Are You Dissing Me?

Are You Dissing Me?
Author: Simon Winheld
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 82
Release: 2015-03-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1452141509

Animals are people too. A cardinal has roommate problems. An armadillo takes a shot at online dating. A hippo worries her MFA is totally useless. A sloth contemplates a career in stand-up comedy. A raccoon frets about his judgmental friends. A bush baby teeters on the edge (You wanna throw down?!) Here, for the first time ever, are the real innermost thoughts of our furry and feathered friends.

Linguistics

Linguistics
Author: Adrian Akmajian
Publisher: MIT Press
Total Pages: 628
Release: 2001
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 9780262511230

Linguistics: an introduction to language and communication.

Eat, Drink, and Be Married

Eat, Drink, and Be Married
Author: Rebecca Bloom
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 206
Release: 2011-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 145029507X

When college friends Kate, Nina and Zoë take holiday from their busy schedules on opposite coasts to join their former roommate, Hannah, for her wedding in Lake Tahoe, they not only bring suitcases packed with what-not-to-wear bridesmaid dresses, but baggage of a more emotional kind. Supported by a variety of eclectic characters determined to wreck havoc on their carefully organized lives, each woman is forced to come to terms with her past before she walks down the aisle. Zoë must learn how to reveal a vulnerability beneath her bravado before she can finally open her heart. Kate needs to reclaim her identity before she can regain her strut. Nina must heal her own inner child so she can provide for another. Hannah needs to release a ghost in order to recover her spirit. A bottle of booze, a host of laughs, a hankie or two worth of tears, and seventy-two hours among those who know and love them the most is the perfect recipe for four women to Eat, Drink, and Be Married.

Loveless Momentum

Loveless Momentum
Author: Zeniko Sumiya
Publisher: Animate International Co., Ltd.
Total Pages: 224
Release:
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN:

The Special Edition of Loveless Momentum comes with an exclusive Animate Bonus Manga!Reiichi Miyoshi is a professional jazz musician who has a policy of never having a serious boyfriend or girlfriend. He prefers to keep his love life casual with a revolving door of hedonistic one-night stands.When he swoops in to rescue what appears to be a damsel in distress from a group of rowdy men one day, he soon finds out that his latest paramour is no damsel at all, but the crossdresser Sara Aogiri. Sara is determined to have the egotistical Miyoshi all to himself, but Miyoshi isn't going to date anyone seriously without some extreme convincing.

MindMaster

MindMaster
Author: Connie Suttle
Publisher: SubtleDemon Publishing, LLC
Total Pages: 362
Release: 2019-05-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1634780205

...I considered my goals and what—or who—was preventing me from reaching them. Randl Gage and the CSD were now my biggest enemies. Across both Alliances, I had thousands upon thousands of graveyards, cemeteries and catacombs under my control, waiting for me to set a suitable command system in place before reanimating the dead and turning my father's vision into reality. —V'dar (the Prophet) * * * Randl Gage and the BlackWing Pirates are on a collision course with the Prophet, each determined to destroy the other. Enter an unknown, third player, and the stage is set for the ending of all worlds...

Earth's Lair

Earth's Lair
Author: Eve Langlais
Publisher: Eve Langlais
Total Pages: 152
Release: 2022-10-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 177384315X

I didn’t mean to unleash a curse. Not so long ago, I helped my BFF save the world from a horde of the undead. It was a pulse pounding, adrenalized adventure, but now it’s time to return to my true calling, farming, a task that takes an interesting turn when a recently plowed field reveals the entrance to an old tomb. Totally awesome. Almost as spectacular as the guy who shows up from the Cryptid Historical Society to document the discovery. Less fun? The jerk who broke my heart is back in town. If he dares to come near me, I will give him a piece of my mind right after a well-aimed kick. Life is anything but boring as I juggle two men, the strangest dreams, and a pajama wearing goat who isn’t acting like her usual self. And it might be my fault seeing as how I accidentally triggered a curse. genre: dragon romance;fated mates;shapeshifter romance;witch romance;magical quest;older heroine;interracial romance

