American Blow Job: A Novel

American Blow Job: A Novel
Author: Teri Louise Kelly
Publisher: Open Books
Total Pages: 155
Release: 2010-07-02
Genre: Literary Collections
ISBN: 1452475849

With neither mercy nor apology, AMERICAN BLOW JOB penetrates to the core of America's now vacuous soul and exposes Lady Liberty for the paramour that in fact she has become in the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries.

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Citadel
Total Pages: 537
Release: 2012-03-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0806535938

The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

Rapture

Rapture
Author: Susan Minot
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 82
Release: 2002-02-22
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0375414428

In this stunning novel, the renowned author of Evening “explores a tragic irony of love and sex: how one partner can reach the heights of devotion at the very instant the other is dumped into the pits of despair” (Time Out New York). “Minot’s story . . . is timeless, and she makes you feel pure, raw ache. . . . [Rapture is] romantic in the true sense of the word.”—The Miami Herald In a New York apartment, two long-estranged lovers try to resuscitate their passion. Kay is old enough to be skeptical about men—this man in particular—but still alert to the possibility of true love. Benjamin is a filmmaker with an appealing waywardness and a conveniently disappearing fiancée. As the two lie entwined in bed, Susan Minot ushers readers across an entire landscape of memory and sensation to reveal the infinite nuances of sex: its power to exalt and deceive, to connect two separate selves, or make them fully aware of their solitude. Honest and unflinching, the result is a hypnotic reading experience.

Blow Him Away

Blow Him Away
Author: Marcy Michaels
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2004-12-28
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 0767916565

Keep him begging for more . . . It’s nothing to be ashamed of. When it comes to performing oral sex, most people fall somewhere between fumbling and clueless. But now, in Blow Him Away you’ll find practical, easy-to-master techniques that will give you the confidence and skills you need to become an expert in the delicate art of fellatio. Inside you’ll find: • Exercises to whip your tongue, lips, and jaw into shape so you can perform with exquisite control. • An anatomy class you need to pass. • Sensual kisses to get you both ready for the main event. • No-nonsense instructions for how to perform sensational oral sex, blow-by-blow. • Advice on how to keep your mind from spoiling your head. • Advanced techniques to wake up the neighbors. • Positions that will make his knees melt. Read Blow Him Away alone or with the companion edition, The Lowdown on Going Down, for knee-buckling oral sex—every time.

Hand to Mouth

Hand to Mouth
Author: Linda Tirado
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 242
Release: 2015-09-01
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0425277976

The real-life Nickel and Dimed—the author of the wildly popular “Poverty Thoughts” essay tells what it’s like to be working poor in America. ONE OF THE FIVE MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS OF THE YEAR--Esquire “DEVASTATINGLY SMART AND FUNNY. I am the author of Nickel and Dimed, which tells the story of my own brief attempt, as a semi-undercover journalist, to survive on low-wage retail and service jobs. TIRADO IS THE REAL THING.”—Barbara Ehrenreich, from the Foreword As the haves and have-nots grow more separate and unequal in America, the working poor don’t get heard from much. Now they have a voice—and it’s forthright, funny, and just a little bit furious. Here, Linda Tirado tells what it’s like, day after day, to work, eat, shop, raise kids, and keep a roof over your head without enough money. She also answers questions often asked about those who live on or near minimum wage: Why don’t they get better jobs? Why don’t they make better choices? Why do they smoke cigarettes and have ugly lawns? Why don’t they borrow from their parents? Enlightening and entertaining, Hand to Mouth opens up a new and much-needed dialogue between the people who just don’t have it and the people who just don’t get it.

Oral Sex He'll Never Forget

Oral Sex He'll Never Forget
Author: Sonia Borg
Publisher:
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2009-11
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1592333850

Great oral sex is an experience that should engage all the senses and thrill the body from head to toe-and every spot along the way. Oral Sex He'll Never Forget goes beyond "Blow Job 101" to give readers step-by-step fellatio routines that will bring their lover to his knees. While each experience is based around an exciting new technique, position, or setting readers also learn how to simultaneously use touch and teasing to stimulate hot spots, prolong the excitement, and take oral sex from ordinary to extraordinary. Dr. Sonia Borg earned her Ph.D. in Human Sexuality and Masters in Public Health from The Institute for The Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in San Francisco and her Masters Degree in Communication from San Francisco State University. Sonia is certified as a Clinical Sexologist by the American College of Sexologists and is a member of AASECT The American Association of Sexuality Educators Counselors and Therapists. Sonia has been featured on T.V. shows such as Discovery Channel Canada, Playboy Radio, and Good Morning San Diego, and KUSI in San Diego.

The Book with No Pictures

The Book with No Pictures
Author: B. J. Novak
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 49
Release: 2014-09-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0803741715

A #1 New York Times bestseller, this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian—a perfect gift for any special occasion! You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY. Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)

The Best Oral Sex Ever - Her Guide to Going Down

The Best Oral Sex Ever - Her Guide to Going Down
Author: Yvonne K Fulbright
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 142
Release: 2010-12-18
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1440511349

Just because she's going down doesn't mean he's having all the fun. "Sexpert" author Yvonne K. Fulbright gets real with women in this bold book on giving and getting oral sex. This guide tackles the dirty taboos and awkward assumptions that keep fellatio from being seductive and satisfying. You will enjoy giving oral sex as much as men enjoy getting it when you learn: Breathing techniques to last longer Positions he'll love, like "The Starfish" and "Deep-Throating" How to give (and receive) multiple orgasms from oral sex How to talk about what they feel is right and wrong Armed with sexy self-confidence and an arsenal of tongue-twisting tips, you will discover exactly how delightful the plunder down-under can be.

A Brief History of Oral Sex

A Brief History of Oral Sex
Author: David DePierre
Publisher: McFarland
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2017-07-10
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1476671265

The ancient Greeks and Romans considered it degrading to both parties yet depicted it prolifically in art and literature. The Early Christian Church called it "the worst evil," punishable by seven years of penance and fasting (murder was one year). Nearly all of the 13 original American colonies had laws against it--except Georgia. A Victorian handbook for young brides advised how to "dampen his desire to kiss in forbidden territory." Attitudes about oral sex have varied through the centuries and across cultures--a death sentence in some nations, a religious practice in others. This book explores its history as well as its impact on world events.

Fire Shut Up in My Bones

Fire Shut Up in My Bones
Author: Charles M. Blow
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 243
Release: 2014
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0544228049

A respected journalist describes the abuse he suffered at the hands of a close family relative, the effect this had on his formative years and how he overcame the anger and self-doubt it left behind.