Love Poems for Anxious People

Love Poems for Anxious People
Author: John Kenney
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2020-04-21
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 0593190696

In the spirit of his New York Times bestseller Love Poems for Married People and Love Poems for People with Children, as well as his wildly popular New Yorker pieces, Thurber Prize-winner John Kenney presents a hilarious new collection of poetry for anxious people. With the same brilliant wit and hilarious realism that made Love Poems for Married People and Love Poems for People with Children such hits, John Kenney is back with a brand new collection of poems, this time taking on one of the most common feelings in our day-and-age: anxiety. Kenney covers it all, from awkward social interactions and insomnia to nervous ticks and writing and rewriting that email.

Plumber Pearl!

Plumber Pearl!
Author: Andrea Zimmerman
Publisher: Holiday House
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2024-10-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0823457877

Clang, clang, clang! Grrrriind! Where is the water coming from? When the pipes spring a leak, Plumber Pearl arrives to save the day! Plumber Pearl just got a call. “Our building has a waterfall!” SSSShhhhhhh! Plumber Pearl comes in to fix their overflowing sinks, toilets, bathtubs, and pipes one floor at a time! Each floor has a problem that needs to be solved with her skills and tools. But where is this waterfall coming from?! Plumber Pearl is determined to find out with the help of squeaky mice and fun onomatopoeia on the way. The Big Jobs, Bold Women series introduces kids to strong women in tough hands-on jobs. Don’t miss Firefighter Flo! and Crane Jane! With dynamic artwork from Dan Yaccarino, Nickelodeon character designer for The Backyardigans, and energetic verse from Andrea Zimmerman, best-selling author of Trashy Town, Plumber Pearl is the perfect book for the kids who love tinkering with tools and solving problems!

Favorite Poems Old and New

Favorite Poems Old and New
Author:
Publisher: Doubleday Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 642
Release: 1957-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0385076967

"Children are poets before they grow up and they should live with poems. I hope this book will encourage them to do so."—Eleanor Roosevelt Beloved and treasured for over 60 years, here is the only poetry collection your family needs—brimming with favorite, classic poems carefully selected to inspire young readers. Over 700 classic and modern poems written by poets from William Shakespeare to J. R. R. Tolkien, Emily Dickinson to Langston Hughes, and covering a range of favorite topics—pets, playtime, family, nature, and nonsense—ensure that there’s a poem to please every child. A truly comprehensive collection that is the ideal way of introducing children to the joys of reading poetry. "If your children think they don't like poetry, expose them to this collection . . . and I defy them to resist its magic."—Kirkus "A fine book for parents to read aloud to their children."—Library Journal "This volume stands out for the comprehensiveness of its selection."—The Horn Book

Poems From An Old Romantic

Poems From An Old Romantic
Author: Stanley H. Ward
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 594
Release: 2012-01-30
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1465373993

A book etched in nostalgia, with poems that go back to 1964, when the decision was made to begin saving the poems in a 7’’x 9” notebook, instead of placing them in a fi le, which, at length, became diffi cult to fi nd; essentially lost Time brought forth three such notebooks, two fi lled; the third well-over half used. A book attuned, in good part, to family history; the growth and flowering of two generations; a continuing story that surpasses the bounds of poetic surveillance.

It's Valentine's Day

It's Valentine's Day
Author: Jack Prelutsky
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 52
Release: 1996-01-19
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780688146528

A collection of Valentine poems including "I Made My Dog a Valentine" and "I Love You More Than Applesauce."

From the Family Kitchen

From the Family Kitchen
Author: Gena Philibert Ortega
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 377
Release: 2012-04-12
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1440318336

Celebrate Your Family Recipes and Heritage From Great-grandma's apple pie to Mom's secret-recipe stuffing, food is an important ingredient in every family's history. This three-part keepsake recipe journal will help you celebrate your family recipes and record the precious memories those recipes hold for you--whether they're hilarious anecdotes about a disastrous dish or tender reflections about time spent cooking with a loved one. The foods we eat tell us so much about who we are, where we live and the era we live in. The same is true for the foods our ancestors ate. This book will show you how to uncover historical recipes and food traditions, offering insight into your ancestors' everyday lives and clues to your genealogy. Inside you'll find: • Methods for gathering family recipes • Interview questions to help loved ones record their food memories • Places to search for historical recipes • An explanation of how immigrants influenced the American diet • A look at how technology changed the way people eat • A glossary of historical cooking terms • Modern equivalents to historical units of measure • Actual recipes from late nineteenth- and early twentieth-century cookbooks

Dirt on My Shirt: Selected Poems

Dirt on My Shirt: Selected Poems
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2009-10
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0061765252

In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighborhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid. Filled with sly humor and always affectionate, "Dirt on My Shirt" is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere.

