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Author | : Kathleen Olson |
Publisher | : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 368 |
Release | : 2023-10-24 |
Genre | : Humor |
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Did you know that 50 percent of American high school students think Sodom and Gomorrah were married? How about that in London, England, it is illegal to drive a car without sitting in the front seat? And then there is Howdy Doody's resident Native American, Chief Thunderthud, who belonged to the Ooragnak tribe. (Ooragnak is kangaroo spelled backward.) These and thousands of other gems are included in this book. It's a book to strictly have fun with and cram your brain with pointless knowledge. You'll be surprised how often you'll quote it.
Author | : Dave Farrell |
Publisher | : Dorrance Publishing |
Total Pages | : 156 |
Release | : 2022-12-09 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
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The Last Nomad By: Dave Farrell Random Dave Trivia 6’2”, 205lbs (212 during the winter feast, 208lbs during beer season) Blue eyes, grey hair (might be two-dozen still with original black color) Wife Nicolette of thirty-five years and counting (yes, I married up by a considerable margin) Three sons, two daughters, 8 grandchildren, and one 188lb St. Bernard named Bear Dave was born in Orlando, Florida and traveled halfway around the globe by his twelfth birthday. This gave him a great perspective on what people from different cultures, backgrounds and religions all have in common. His unique upbringing developed his great love for the outdoors, music, and humor. He honed these to become an avid camper, lover of heavy metal music, and a self-proclaimed PhD in the use of sarcasm. His unique abilities to connect with most anyone has helped him carve out a career in manufacturing, where over the last forty-two years he has been a servant leader building teams and driving change with several multi-million-dollar corporations spread across our great country. He has developed and taught dozens of classes and seminars on all aspects of leadership and team development. He has been blessed with great travels and experiences and has developed his own unique style of storytelling and communication to share with you opinions on how we can all derive more from the journey and enjoy the differences amongst us, rather than continue down the path of conflict and divide.
Author | : Noel Botham |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 225 |
Release | : 2007-05-02 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1101051035 |
Bigger, better, and more useless than ever! In their groundbreakingly useless book, The Book of Useless Information, the members of the Useless Information Society proved that knowledge doesn't have to be useful to be entertaining. Now they present a new collection of their most fascinating, hilarious, and wholly trivial findings. The Ultimate Book of Useless Information includes such "did you knows" as: - Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite - The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing - And giraffes have no vocal cords
Author | : Higino Gonzalez |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 250 |
Release | : 2000-02-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0595014003 |
If you have seen other joke and riddle books that called themselves the "best" or the "greatest," but were disappointed, because they did not deliver what they promised, just flip through this book and try a few pages at random. This is the best of the best. The cream of the crop. Read it for laughs. You won't be disappointed. Jokes and riddles that are to the point, without unnecessary embellishment. Clearly divided into four sections: Part 1: Clean Jokes Part 2: Clean Riddles Part 3: Dirty Jokes Part 4: Dirty Riddles
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Publisher | : Mike Tomlinson |
Total Pages | : 112 |
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Author | : Ray Garton |
Publisher | : Grey Matter Press |
Total Pages | : 241 |
Release | : 2014-07-02 |
Genre | : Fiction |
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Almost forty years ago, a literary movement forever changed the landscape of the horror industry. Splatterlands: Reawakening the Splatterpunk Revolution is a collection of personal, intelligent and subversive horror with a point. This illustrated volume of dark fiction honors the truly revolutionary efforts of some of the most brilliant writers of all time with an all-new collection of visceral, disturbing and thought-provoking work from a diverse group of modern minds. Exploring concepts that include serial murder, betrayal, religious fanaticism, physical abuse, societal corruption, greed, mental instability, sexual assault and more, Splatterlands delivers on the promise of the original Splatterpunk movement with this collection of honest, intelligent, ground-breaking and hyper-intensive horror. FEATURING: "Heirloom" by Michael Laimo A daughter finds herself in competition with an antique rifle for her father's affection as her admiration for the weapon becomes unimaginable. "Violence for Fun and Profit" by Gregory L. Norris Following economic collapse, a man finds himself homeless and develops a new talent that open doors to vicious opportunities. "Empty" by A.A. Garrison Navigating the streets of a future city, a devoted wife stops at nothing to help her husband regain his religion as questionable gods require a dire payment. "Amputations in the Key of D" by Jack Maddox After a routine surgery changes his life, a washed-up rock star finds far more painful methods to discover one's true talent. "Housesitting" by Ray Garton While housesitting for her neighbors, a routine visit to feed the pets change a suburbanites world forever. "Dis" by Michele Garber Dr. Tony Weiss can't deal with his patients or his quadriplegic wife until a demon escapes from his nightmares and enters his waking world. "Dwellers" by Paul M. Collrin On a trip into the desert to evangelize to a drug-addicted cult, a would-be prophet opens the schism between Heaven and Hell and becomes a participant in battle over the nature of religion. "Party Guests" by Chad Stroup To most, Geoffrey seems like a normal young men, the life of the party. But on the inside, his mental condition takes a unforgettable horrifying turn. "The Viscera of Worship" by Allen Griffin Searching for his place in the world, one man takes steps down a path into true darkness to find his ultimate purpose. "The Defiled" by Christine Morgan On the run, a group of vicious thieves and rapists seek refuge within a community of swamp dwellers only to realize their safety is anything but certain. "The Artist" by James S. Dorr Vince is an artist drawn to the unusual: creating masterpieces from slabs of meat. And, after all, isn't art intended to be shared? "A Letter to My Ex" by J. Michael Major While on a trip to Paris, a divorced man finds himself penning a horrifying letter to his ex-wife that no parent wants to receive. "Devil Rides Shotgun" by Eric Del Carlo Joaquim Abito is desperate to solve the difficult case of grisly murders and he enlists help that comes with a huge price Proudly presented by Grey Matter Press, the multiple Bram Stoker Award-nominated publisher. Grey Matter Press: Where Dark Thoughts Thrive
Author | : Josh Thirion |
Publisher | : Penguin Random House South Africa |
Total Pages | : 237 |
Release | : 2014-07-22 |
Genre | : Cooking |
ISBN | : 1432303872 |
Bake with Josh follows the success of Cook with Josh, which has sold over 10 000 copies in English and Afrikaans since its release in 2012. Bake with Josh contains Josh’s favourite baking recipes and has been divided into six chapters. Big cakes; Small cakes and muffins; Biscuits, traybakes and other treats; Breads; Tarts, pies and pastries and Oven bakes. Each chapter is complemented by mouth-watering food photography, Josh’s own hand-drawn cartoons and step-by-step cartoon comic strips. While waiting for the delicious goodies to finish baking, kids can enjoy the fun games and activites in Bake with Josh such as connect-the-dots, spot-the-difference, find-the-words, crosswords, mazes and colouring-in. Josh has also included a colourful page with fun facts and baking tips. Bake with Josh is jam-packed with over 40 tried-and-tested recipes that range from favourites such as Carrot cake and Banana bread to new and interesting recipes such as Millionaire-in-training chocolate cake, Cone cupcakes and Chocolate lava cakes. It will inspire young and old to produce hearty baked treats for the whole famly. Even Gordon Ramsey says: ‘Josh is incredibly talented in the kitchen and at such a young age. He really is an inspiration to other kids who want to get cooking. Good luck!’
