You Just Have To Take It One "Are You Fucking Kidding Me" At A Time

You Just Have To Take It One
Author: Bs Adult Humor Journals
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-09-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781692408398

Looking for a gift? Grab this funny notebook today perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor! Your new journal (diary, notebook) includes: 110 page blank lined interior Matte finish cover 6x9 dimension easy for travel Perfect for: Birthday Gift Christmas Present Stocking Stuffer

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!
Author: Kain Hanes
Publisher:
Total Pages: 29
Release: 2021-11-04
Genre:
ISBN:

Follow the outrageous exploits of an uncle who tried his best while taking care of his nephew. Filled with rivers of piss and diarrhea tornadoes, we discover that child care is definitely not for the faint of heart! "Are you fucking kidding me?!" looks at childcare from a new perspective True story of an uncle who could not stop thinking, Are you fucking kidding me? Perfect gift for those soon-to-be aunts and uncles Let friends and family know you are expecting with this fun book and laugh as they ask, "Are you fucking kidding me?!"

Ur Not Wise Lad

Ur Not Wise Lad
Author: Gary McGilloway
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2019-02-22
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1728385008

This story starts of with me talking to a friend about an idea that I have going through my head. Its about two men who become friends after meeting at support group for out of work Terrorist. The two men only know each other by nick names like Orange Crusher an Green Avenger. When they finely learn each other’s name, they have at least become somewhat close. Orange Crusher is King William King and Green Avenger is Kiral O’Tool. He’s a real spanner. William gets shot by Kiral’s brother, Patrick who has taken a real spite against William just be cause he’s a Protestant. A friend of William’s comes back from England where he was living for years. William finds out that his friend, Scott, has Cancer and has come home to die. A lot of secrets start to come to light some of Scott and William’s wife, Jane. But the worst of all is about William and Scott and Kiral’s parents. But before all that, Kiral’s daughter, Mary, gets attacked and ends up in Hospital in a coma after been kicked in the head by three little thieving bastards. William offers his help to Kiral to get the wee fuckers

Never Far from the Truth

Never Far from the Truth
Author: Maureen McLean
Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers
Total Pages: 310
Release: 2024-07-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1035854368

It all started as a bit of lighthearted fun, mates on a bachelor party. That is until Alex and his friends came across a fortune teller spinning a tale. Alex would meet his future wife, who would be wearing a pearl necklace. Sure enough, two years later, they met at a wine bar, eventually getting married and having a child. Only for Alex to discover he had married the wrong woman. His wife had borrowed the necklace she wore that night, from her friend, who so happened to be at the bar that night. To make matters worse, Alex was only meant to have been in his wife’s life for a short period of time to reveal a dark and disturbing secret belonging to his now deceased father. By not disclosing his secret to his wife, Alex, unbeknownst to him, changed the future, denying his wife from meeting the man she was destined to marry, causing a devasting butterfly effect. It appears Alex cannot get anything right; he just happens to end up as the guy that everyone loves to hate. The more Alex tries to do the right thing, the worse it gets, not just for him but also for his wife. Alex is someone with little or no morals as we sit back and watch his life unravel into utter chaos, deceit, and untruths being spoken.

The Billionaire

The Billionaire
Author: Pete Damianakis
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 264
Release: 2021-04-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1664102167

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MOTHER NATURE ASKS YOU TO TIE THE ROPE THAT HUMANITY IS HANGING ITSELF ON? A man with skills from an older time is needed now, in a broken digital world. His life is filled with nostalgia. His possessions are old. He is the curator of ‘old’ things that he collects and when they break, he fixes them. He is not connected to the world wide web. The only phone he uses is a 1966 red payphone. To operate, insert a ten-cent coin or shilling. He is an analogue man in a digital world. The winds of change are in the air. Something odd has happened to his universe. There is a new collection for Xavier to curate. He is about to save a life. In fact, one billion.

Sandaman’s Riposte

Sandaman’s Riposte
Author: Tom Trabulsi
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 341
Release: 2011-01-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 145027319X

ri•poste \ri-'pst\: 1. a fencer’s quick return thrust following a parry. 2. a retaliatory maneuver or measure. Zeke Sandaman is a twenty-something Boston bicycle messenger living as far off the radar as he can. With no bank account, no phone, no insurance, and no plans for change, Zeke is quietly paying the price for a short lifetime of bad choices. But everything grows even more uncertain in Zeke’s already precarious world when he receives a threat from the remnants of his teenage days spent with the Burgess Street Mob. His incarcerated brother Josh is about to be released from prison, and members of the gang his brother had ruthlessly commanded as a young man want nothing more than revenge. After Josh reappears into society, Zeke learns the awful truth: the head of a prison gang has placed an impossible debt on Josh’s shoulders—one Zeke has now inherited. As everyone turns against him and the clock on his life begins running out, Zeke becomes nothing short of desperate. In this gritty, suspenseful tale, two brothers are caught in a frantic struggle between the past and the future and must come up with a way out before it is too late.

The Complete Beneath Series

The Complete Beneath Series
Author: Meghan March
Publisher: Meghan March LLC
Total Pages: 2122
Release: 2018-12-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1943796270

Lose yourself in the French Quarter of New Orleans where nothing is ever really what it seems. The Complete Beneath Series includes all seven books in this hot contemporary romance series from New York Times bestselling author Meghan March. If you are ready for tattooed bad-ass alphas and the women strong enough to bring them to their knees, it's time to fall in love with The Complete Beneath Series. Tatted-up bad girl on-the-run Charlie falls for former Navy fighter pilot Simon in Beneath This Mask. Tattoo artist Constantine gets his second chance at society princess Vanessa in Beneath This Ink. Party girl Elle won’t let anything stop her from scoring pawn shop owner Lord in Beneath These Chains. The guy everyone loves to hate, Lucas, has his eyes set on boutique owner Yve, in Beneath These Scars. Art shop owner Valentina has a heartbreaking choice to make between good and evil in Beneath These Lies. Drifting tattoo artist Bishop will do everything to protect Eden from hidden dangers in Beneath These Shadows. Rhett falls for powerful, independent, and forbidden Ariel in Beneath The Truth. Nothing will ever be the same for anyone when they look beneath…

Retail Hell

Retail Hell
Author: Ellen Mint
Publisher: Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2021-05-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1839435275

FROM EXCITING AUTHOR OF PARANORMAL ROMANCE ELLEN MINT A Coven of Desire story Even witches have to eat. Despite learning last that she has magic powers and there's a gorgeous incubus living on her couch, Layla has to still play nice to belligerent customers at her retail job. To her shock, Ink appears while she's in the middle of checking people out and refuses to leave. In this steamy short story, the customer can never be right against the might of a vengeful demon protecting his bond.