Alien Abduction for Beginners

Alien Abduction for Beginners
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher: Peryton Press
Total Pages: 164
Release: 2020-12-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there's help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female - and they're graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe's most recognised abduction qualification. A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they're trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use.

Alien Abduction for Beginners

Alien Abduction for Beginners
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher:
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2020-08-20
Genre:
ISBN:

Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there's help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female - and they're graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe's most recognised abduction qualification. A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they're trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use.

The Intergalactic Guide to Humans: Volume 1

The Intergalactic Guide to Humans: Volume 1
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher: Peryton Press
Total Pages: 500
Release: 2021-11-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Three steamy alien abduction romance novels in one boxset! If you love hot aliens, strong heroines and hilarious misunderstandings, read this collection today! These aliens have no idea how to abduct a human. Alien abductions aren't easy. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Their only hope is enrolling in an abduction course at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct, probe and tame a human female – and they’re graded on it. They think they've found their perfect human abductee, but Trish has no intentions of making it easy for them. Being probed by aliens wasn't on her to-do list, no matter how good-looking they are. But they are persistent and she soon finds herself wooed with chocolate, awful lingerie and a space bunny pet. When one of their university professors turns into a murderous maniac, Trish needs to decide whether to play along and save her aliens. Together, they might stand a chance, but is she ready to become their mate? A laugh-out-loud sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use. If you want hunky aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, a happy end, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this box set today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. This collection contains: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Professionals Alien Abduction for Experts Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, sci-fi romance, reverse harem, mfmm, why choose, alpha male, strong heroine, funny books, steamy romance, humorous science fiction, parody, space opera, SFR, sexy romance, sexually romantic books, love stories.

Alien Abduction for Beginners

Alien Abduction for Beginners
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher: Peryton Press
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2020-12-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Enjoy this hot and hilarious alien abduction romance by USA Today Bestselling Author Skye MacKinnon... Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they’re graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe’s most recognised abduction qualification. A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use. First in a trilogy. If you want hunky aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, a happy end, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. Part of the Starlight Universe. Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, sci-fi romance, reverse harem, mfmm, why choose, alpha male, strong heroine, funny books, steamy romance, humorous science fiction, parody, space opera, SFR, sexy romance, sexually romantic books, love stories.

Alien Abduction for Professionals

Alien Abduction for Professionals
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher: Peryton Press
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2021-01-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Enjoy this hot and hilarious alien abduction romance by USA Today Bestselling Author Skye MacKinnon... Getting probed by aliens was only the beginning... I was abducted by incompetent aliens. They didn't know what they were doing and they still don't have a clue. Now that we're done with all the probing, they're taking lessons in 'Caring for Vulnerable Females' and 'Nest Building for Beginners' and want to turn me into their mate. And no, they don't listen when I tell them I don't need a nest. In theory, I could fall for these three hunky aliens who can bring me more pleasure than I ever dreamed of, but we're being watched and analysed every minute of the day. A creepy professor from the Intergalactic University uses us as examples for her lessons, sometimes with dangerous consequences, and there's nothing we can do about it. I don't want to be a science experiment, but can I resist falling for the aliens who stole me from Earth? If you want sexy aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. In the same series: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Professionals Alien Abduction for Experts Alien Abduction for Santa Alien Abduction for Pirates Alien Abduction for Milkmen Alien Abduction for Unicorns Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, sci-fi romance, reverse harem, mfmm, why choose, alpha male, strong heroine, funny books, steamy romance, humorous science fiction, parody, space opera, SFR, sexy romance, sexually romantic books, love stories.

Alien Abduction for Professionals

Alien Abduction for Professionals
Author: Skye Mackinnon
Publisher: Peryton Press
Total Pages: 156
Release: 2021-01-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Being probed by aliens was only the beginning... I was abducted by incompetent aliens. They didn't know what they were doing and they still don't have a clue. Now that we're done with all the probing, they're taking lessons in 'Caring for Vulnerable Females' and 'Nest Building for Beginners' and want to turn me into their mate. And no, they don't listen when I tell them I don't need a nest. In theory, I could fall for these three hunky aliens who can bring me more pleasure than I ever dreamed of, but we're being watched and analysed every minute of the day. A creepy professor from the Intergalactic University uses us as examples for her lessons, sometimes with dangerous consequences, and there's nothing we can do about it. I don't want to be a science experiment, but can I resist falling for the aliens who stole me from Earth? If you want sexy aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. In the same series: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment (in the A Very Alien Christmas anthology; also available as audiobook) Alien Abduction for Pirates (in the Captured and Captivated anthology)

Alien Abduction for Beginners

Alien Abduction for Beginners
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2020-11-21
Genre:
ISBN:

Santa is going to stuff their stockings... Sisters A-Vay and A-Ven are close to finishing their course in Alien Abduction at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To stay top of their class, they need to perform the best abduction Earth has never seen. After weeks of monitoring the planet's communications, they've set their eyes on Earth's most famous man, a guy with a white beard and red coat. He may be old but he's ho-ho-hot and his bells still jingle! Now if only the sisters knew what to do about the reindeer in the cargo bay... A steamy standalone story set in the Starlight Universe. If you want a hilarious book involving insatiable alien twin sisters and a Santa with a very large candy cane, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. Other books in the series: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Professionals

Alien Abductions

Alien Abductions
Author: Terry Matheson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 328
Release: 1998
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN:

"Alien Abductions" draws a parallel to the way societal myths are made. Actual accounts--often collected while the "victims" are under stress--are often greatly enhanced by popular "nonfiction" authors who exploit these stories for their own profit. Illustrations.

Why Do Only White People Get Abducted by Aliens?

Why Do Only White People Get Abducted by Aliens?
Author: Ilana Garon
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 202
Release: 2013-09-01
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1628735767

According to Ilana Garon, popular books and movies are inundated with the myth of the “hero teacher”—the one who charges headfirst into dysfunctional inner city schools like a firefighter into an inferno, bringing the student victims to safety through a combination of charisma and innate righteousness. The students are then “saved” by the teacher’s idealism, empathy, and willingness to put faith in kids who have been given up on by society as a whole.“Why Do Only White People Get Abducted by Aliens?” is not that type of book. In this book, Garon reveals the sometimes humorous, oftentimes frustrating, and occasionally horrifying truths that accompany the experience of teaching at a public high school in the Bronx today. The overcrowded classrooms, lack of textbooks, and abundance of mice, cockroaches, and drugs weren’t the only challenges Garon faced during her first four years as a teacher. Every day, she’d interact with students such as Kayron, Carlos, Felicia, Jonah, Elizabeth, and Tonya—students dealing with real-life addictions, miscarriages, stints in “juvie,” abusive relationships, turf wars, and gang violence. These students also brought with them big dreams and uncommon insight—and challenged everything Garon thought she knew about education. In response, Garon—a naive, suburban girl with a curly ponytail, freckles, and Harry Potter glasses—opened her eyes, rolled up her sleeves, and learned to distinguish between mitigated failure and qualified success. In this book, Garon explains how she learned that being a new teacher was about trial by fire, making mistakes, learning from the very students she was teaching, and occasionally admitting that she may not have answers to their thought-provoking (and amusing) questions.