A Silly Girl

A Silly Girl
Author: Neo Olin
Publisher: Neo Olin Publications
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2024-08-31
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1662945434

I died today. Or was it yesterday? Perhaps tomorrow—same difference now. Every breath and every step—they’ve all led me to where the sun doesn’t shine and the wind doesn’t blow. Life seems different from up here—almost…beautiful—pleasure and pain, joy and suffering—our every hue painted as one stroke across the canvas of eternity. I used to imagine myself reliving those days of yore in a way different than I had—better, and without flaw. But now I see, clear as day, there was only ever one path for me—from the first star to the last flickering now to faintest dust, time was but a lens through which us tainted specks could perceive a destiny already passed. There is a solace then, in knowing that I was but a crackle in the fires of a charred life, burnt away before even setting aflame.

Funny Girl

Funny Girl
Author: Betsy Bird
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2018-05-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0147517834

Funny Girl is a collection of uproarious stories, rollicking comics, rib-tickling wit, and more, from 25 of today’s funniest female writers for kids. What could be funnier than family? Read stories about Ursula Brown's grandmother driving her on a road trip to disaster, Lisa Brown's little brother getting a Tic-Tac stuck up his nose, and Carmen Agra Deedy's mom setting the bathtub on fire. What could be funnier than friends? Pretty much nothing, as Rita Williams-Garcia shows two besties hatching a bird-brained scheme to get on to a TV talk show, and Deborah Underwood introduces a dynamic dog-and-cat duo teaming up on a pet advice column. What could be funnier than YOU? Tell your future with Mad Libs, discover your Chinese Zodiac sign with Lenore Look, and learn the best tricks of the comedy trade from professional humorists like Adrianne Chalepah and Delaney Yeager. With clever contributions from award-winning and bestselling authors including Cece Bell, Sophie Blackall, Libba Bray, Shannon Hale, Lisa Graff, and Raina Telgemeier, this anthology of funny girls will make you laugh until you cry. Or cry until you laugh. Or maybe you won't cry at all. Either way, you'll definitely laugh. Funny Girl isn’t just an anthology: it’s a cause, a mission, a movement. Girls are funny. Now it’s time for the world to know it.

Girls are Silly

Girls are Silly
Author: Ogden Nash
Publisher:
Total Pages: 40
Release: 1962
Genre: Children's poetry
ISBN:

A poem about two boys discovering that girls are not always silly.

Funny Girl

Funny Girl
Author: Nick Hornby
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 329
Release: 2015-02-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0698170490

A brilliant novel about a woman determined to make a name for herself as a sitcom star in 1960's London from the bestselling author of Dickens and Prince, High Fidelity and About a Boy Funny Girl is a lively account of the adventures of the intrepid young Sophie Straw as she navigates her transformation from provincial ingénue to television starlet amid a constellation of delightful characters. Insightful and humorous, Funny Girl does what Nick Hornby does best: endears us to a cast of characters who are funny if flawed, and forces us to examine ourselves in the process.

Silly Lilly and the Four Seasons

Silly Lilly and the Four Seasons
Author: Agnès Rosenstiehl
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2008-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0979923816

Follows a young girl named Lilly as she enjoys different activities during each season of the year, from dancing in the park in the spring to throwing snowballs in the winter.

Top Farming Girl’s Silly Husband

Top Farming Girl’s Silly Husband
Author: Xi Zi
Publisher: Funstory
Total Pages: 666
Release: 2020-10-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1636890091

Once transmigrated to the ancient era, he became an unloved and unloved little pawn. He sold her a few taels of silver to be a fool's wife. If it's raining, then so be it. It's better to protect her and love her than to let those black-hearted people take care of her. Ye Zichen rolled up his sleeves and started to get rich. It wasn't easy for him to live a fulfilling life, how could this fool not be stupid ...

The Ultimate Girls' Body Book

The Ultimate Girls' Body Book
Author: Walt Larimore, MD
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Total Pages: 264
Release: 2013-12-24
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0310739829

Because Growing Up Shouldn’t Be a Mystery Girls’ bodies do the craziest things! They can kick soccer balls and spin perfect pirouettes, or they can trip up the stairs and break out in zits. As you grow and your body goes through some pretty wild changes, you might be wondering things like: Why don’t I look like her? I have to use that? Is this normal? And, Why is this happening to me? The Ultimate Body Book for Girls answers all those awkward questions you’d rather not ask your mom—at least out loud. Mixing fun with great advice, you’ll learn about bras, boys, periods, pimples, and so much more. Most importantly, you’ll learn that God made you exactly the way he wants you—no matter how weird growing up can be.

Silly Milly

Silly Milly
Author: Wendy Cheyette Lewison
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2010
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0545068592

A Level 1 easy reader with a great title, great game, and great illustrator This delightful, rhyming easy reader is one big riddle. Miss Milly likes green but not red, butter but not bread, seeds but not flowers, and umbrellas but not showers. Readers are invited to guess why Miss Milly likes what she does. The answer? She likes double letters Whacky illustrations by Nadine Bernard Westcott will make this an easy-to-read favorite

The Funny Little Woman

The Funny Little Woman
Author: Arlene Mosel
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 42
Release: 1993-02-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0140547533

In this Caldecott Medal-winning tale set in Old Japan, a lively little woman who loves to laugh pursues her runaway dumpling—and must outwit the wicked three-eyed oni when she lands in their clutches. “The pictures are in perfect harmony with the humorous mood of the story. . . . It’s all done with a commendable amount of taste, imagination, and style.”—School Library Journal (starred review) “A beautifully convincing tale.”—The New York Times Book Review “Using elements of traditional Japanese art, the illustrator has made marvelously imaginative pictures.”—The Horn Book “Lent’s pictures are a lively blend of finely detailed, delicate drawings and rip-roaring good humor.”—The Boston Globe “A good read-aloud with lots of suspense.”—Learning Awards: ALA Notable Children’s Book Child Study Association Book of the Year The Horn Book Fanfare

The Awesomest, Randomest Book Ever

The Awesomest, Randomest Book Ever
Author: Mary Richards Beaumont
Publisher: American Girl Publishing Incorporated
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014
Genre: Formulas, recipes, etc
ISBN: 9781609584597

"So what's this book about anyway? Well, it's about baby animals, fun crafts, and delicious recipes. It's about using your imagination, learning stuff, and solving problems. It's also about science. And room decorating. It's got weird jokes and pictures of goats. Basically, it's totally random--just like you!"--Page [4] of cover.