A Vampire's Midlife Crisis

A Vampire's Midlife Crisis
Author: Valerie Twombly
Publisher: Valerie Twombly
Total Pages: 139
Release: 2022-09-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Her life wasn’t all bad until she woke up a vampire. Sabrina raised a daughter, started her own coffee shop, and bought her dream house in her hometown of New Orleans. If she had to complain about anything, it would be the seventh level of Hell hot flashes that come with being 53 years old. That is, until she wakes up a vampire. Her body has never been more perky and her hair is a dream. Problems? Several. A vampire shouldn’t have hot flashes, mood swings that rival a rollercoaster ride, and the urge to drop into a dead sleep at 9:00 pm. There is a God and he goes by the name of Christoph, the king of the New Orleans coven and a vampire who is hotter than her night sweats. Ready to jump his ancient bones, she manages self control. Barely. When she learns he can cure more than her animalistic urges, she will promise anything. Enter the misfits. A succubus kicked out of Hell, an old as dirt reaper, a purple dragon whose hiccups light eyebrows on fire, and a cute as can be pooch that’s really a Hellhound. All occupants of the B&B, Fangri-La and Sabrina’s job is to turn Christoph’s new acquisition into a thriving business. Holy hot flashes, she may have sunk her fangs into more than she can handle. Also available as audiobooks! Keywords: paranormal romance, steamy romance, paranormal romantic comedy, paranormal romantic comedy book, vampire romance comedy, vampire romance books for adults, vampire romance books, paranormal romance books for adults, paranormal romance adult, menopause humor, women’s humor

Vexed by Vampires: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel

Vexed by Vampires: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
Author: Margo Bond Collins
Publisher: Dangerous Words
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2023-06-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Vampires. Not the midlife crisis I expected. When I finally got around to dating after my jackhole of a husband walked out on my fortieth birthday, I thought personal grooming was my biggest worry. Until I went on a date with a vampire and ended up fighting for my life. Now I see magic—and danger—everywhere I look, and somehow I’m the one responsible for keeping everyone safe. It’s worse than being roped into heading a PTA committee. Well…maybe. Anyway, whatever happened to finding a teenage girl to be the Chosen One? Still, I’ll do whatever it takes to keep the people I love safe. I might even be willing to protect that jackhole ex. But only if I have to. Get your copy now!

Vampire's Desire

Vampire's Desire
Author: Jade Alters
Publisher: Untamed Love LLC
Total Pages: 159
Release: 2021-09-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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A vampire going gray. A mortician out to prove her worth. A magickal weapon with the power to defeat even the deadliest supernatural creatures. Although beautiful and seductive, Zona Alcaraz always felt overshadowed by her more serious and talented older sister, Arla. So when the opportunity presents itself to prove she’s more than just a pretty face, Zona jumps at the chance. Cruel and incredibly vain, Leontel de Belleudres is a vampire with an extremely unusual condition he’s spent hundreds of years hiding. He happens to be the very same villain her sister is hunting, and as luck would have it, he’s practically fallen in Zona’s lap. Are the vicious rumors of Leontel’s hideous crimes more truth or fiction? Zona’s about to get a very up-close and personal introduction to the man of mystery himself. Their passion is undeniable but Zona can't stop wondering if she can trust her own feelings, never mind his. Can Zona prevent a deadly weapon from falling into the wrong hands before she becomes a victim of fatal attraction? Vampire's Desire is a steamy Paranormal Romance with a HEA featuring a strong female heroine struggling with her sense of self who happens to find love in the unlikeliest of places. Filled with a mix of real and mythical references to the magical city of New Orleans, lovers of the Crescent City are guaranteed to be delighted. ***Previously published as Magical Midlife Mishap.*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Perfect for fans of K.F. Breene, Louisa West, Shannon Mayer, JL Wilder and Brenda Trim. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Keywords: paranormal romance, romantic books, romance ebooks, books to read and download, contemporary romance, paranormal romance books, ebooks romance, romance books for adults no cliffhangers, supernatural romance books, paranormal romance books full novel, steamy romance books, happily ever after, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, happy for now, HFN, witchcraft books, opposites attract, enemies to lovers, New Orleans, vampire books, werewolf romance, werewolf books, romantic comedy books, small town, forbidden love, shero, matriarch, family saga, family secrets, family drama, family feud, sibling romance novels, witch, psychic, vampire, matchmaker, new orleans, mermaid, werewolf, shifter, fantasy, matchmaking, demons,

Confessions of a Vampire's Girlfriend

Confessions of a Vampire's Girlfriend
Author: Katie Maxwell
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2010-11-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1101477903
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More information to be announced soon on this forthcoming title from Penguin USA.

