A Very Naughty Xmas

A Very Naughty Xmas
Author: Olivia Cunning
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 300
Release: 2012-12-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781481137287

This sexy anthology includes five stories written by some of the biggest names in erotic romance. Please enjoy, but sensitive readers beware, the contents may be so hot you get singed! SHARE ME by Olivia Cunning, NYT & USA Today Best-Selling Author Lindsey longs for an amazing Christmas Eve with her favorite band, Sole Regret, and spends one snowy night with two generous rock stars who love to share their gifts. JINGLE BALL by Cari Quinn, USA Today Best-Selling Author This Christmas, rocking the office holiday party has taken on a whole new meaning... LIGHT ME UP by Cherrie Lynn, NYT & USA Today Best-Selling Author She's dreaming of a little sparkle in her stocking this year. He's planning a night that's anything but silent... AN INDECENT PROPOSITION by Stephanie Julian Two men. One Woman. Half a million dollars. One very indecent proposition. CHRISTMAS IS COMING by Raven Morris The best gifts are all tied up with a bow...

Have You Been Naughty or Nice?

Have You Been Naughty or Nice?
Author: Ethan Long
Publisher: LB Kids
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2009-10-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0316086584

Ethan Long, author/illustrator of Tickle the Duck, Stop Kissing Me, and Duck's Not Afraid of the Dark, returns with yet another laugh riot novelty book for young children. In Have You Been Naughty or Nice? the duck excitedly awaits a visit from Santa Claus until he eats all of Santa's snacks and realizes he just put himself on the naughty list. But never fear, because the duck has a clever plan to get himself back on the nice list. This fourth book in Ethan Long's duck series features a cloth Santa cap on the cover and a fold-out letter to Santa, and is filled to the brim with holiday hilarity that will keep kids entertained for hours.

The Naughty List

The Naughty List
Author: Holly Lansley
Publisher:
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2019-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781788439275

A festive board book with a funny twist on the classic letter-to-Santa theme.

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
Author: Barbara Robinson
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
Total Pages: 60
Release: 1983
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 9780573617454

The six mean Herdman kids lie, steal, smoke cigars (even the girls) and then become involved in the community Christmas pageant.

Santa's Naughty Girls

Santa's Naughty Girls
Author: C. J. Edwards
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2017-10-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781979098991

A sizzling collection of 3 Santa Sex stories. Guaranteed to get you in the party mood! Santa Empties His Sack - Christmas Eve night and nothing stirred in the house - except Marianne! The pretty young housewife and mother just couldn't sleep. She and her husband had done the Santa thing and hit the sack but he had been snoring for hours and she just couldn't get off. Then a noise alerted her to the possibility of burglars. Unable to wake her husband, she tiptoed out herself... to be confronted by a very authentic Santa! He wasn't there just to leave presents for the kids though. Oh no, he had come for his own Christmas present - Marianne! Xmas Cums But Once a Year - Nicky had everything going for her: money, looks, health, intelligence, etc. Apart from one thing that was. There was no man in her life! Still, she looked forward to her annual trip to Santa's Grotto with her beloved nephew. This year was going to be different though, the grotto was so magical. So real! After little Jay had had a wonderful time with Santa, Nicky got a special invitation. Santa's grotto was opening for adults that evening. Or at least for selected adults! Nicky was curious enough to go along, unaware her life was about to change for good! 12 Horny Days of Xmas - A pretty, innocent young wife left on her own over the Xmas period. What is she to do? Then the presents start arriving; one for each of the twelve days running up to Christmas and each one more and more arousing. Chelsea is aroused and corrupted; each gift leading her further down a path she's unlikely to return from... a path than leads to some sort of climax on Christmas Day!

It's Christmas, David!

It's Christmas, David!
Author: David Shannon
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2016-09-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 133813776X

The bestselling star of No, David! turns Christmas traditions upside down with laugh-aloud humor. Readers of all ages will vividly remember trying to peek at hidden gift packages; writing scrolls of wish lists to Santa; and struggling to behave at formal Christmas dinner parties. Always in the background, we know Santa Claus is watching, soon to decide if David deserves a shiny new fire truck or a lump of coal under the tree. From playing with delicate ornaments to standing in an endlessly long line for Santa, here are common Christmas activities--but with David's naughty trimmings. A surefire hit that is destined to be an annual classic.

A Very Corona Christmas

A Very Corona Christmas
Author: Kelley Donner
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2020-10-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781733959551

What happens when world leaders cancel Christmas due to Covid19? Just as a shielding Santa decides he has no other choice but to furlough his elves until the pandemic is over, a bright, young elf brings him a letter that changes everything?A hilarious take on Christmas 2020 for children ages 5-8.

Only You Can Save Christmas!

Only You Can Save Christmas!
Author: Adam Wallace
Publisher: Sourcebooks Jabberwocky
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2017
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781492641360

Wink the Elf asks the reader's help to get Santa's present ready for Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve.

The Joyous Patriot

The Joyous Patriot
Author: David Verney
Publisher: Pen and Sword
Total Pages: 215
Release: 1989-03-27
Genre: History
ISBN: 1473815649

Ralph Verney was born in 1879. His grandfather, Sir Harry Verne, had married as his second wife, Parthenope, Sister of Florence Nightingale, who was Ralph's Godmother. In 1900 he joined the Riffle Brigade and was sent to South Africa where the Boer War was then in progress. A dutiful son, he wrote regularly to his parents, describing every detail of his daily life. Fortunately these letters have survived and have now been edited for publication by Ralph's own son, David. Quite apart from the intrinsic interest of what the letters actually say, they have another rarer quality, in that they lay bare the standards by which a young man of aristocratic birth was then guided. Old-fashioned they may sound, but not a few still regret their passing. In 1907 Ralph became ADC to Lord Chelmsford, then Governor of Queensland, and two years later falls in love and marries Nita Walker, daughter of a distinguished Australian banker and politician. Now some of Nita's letters enliven the correspondence and soon a baby is on the way. So too is the First World War and Ralph finds himself back with his regiment in France, where he has what must, ironically, be regarded as the good fortune of the wounded. At the end of his first volume we leave him on the road to recovery and to India where he will shortly rejoin Lord Chelmsford.

The Shrimp of the House Xmas Special

The Shrimp of the House Xmas Special
Author: Bo Reddington
Publisher: Bo Reddington
Total Pages: 101
Release: 2020-12-19
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN:

Volume 10 in the Shrimp of the House Series. The holidays are all about family, and the Smith Clan gets a little bigger this holiday season when Liz’s estranged brother, Michael, shows up to reconcile. But this is Shrimp of the House where Michael receives an introduction to the size changer. Then in a second, short story, the extended families come together for some holiday cheer where Aiden tells a short story about how he met “Santa” on Christmas Eve night last year.