Author | : Vanessa Wilson |
Publisher | : Quickfox Publishing |
Total Pages | : 218 |
Release | : 2019-01-15 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0620320508 |
Tickle your funny bone with this extensive compilation of Internet and email humour. It looks at the funny side of parenting, business, relationships, health, language, and life in general. Clean but clever, it features carefully selected stories, articles, one-liners, anecdotes, lists, jokes, humorous and not-so-humorous wisdom, and much more that will have everyone smiling, laughing, and turning the pages for more. Easy-to-read with an inviting layout, it makes an ideal gift for any occasion, those in hospital or recovering from illness, travellers and commuters, grumpy goats, your own bookshelf, or anyone wanting a 'lift' from nature's own tonic - laughter. This book, brought back due to popular demand, promises great entertainment!
Author | : Peter Filichia |
Publisher | : Macmillan + ORM |
Total Pages | : 321 |
Release | : 2013-05-28 |
Genre | : Performing Arts |
ISBN | : 1250018447 |
"Wait..Gypsy didn't win the Tony for Best Musical?" That's a question that gets asked over and over again, every time a new Rose takes to the runway in the Broadway classic "Gypsy". In "Strippers, Showgirls and Sharks", the popular syndicated theatre critic Peter Filichia chronicles the history of the American musical by looking at those shows that did not win the Tony Award for Best Musical. It happens every spring: The American Theatre Wing bestows its annual awards. Only those shows that have reached Broadway are nominated and while all Tony Awards are created equal in height, width and depth, the universally acknowledged biggest prize is the Best Musical Tony. The envelope is opened. The winner is announced and, then, the screeching begins. "Oh no! They gave it to that?" Did the best musical always win the Best Musical prize? Were there other factors that kept a more deserving show from copping the prize? Peter Filichia answers all these questions and more in "Strippers, Showgirls and Sharks" as he looks at many of the 153 previous Best Musical Nominees that didn't win the big prize. What were the biggest omissions? "Gypsy" had the distinct displeasure of not being either the first or second choice of the committee. In 1959 when Ethel Merman and a variety of strippers took the stage, the Tony for Best Musical was a tie between "The Sound of Music" and "Fiorello". In 1971, Stephen Sondheim's "Follies" and its ghostly showgirls lost to a "groovy" re-tuning of "Two Gentlemen of Verona" that hasn't passed the test of time. And, in 1957, "West Side Story", its Jets and Sharks, were bested by the fine people of River City Iowa singing their Americana hearts out in "The Music Man". If you love Broadway, scratch your head on Tony Award night and still can't figure out how a show you loathed won the Tony for Best Musical, you will love riding through the years with Peter Filichia, one of America's most respected and popular theatre critics.
Author | : Workman Publishing |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
Total Pages | : 409 |
Release | : 2019-05-14 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 152350708X |
A perennial bestseller that begins with a warning: Proceed with caution. This book is only for those with a twisted imagination. Be prepared to leave conventional thought behind and join the ranks of the demented and insane. Previously published as Would You Rather . . .?, with 356,000 copies in print, Damned If You Do . . . is an addictive game in a book that challenges readers to ask—and attempt to answer—more than 400 questions that range from the heinous to the nauseating to the downright disturbing. Each is a field-tested conversation starter guaranteed to provoke ridiculous fun, break the ice at any party, and, like some kind of sick Rorschach test, open a unique window into the minds of friends and family. Some questions delight in their own grossness: Would you rather . . . Eat three earthworms–OR–wear a necklace made of them on your wedding day? Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs–OR–three fat men with bad breath? Some force you to reveal values: Would you rather . . . Age only from the neck up–OR–age only from the neck down? Be stupid and rich–OR–smart and poor? Some create that squirming sensation: Would you rather . . . Get a bad case of poison ivy way up inside your nose–OR–inside your inner ear? And some are just deliciously absurd. Each question also features related, often off-the-wall information, from quotes to dumb jokes to delightfully odd trivia (326-pound President William Howard Taft once got stuck in the White House bathroom).