikes as Santa gets a surprise of his own! Will Christmas be ruined this year, or will it be a clean getaway for Santa? Find out in this hilarious and sweet reimagining of Clement C. Moore's classic poem, that is sure to delight both children and their parents alike! This is a beautifully illustrated and unique take on the classic poem that is sure to put a smile on everyones face this Christmas! A word from the author: "I absolutely loved Clement C. Moore's poem as a child, but when I grew up and tried to read it to my own children, they did not share my enthusiasm. The book is truly a classic but also a little outdated, but one of my children's biggest gripes was the absence of Rudolph. Poor Clement...he wasn't to know. I felt sad that they couldn't share in my enjoyment of the original, especially as it is is the only story to name all the rendeer (well minus one), so I vowed to try and rewrite this story whilst breathing new life into it. Now tackling what it without a doubt the most famous poem in the English language was not a task that I undertook lightly, but it has been given the seal of approval from my little ones, and I truly belief I have created something original, sweet and funny, whilst maintaining the essence of the original. This year, more than most, we need a little festive cheer. So with that in mind, I hope you enjoy the book, and wish you all a Merry Christmas!"

Santa's Stuck

Santa's Stuck
Author: Make Believe Ideas Ltd
Publisher:
Total Pages: 14
Release: 2021-10-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9781800588233
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Christmas board book with squishy bottom.

Careful, Santa!

Careful, Santa!
Author: Julie Sykes
Publisher: Little Tiger Press
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2002
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781854308245
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It's a wild and windy night. "Careful, Santa! Hold on tight to that sack!" But Santa isn't quick enough.

Are you grumpy Santa?.

Are you grumpy Santa?.
Author: Gregg Spiridellis
Publisher:
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2003
Genre:
ISBN: 9780439740449
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Between stubbing his little toe, having to wear the wooly suit that makes him itch, and being put on a diet, Santa is having a very bad day this Christmas Eve, but a special gift makes his grumpiness disappear.

Are You Grumpy Santa? Are You

Are You Grumpy Santa? Are You
Author: Gregg Spiridellis
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2001-01-01
Genre:
ISBN: 9785558897333
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What children might not know is that sometimes even Santa Claus has a bad day. In this hysterical Christmas misadventure, Santa discovers what it's like to feel more naughty than nice! The alarm rings on Christmas morning and Santa stubs his toe, the elves shrink his suit, Mrs. Claus puts him on a diet, and Rudolph's nose burns out mid-cloud. The final straw? It's the last house of the night, and Santa's once jolly belly gets him stuck in a chimney. When he finally breaks free, he's just about ready to throw in the towel and retire for good. But then Santa discovers a very special gift waiting for him that makes his grumpiness melt away as he remembers what Christmas is all about: the gift of love. A brilliantly funny debut picture book by an enormously talented young writing and illustrating team.

Secret Santa For Grumpy Elves

Secret Santa For Grumpy Elves
Author: Laura Greenwood
Publisher: Drowlgon Press
Total Pages: 88
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Enter Obscure Academy, a university for supernaturals, and discover this light-hearted and sweet paranormal romance series. Secret Santa For Grumpy Elves is a holiday romance following Holly, an elf who would prefer to avoid the Christmas season altogether, as she tries to find the perfect Secret Santa gift for her flatmate, and meets Chris along the way. An elf who doesn't like Christmas needs to find the perfect gift. Holly the elf doesn't normally enjoy the Christmas season, but all that changes when her flatmates insist on exchanging Secret Santa gifts. On her quest to find the perfect present, Holly meets a fellow elf who is determined to make sure she has some fun, no matter what it takes. As sparks start to fly between them, Holly finds herself looking forward to spending more time with Chris, even if it means celebrating the Holidays. - Secret Santa For Grumpy Elves is a light-hearted fae academy m/f romance set at Obscure Academy. It features an elf who dislikes the Christmas season and an elf who loves it. If you enjoy upbeat and light-hearted paranormal romances with new adult characters, an academy/university setting, guaranteed happy endings, and quirky supernaturals, start the Obscure Academy today! Obscure Academy Series Search Terms: paranormal romance, pnr, supernatural, light-hearted, coming of age, shifter romance, vampire romance, mermaids, sirens, vampires, tiger shifter, leopard shifter, fae, fairies, fairy, pixie, ghoul, necromancer, sprite, friends to lovers, close proximity, teammates, frenemies to lovers, amnesia, hellhounds, succubus, cupid, incubus, warlock, witch, witch romance, merman, mer, merfolk, coming of age, new adult romance, new adult paranormal romance, sweet romance, opposites attract, quirky paranormals, university, school, academy, paranormal academy, cheerleader, cheer squad, nerd, dragon shifters, dragons, gorgons, gargoyle, elves, enemies to lovers, sports romance, meet cute, minotaur, monster romance, bear shifters, bears, grumpy sunshine, friends with benefits

My Hot Ex's Santa List

My Hot Ex's Santa List
Author: Lynn Dare
Publisher: Lynn Dare
Total Pages: 246
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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From the authors of The Perfect Man comes more steamy fun in the form of a second chance, enemies to lovers romantic comedy perfect for fans of Meghan Quinn, Lucy Score, and Claire Kingsley. Number 6: He’s too pretty. Red flag, right? According to my list, it is. Hello, it’s me, the woman you may remember from the viral video where I tackled a drunk Santa. In case you’re wondering, short girls can be quite determined. Like when dating. I am apparently hell-bent on choosing the wrong men. Men who either break my heart or my faith in the human race. Hence, a red flag list. It isn’t until my two best friends read it that I realize, every single item is something that describes him. The ex who chose the spotlight over me, the one I can’t seem to get away from - or over. And now, thanks to my heroic takedown of our town's sole Santa candidate for the Christmas festival, we’re desperate, and he’s there. Always the hero. To everyone except me. I can do this. Keep my distance from Mr. Sexy in a Santa Suit and remember every warning sign flashing over his head. But it’s been years. What if everything I believed about him no longer holds true? What if I wasn’t the only one who broke that day? My Hot Ex's Santa List is a full length standalone romantic comedy. Enjoy a second chance, hate to love romance with plenty of laughs and even more swoons.