Earth's Magic : Collection One

Earth's Magic : Collection One
Author: Eve Langlais
Publisher: Eve Langlais
Total Pages: 538
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 177384458X

Magical cupcakes, an adorable goat and evil gingerbread. All that and more in this paranormal romance bundle sure to make you smile. The Earth’s Magic Collection One contains previously released titles: • Earth’s Daughter ~ When a necromancer starts wreaking havoc in town, Mindy’s magical cupcakes can’t keep up with demand. To combat the zombies, she teams up with Reiver, a mysterious and sexy hunter. • Earth’s Lair ~ When Annie find’s a secret door on her property, she’s determined to see what’s on the other side. However, her past has returned in a pair of sexy jeans, and now she has to fight not only her strange dreams, but an urge to give him a second chance. • Earth’s Elf ~ Krampus has escaped and it’s up to Leif, the oversized elf, to capture him before he ruins Christmas. Bella, a woman connected to the holiday mess, doesn’t just bravely fend off an attack by gingerbread, she also knows how to jangle to his bells. Lighthearted, paranormal fun in a world where anything can exist, and love always prevails.

Price of an Education

Price of an Education
Author: Enver Carim
Publisher: New Generation Publishing
Total Pages: 164
Release: 2015-10-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1910266973

The Price of an Education is a darkly funny story about changing gender relations in tight financial times when Britain's population (and the population of the world as a whole) is ageing rapidly and females are outnumbering males in nearly every age-group. With ever more middle-aged women still frisky and libidinous, is it their destiny to become sexual predators stalking perennially among the dwindling young to satisfy their needs? High-flying media executive Bobbie Cullen is adamant: for her payments she wants 'a high ratio of bangs per buck'. Twenty-year-old law student Leo Allen is seduced by the offer of money for services rendered: he could pay steep tuition fees without getting deeper into debt. But he adores his girlfriend Heidi, which puts him in two horny dilemmas... Hilarious and dead serious at the same time, this story shows aspects of London which visitors seldom discover. It's a walking tour of the capital city's demi-monde. With scenes in Portobello Market, King's College along the Thames, a sex pad in Primrose Hill and the Notting Hill Carnival in full swing, London is just as important a player in this vivid novel driven by character and dialogue.

The FAQs of Pool & Pocket Billiards

The FAQs of Pool & Pocket Billiards
Author:
Publisher: Allan P. Sand
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2011-10-01
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN:

Welcome to the Fascinating World of Pool & Pocket Billiards! This is your best resource to learn about the sport of pocket billiards! Inside this book are the answers to hundreds of common questions about the Green Game: • FAQs about the Green Game • FAQs about gambling • FAQs about playing situations • FAQs about practicing • FAQs about playing equipment • FAQs about teaching & learning • Rules for 25 different pool games • Glossary of hundreds of pool terms

X-Treme Latin

X-Treme Latin
Author: Henry Beard
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 129
Release: 2005-03-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 110121662X

In staff meetings and singles bars, on freeways and fairways, there are aggravating people lurking everywhere these days. But bestselling humorist Henry Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations, offering a slew of quips your nemesis won't soon forget . . . or even understand. Beard's gift is his ability to make fun of popular culture and the current zeitgeist. In X-Treme Latin he provides Latin with an attitude, an indispensable phrasebook that taps the secret power of Latin to deliver, in total safety, hundreds of impeccable put-downs, comebacks, and wisecracks. Within its pages you will learn how to insult or fire coworkers; blame corporate scandals on someone else; cheer at a World Wrestling Entertainment match; talk back to your computer, TV, or Game Boy; deal with your road rage; evade threatening situations; snowboard in style; talk like Tony Soprano; and much more. With dozens more zingers for quashing e-mail pranks, psyching out your golf opponent, giving backhanded compliments, and evading awkward questions, X-Treme Latin is destined for magnus popularity and will have readers cheering, “Celebremus!”