Tip the Lunchtime Robot

Tip the Lunchtime Robot
Author: Belle Green
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 25
Release: 2018-12-04
Genre:
ISBN: 9781790422388

Tip is a one-job robot. She cleans floors at Joe's Hammer Store, but her heart's desire is to be a chef. The strength of Tip's dream turns out to be more powerful than her programming, and one night her mop and dustpan are converted into kitchen tools! Will Tip and Joe be able to make the best of her transformation? Kids and adults alike will love this rhyming story of a dream come true!Also included: a glossary of words that may be new to young readers to help them grow their vocabulary and three of Tip's favorite kid-friendly recipes!

POETRY FOR ST. VALENTINE'S DAY - 91 poems for the lovestruck

POETRY FOR ST. VALENTINE'S DAY - 91 poems for the lovestruck
Author: Various
Publisher: Abela Publishing Ltd
Total Pages: 119
Release: 2018-09-28
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 8827569820

A GREAT READ FOR THE ROMANTIC SOULS OF THIS WORLD, especially for St. Valentine’s day! The verse in this volume were selected from works that had appeared in various periodicals of the time, LIFE, TRUTH, TOWN TOPICS, VOGUE, and MUNSEY'S MAGAZINE during the five years 1893-1898, the 19th C’s Romantic period, and whose editors kindly gave Tom Hall permission to republish them. So popular was this collection of poetry, that it had at least six print runs. This volume is made up of two parts. The first contains the more serious poetry of the heart and the second part more light hearted and sometimes comical poems about love. However, of special mention are “In Old Madrid” and on amore light hearted note “A Slight Surprise”. But these are not just poems for the young, for love belongs to all ages. Here we recommend “Love’s Return” about a grey haired man whose heart is bursting because he has found love again at a later stage in life; and never fear , if you have been rejected or if your heart has been broken by a love lost to another, there is a poem for you too. Here we recommend “Hard Hit”, “Rejected” and “What It Is”. We ask you to be aware that these poems were penned over one hundred years ago and the protocols for dating and courting in the 19th C. were vastly different to those of today. So, when reading these poems to your loved one, think Jane Austen, Mr Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet and you’re sure to deliver the prose with all the meaning intended and with a degree of elegance missing from the current age. Oh, don’t forget the chocolates, roses and champagne, for they, with the reciting of a romantic poem are sure to win over an unsure heart. NOTE: The contents of this volume are not related to the 1920 silent movie, of a similar name, neither is it related to the 1981 novel, also of a similar name. It is quite simply a collection of ninety-one enjoyable, short poems which relate to matters of the heart. Some are solemn and others more jovial in nature, and, with the exception of one or two, all are one page or less in length which makes for an easy and pleasant read. This volume has been especially produced to help raise funds for that charity of charities. So buy a copy and be assured that 10% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to a worthwhile cause. =============== TAGS: Poetry, poems, Verse, romance, romantic, st valentines, st. valentine’s, day, roses, chocolates, champagne, kings, queens, bowers, Perfect Face, Moonlight Sonata, Kiss, smooch, snog, lips, Bride, love, Rose From Her Hair, Blush, Blood On The Rose, Old Madrid, Duel, Shroud, Return, Wish, Serenade, Rose In Her Hair, Reverie, Beauty, Dream, Return, Hyacinth, dance, waltz, Farewell, Valentine, Hard Hit, Rejected, rejection, jokers, heart, Ingratitude, resolve, Resolution, Girl, woman, women, Hero, Sweet, Summer, Pew, Suspicious Lover, Afraid, Tantalize, tantalise, no, Uncertainty, Youth, Bachelor, man, men, Discovered, Midsummer Night, Tempest, Gallant, Vanity, proposal, ring, diamond, head over heels,