The Vampire - Alien Chronicles

The Vampire - Alien Chronicles
Author: Ronald Wintrick
Publisher: Ronald Wintrick
Total Pages: 151
Release: 2011-11-16
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Only a blackbird girl can set her free…Envy is a lucky lady with a secret vice: she's one of the best thieves in the kingdom–something her current employer, the king himself, has no knowledge of. When one of her more audacious gambles gets her caught, Envy thinks her luck's run out. Infuriated, the king banishes her to Bran Tower, a haunted, forgotten prison of no escape.But, by day, a mysterious blackbird brings Envy crumbs of food–and, by night, the beautiful ghost Merle befriends her. Or so Envy thinks. When Merle, no ghost at all, reveals her terrible truth–cursed to spend daylight as a blackbird, night as the mortal woman she once was–Envy confesses, too: that she's fallen for the blackbird girl.But love has made them reckless in a forest of dangerous men. On the night of their planned escape, Merle is kidnapped by a band of brigands seeking the treasure of her father, the Blackbird King. Envy is brave but is now faced with an almost impossible task: to journey through the cursed forest in the hopes of saving her beloved Merle.

Psychic Vampires

Psychic Vampires
Author: Joe H. Slate
Publisher: Llewellyn Worldwide
Total Pages: 268
Release: 2002
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 9780738701912
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Consuming energy instead of blood, psychic vampires come in a variety of unsuspecting guises. This unique approach to the subject will introduce you to a trio of new thieves: group vampires, parasitic vampires, and global vampirism. Exploring environmental, developmental, and past-life factors, Psychic Vampires presents effective step-by-step empowerment procedures you can use to protect yourself and replenish your energy reserves. This practical guide offers: An exploration of previously unknown forms of psychic vampirism Methods to identify and counteract the effects of psychic attacks Thirteen photos illustrating the "Vampire Shadow Phenomenon," the "Halo Effect," and more A Seven-Day Psychic Protection Plan

Ready-Made Book Displays

Ready-Made Book Displays
Author: Nancy M. Henkel
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2011-07-13
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 1610691237
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Providing more than 50 fiction display descriptions, this book identifies themes for the entire year and includes titles for signage, annotated book lists, prop and material ideas, as well as photographs that show how to pull it all together. Proper library merchandising doesn't have to be prohibitively expensive, time-consuming, or constitute a huge headache. Ready-Made Book Displays explains the principles behind effective displays and presents a wide variety of ready-made book displays that can be easily replicated, providing catchy titles, materials and props lists, reproducible hand-outs, and photographs to guide librarians in quickly assembling successful displays. These display ideas can be utilized in several different venues—in-shelf, point-of-checkout, display case, and others—and can be targeted to coincide with events, holidays, and celebrations, as well as for general book promotion. Each of the 55 fiction displays includes a prop idea list, a related Dewey subject list, media tie-ins, and an annotated and reproducible booklist. It's everything the busy librarian needs to create appealing, successful book displays—all contained in one handy guidebook.

The Vampire of Montana

The Vampire of Montana
Author: Susan Copperfield
Publisher: Pen & Page Publishing
Total Pages: 279
Release: 2023-04-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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As a member of the RPS, Daphne Niell, also known as the Vampire of Montana, lives to serve. On a good day, she hunts terrorists and eliminates them before they can strike. On a bad one, His Royal Majesty of Montana, also known as her twerp of a cousin, sends her overseas to play nice with foreign monarchs. Upon landing in Spain, the Vampire of Montana learns she’s been played, and her first job involves securing the life and liberty of everyone in a busy airport. To do her job, she needs more than just an excuse: she needs a partner. Selecting a tall, dark, and handsome stranger from the ticketing line to become an unwitting accomplice in her plans isn’t her style, but desperate times call for drastic measures. What she doesn’t know might kill them both and forever change the course of the Royal States and the world.

The Vampire Path to God! My Desperate Plan to Contact God

The Vampire Path to God! My Desperate Plan to Contact God
Author: Spiro Hamilton
Publisher: Magus Books
Total Pages: 71
Release:
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN:
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Don't you get exasperated, furious even, about why "God" is so confusing? Why are there so many different religions and spiritual systems, all saying completely different things? How are we supposed to discover the truth of God? Doesn't it drive you crazy? Doesn't it make you desperate to get to the bottom of it all? There must be a way to find the right answer. It surely wasn't supposed to be this difficult. Something's getting in the way, blocking our path to God. It's as if there's some kind of forcefield standing between God and us. Maybe we could call it the Devil Field, or the field of fake news and false information. It takes something drastic to break on through to the other side, but how on earth did I end up using "vampires" to talk to God? You definitely can't get any more drastic and desperate than that. My idea for getting the dope on God was in fact inspired by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, hence why this is about the vampire route to God. My plan was simple. To extract God from the Bible by scanning it into my computer, and then get God to answer my questions. What could possibly go wrong with that?

Called by the Vampire - Book 3

Called by the Vampire - Book 3
Author: V. Vaughn
Publisher: Sugarloaf Press
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2020-11-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Maggie was supposed to be dead. But Sebastian stepped in at the last minute to change her life forever, and now Maggie has to face instincts and handle evils she never wanted. Sebastian thought he was saving her, but the reality may be that he’s thrust her into a world she feels is worse than hell. Lyndsey publicly steps into her role as a Princess and discovers it’s no fairy tale. She’s faced with a challenge that defies all the rules she used to know. In an instant, her moral compass has to change because her first act as Princess sets the course for centuries as the future Queen of the O’Kelly kingdom. romantic suspense, new adult, love triangle, vampire romance