Adult Only Golf Jokes
Author | : Jasmine Chan |
Publisher | : Hinkler Books (AU) |
Total Pages | : 212 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781741216554 |
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Author | : Jasmine Chan |
Publisher | : Hinkler Books (AU) |
Total Pages | : 212 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781741216554 |
Author | : Stan McDougal |
Publisher | : Citadel Press |
Total Pages | : 184 |
Release | : 2000-06 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780806508313 |
Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.
Author | : Ray Foley |
Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 146 |
Release | : 2009-05-01 |
Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
ISBN | : 1402247478 |
God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Author | : Hinkler Books Pty, Limited |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 212 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781741216608 |
Author | : Chester Croker |
Publisher | : Independently Published |
Total Pages | : 116 |
Release | : 2019-08-04 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781087400013 |
If you're looking for funny adult golfing jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Here you will find plenty of rude and crude funny adult golf jokes.These mucky smutty coarse golfing jokes will make you smile that's for sure.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best adult golfing jokes and puns. Hopefully these dirty golf jokes won't drive you around the bend.Buy it now.
Author | : Chester Croker |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 217 |
Release | : 2019-09-22 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781694940766 |
Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
Author | : Don Shaw |
Publisher | : Independently Published |
Total Pages | : 96 |
Release | : 2019-09-07 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781691681983 |
Want to Find a Ginormous Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes for Adults? Then Keep Reading ... We all love a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about police, blondes, golf, office, marriage, and the things we all do in our bedrooms. Some of us spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes or even yo mama and dad jokes, etc. Thus, one collection of jokes can't satisfy everyone. In this book I combined a wide variety of topics. I wanted everyone to be able to find something very funny and, of course, dirty. Hence it says "FOR ADULTS ONLY" on the cover. In this funny collection of jokes for adults, you will discover: 300 hilarious and witty puns, short and long stories, dialogues, and one-liners for men, women, grandpas, and grandmas Jokes without profanity - just in case someone under the age of 18 finds this book Silly questions and riddles to have fun with your friends and spouses Tons of best medicine for you (laughter) Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our life and so much more ... No doubts, men and women who love humor, will love to get this book as a present for any holiday, including their birthdays, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, and so on. They will gladly read it on vacation, in the hospital, waiting room, airport, during the long car, bus, train, or airplane trip. It's also a fun bathroom reader! Finally, this book is a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents. Thus, if you want to get an entertaining read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!
Author | : Hinkler Books Pty, Limited |
Publisher | : Hinkler Books (AU) |
Total Pages | : 452 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781741216530 |
Author | : Leon White |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 212 |
Release | : 2011-04-11 |
Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
ISBN | : 9780983213703 |
Written with the help of golfing poets such as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Rudyard Kipling, Charles “Chick” Evans, Grantland Rice and Billy Collins. Laid out as a golf course with Holes (chapters) such as “St. Andrews,” “Agonies and Frustrations,” “Advice,” “Politics and War,” “Links with the Devil” and “The Women’s Game.” Illustrated with pictures, cartoons and photographs. The text and poems include humorous tales, historical dramas and personal accounts that will touch the hearts of golfers universally. Much of the material comes from inaccessible books and magazines published in the U.S., England and Scotland before 1930.
Author | : Jeff Foxworthy |
Publisher | : Villard |
Total Pages | : 130 |
Release | : 2008-07-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0345513320 |
As a longtime golfer, Jeff Foxworthy has learned something important about the grand auld game: It’s not who has the highest score, it’s who has the least fun playing it. And now, in his hilarious primer How to Really Stink at Golf, Foxworthy shares his invaluable tips for a lifetime of horrible drives and putts. • Get into the right frame of mind to play truly awful golf. Food poisoning or a killer hangover might be just the ticket to a robust three-digit score. • Try to get to the course promptly at tee time to avoid the hassle of warming up: “You’re only gonna hit five good shots in the course of the day; why waste even one on the driving range?” • The surefire way to screw up a great drive? As you walk to the tee, keep telling yourself, “Don’t screw up your drive.” If bad golf’s your goal, stress is your best friend. • Avoid fun. “Fun = relaxed = low scores . . . and that’s something we want to avoid at all cost. If you have a good hole, shake it off.” • Perhaps the most important element: Embrace the fact that you do stink at golf. Cheating. Cursing. Avoiding fairways. Reckless cart driving. How to Really Stink at Golf covers it all, from selecting the correct putter to use on a 385-yard drive to prolonging your stay in the sand trap to picking the perfect foursome for spectacularly bad golf (“you, your ex-wife, your girlfriend, your wife”). With Jeff Foxworthy as your guide, even a scratch golfer can add ten, twenty, maybe thirty strokes to his or her score–and possibly more if you attempt to play the back nine, too.