Absolutely Positively Not

Absolutely Positively Not
Author: David LaRochelle
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 179
Release: 2014-03-25
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0545310660

There is one thing Steven knows for sure: He's absolutely, positively NOT gay.Steven's a 16-year-old boy with two obsessions: sex and getting his driving license. The problem is, Steven's not thinking girls when he's thinking sex. Could he be -- don't say it -- gay? Steven sets out to get in touch with his inner he-man with Healthy Heterosexual Strategies such as "Start Hanging Out with the Guys," and "Begin Intensive Dating." But are Steven's tactics going to straighten him out, or leave him all twisted up?Absolutely hilarious. Positively sidesplitting. But absolutely, positively NOT GAY!

Absolutely, Positively

Absolutely, Positively
Author: Heather Webber
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Total Pages: 318
Release: 2011-02-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1429993480

"Exposed" by a Boston Herald reporter, Lucy Valentine is suddenly the talk of the town. Long back-story short: Even though the rest of her Valentine ancestors were blessed by Cupid with psychic abilities, Lucy's only special power lies in her ability to find things. This skill has proven quite a blessing for those who come to her matchmaking agency in search of finding their long-lost loves. Now that Lucy's secret is out, she has more new clients than she knows what to do with. But soon a certain man of mystery steals Lucy's spotlight... No, it's not Sean Donahue, the sexy fireman-turned-private-eye who's stolen Lucy's heart. It's a masked man in a cowboy hat, dubbed "The Lone Ranger," who's been throwing handfuls of cash across the Common. Now all of Beantown's abuzz. Can Lucy unmask the mysterious money man, track down all her clients' old flames, and turn up the heat on her love life? Absolutely, positively...

Absolutely, Positively

Absolutely, Positively
Author: Jayne Ann Krentz
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 388
Release: 2004-02-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0743496426

Molly Abberwick, trustee of her late father's foundation, is furious with her new consultant, scientist-philosopher Dr. Harry Stratton Trevelyan. Harry is brilliant, sexy, and absolutely impossible -- and his outrageous suggestion of a scientifically inspired affair with her is positively the last straw....Besides, Molly's got a much more serious problem; she's become the target of a stalker whose sinister pranks are swiftly escalating into violence. Only Harry, of all people, seems to comprehend the true nature of the threats against his alluring boss. As a dangerous predator closes in on Molly, the enigmatic Dr. Harry seizes the day to reveal himself in a totally unexpected light....

Absolutely, Positively Alexander

Absolutely, Positively Alexander
Author: Judith Viorst
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 1997-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

A compilation of all three of Judith Viorst's Alexander stories.

What Is Mine Is Absolutely, Positively Not Yours!

What Is Mine Is Absolutely, Positively Not Yours!
Author: Tiana Mone'e
Publisher:
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2015-10-05
Genre: Art
ISBN: 9781504950022

Nina is a very sweet girl who loves to share her toys, until one day, that's put to the test by her very best friend, Rema. Rema wants to to play with her favorite doll, Ms. Wigglebottoms, but Nina can't handle sharing her. She wants to keep her all to herself. The problem is, Nina and Rema become very sad and the playdate isn't going as greatly as it started out. Nina does some self-reflection and realizes that if the world didn't share, it would be a very lonely place. Nina learns a valuable lesson and shares with her best friend, Rema.

An Absolutely Remarkable Thing

An Absolutely Remarkable Thing
Author: Hank Green
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2018-09-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1524743453

THE INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Sparkling with mystery, humor and the uncanny, this is a fun read. But beneath its effervescent tone, more complex themes are at play.” —San Francisco Chronicle In his wildly entertaining debut novel, Hank Green—cocreator of Crash Course, Vlogbrothers, and SciShow—spins a sweeping, cinematic tale about a young woman who becomes an overnight celebrity before realizing she's part of something bigger, and stranger, than anyone could have possibly imagined. The Carls just appeared. Roaming through New York City at three a.m., twenty-three-year-old April May stumbles across a giant sculpture. Delighted by its appearance and craftsmanship—like a ten-foot-tall Transformer wearing a suit of samurai armor—April and her best friend, Andy, make a video with it, which Andy uploads to YouTube. The next day, April wakes up to a viral video and a new life. News quickly spreads that there are Carls in dozens of cities around the world—from Beijing to Buenos Aires—and April, as their first documentarian, finds herself at the center of an intense international media spotlight. Seizing the opportunity to make her mark on the world, April now has to deal with the consequences her new particular brand of fame has on her relationships, her safety, and her own identity. And all eyes are on April to figure out not just what the Carls are, but what they want from us. Compulsively entertaining and powerfully relevant, An Absolutely Remarkable Thing grapples with big themes, including how the social internet is changing fame, rhetoric, and radicalization; how our culture deals with fear and uncertainty; and how vilification and adoration spring for the same dehumanization that follows a life in the public eye. The beginning of an exciting fiction career, An Absolutely Remarkable Thing is a bold and insightful novel of now.

Under A Dancing Star

Under A Dancing Star
Author: Laura Wood
Publisher: Scholastic UK
Total Pages: 257
Release: 2019-07-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 140719478X

In grey, 1930s England, Bea has grown up kicking against the conventions of the time, all the while knowing that she will one day have to marry someone her parents choose - someone rich enough to keep the family estate alive. But she longs for so much more - for adventure, excitement, travel, and maybe even romance. When she gets the chance to spend the summer in Italy with her bohemian uncle and his fianc_e, a whole world is opened up to Bea - a world that includes Ben, a cocky young artist who just happens to be infuriatingly handsome too. Sparks fly between the quick-witted pair until one night, under the stars, a challenge is set: can Bea and Ben put aside their teasing and have the perfect summer romance? With their new friends gleefully setting the rules for their fling, Bea and Ben can agree on one thing at least: they absolutely, positively will not, cannot fall in love... A long, hot summer of kisses and mischief unfolds - but storm clouds are gathering across Europe, and home is calling. Every summer has to end - but for Bea, this might be just the beginning.

The Best Pet of All

The Best Pet of All
Author: David LaRochelle
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2004-06-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0735230188

A little boy's mother won't let him have a dog. Dogs are too messy and too loud. But she says he can have a dragon for a pet - if he can find one. Enter the coolest - but naughtiest - pet ever. The dragon is messier and louder than any dog. And he will not leave. How will the boy ever get a dog now?

The Absolutely Positively Worst Man in England, Scotland and Wales

The Absolutely Positively Worst Man in England, Scotland and Wales
Author: Anne Stuart
Publisher:
Total Pages: 296
Release: 2020-08-18
Genre:
ISBN: 9781951309169

Kit Adderley is the worst man in England, a bored libertine who'll do anything to entertain himself, including kidnapping the strong-minded, freckled dab of a girl promised to his partner in crime.Bryony Marton is trapped in a quiet life and looking for escape, when her awful fiancé's best friend inadvertently offers it. Everything would be fine if he hadn't kidnapped her pretty young cousin as well. And now there's a handsome young Bow Street Runner chasing them..!On the road, Bryony embraces her freedom, and she's more than willing to embrace her captor, a man who kicks over convention and isn't nearly as bad as he and the rest of the world think he is, but now she has a new problem: how to convince the worst man in England, Scotland and Wales that he's the best man for her?