A Married Man's Survival Guide

A Married Man's Survival Guide
Author: David Plante
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2010-11-17
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781453706299

A Married Man's Survival Guide is a straight-shooting, no-nonsense guide to what it takes to thrive and prosper as a man in a long-term committed relationship. Based on the guidance of "masters" who have 30 or more years of committed married life, the Guide takes men through such things as preparing for life in this wilderness called marriage to your personal "fitness" routine to ensure lasting success. Along the way, the Guide deals with handling your wife's emotions, dealing with her "upsets" and even walks men through such touchy subjects as separation, divorce and affairs. The concluding chapter contains "250 things you can do to bring a smile to her face" and is based on a challenge the authors gave a men's class they were teaching. The editor writes, "Smartly written as a jungle survival manual, the Guide relies on generous doses of tongue-in-cheek humor to move the reader along at a comfortable pace with plenty of been-there-done-that candid anecdotes add appeal and credibility."

The Married Man's Survival Guide

The Married Man's Survival Guide
Author: Dennis Dziedzic
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2021-08-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9780578978321

For far too long, married men have been left out in the cold to fend for themselves in their marriages. Too often, men feel that they have to choose between being a "good" husband and being a good man. No matter what you choose, you'll still be faced with the same dangers inherent in married life. They are many, but they all have the same outcome-a weakening masculinity, which will deliver the marriage to an eventual dead bedroom. What if there was a 3rd choice? A choice that would cultivate a healthy manliness which you could apply to the marriage?It would involve successfully navigating the dangers of marriage. For that, you'll need a guide. And that's just what you'll find inside: A comprehensive explanation of 9 of the most perilous hazards to your masculinity, along with mindsets, strategies, and tactics to help you overcome them and make your marriage into something wonderful.Into a sanctuary of healthy communication and deep intimacy.

The Ex-Wife's Survival Guide

The Ex-Wife's Survival Guide
Author: Debby Holt
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2010-03-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1849831718

Two months before Sarah's twin sons leave home for their gap year travel, her husband Andrew, a keen amateur thespian, announces that he's leaving her for his leading lady. Happily married for the past twenty years, Sarah has no idea how to fill her empty house, her empty days, nor play the role of discarded wife. As Sarah is to discover, the way forward is strewn with hazards and humiliations. If she is not to be bludgeoned to pieces, she must acquire skills for survival ... fast. Happily for Sarah, help (and hindrance!) is at hand in the form of well-meaning neighbours, a misbehaved mongrel, an eventful trip to Majorca, an unassuming plumber, and an unwelcome role as Mrs De Winter in the forthcoming Ambercross Players' production of Rebecca. In this wickedly funny and hugely entertaining comedy of manners, life in a small Wiltshire village is exposed with a highly infectious sense of humour and a devastatingly accurate eye for detail. The sparkling comedy romance from the much-loved, bestselling author of Recipe for Scandal. If you love Wendy Holden, Elizabeth Buchan, Katie Fforde and Catherine Alliott, make Debby Holt your next read! What everyone is saying about The Ex-Wife's Survival Guide: ‘Thoroughly enjoyable ... Had me smiling from start to finish’ Erica James ‘I absolutely love this book. It is as funny as it is wise and I couldn’t put it down’ Katie Fforde ‘A wickedly comical read’ Heat ‘From the author of the superb Ex-Wife’s Survival Guide comes another wicked treat’ Daily Mirror ‘This fast-paced romantic comedy is perfect bad-weather escapism’ She ‘Clever and surprising’ Daily Mail ‘Laced with wise and witty humour this is great fun’ Woman ‘A deliciously funny, gently ironic novel, Jane Austen-like in its elegance and playfulness’ Women’s Weekly

Marriage Rules!

Marriage Rules!
Author: Ryan O’Quinn
Publisher: BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC
Total Pages: 157
Release: 2015-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1424550939

Stand By Your Manhood

Stand By Your Manhood
Author: Peter Lloyd
Publisher: Biteback Publishing
Total Pages: 254
Release: 2016-07-07
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1849548528

DAILY MAIL BOOK OF THE WEEK Men must be the worst oppressors in history - we pay the most taxes, get the least support and play longer matches at Wimbledon for no extra money. We're also more likely to be homeless, circumcised, attacked, jailed, drafted, under-educated, short-changed in parenthood and shafted by divorce. Oh, and to top it all, we die sooner. Despite this, feminists still assert we live in a patriarchy and give us a hard time. Fortunately, Peter Lloyd is here to offer a reality check in this long-overdue lad bible. Part polemic, part toolkit for the modern man, Stand By Your Manhood answers all the burning questions facing the brotherhood today, including: Should we fund the first date? Is penis size a political issue? Are we sexist if we enjoy pornography? Why isn't there a men's minister? Politically incorrect, fearless and laugh-out-loud funny, this is the deliciously provocative book that gives blokes their balls back.

The Divorced Men's Survival Guide

The Divorced Men's Survival Guide
Author: Greg Fisher
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2013-01-19
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781482004854

The Divorced Men's Survival Guide is valuable and entertaining reference for the newly divorced man. It covers everything from living on your own to dating on a dime. The controversial chapter, “How to get laid” returns the single man's confidence by giving him helpful advice on how to get women to be more attracted to him. This book also reassures him that is not alone during this chapter in his life.

The Single Girl's Guide to Marrying a Man, His Kids, and His Ex-Wife

The Single Girl's Guide to Marrying a Man, His Kids, and His Ex-Wife
Author: Sally Bjornsen
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 257
Release: 2005-04-05
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1440625271

A funny, honest, and empathetic resource for the novice stepmother on maintaining sanity, solving hair-raising identity issues, regaining a sense of humor, and surviving what you did for love.... What happens when the honeymoon comes to a screeching halt and you're faced with a houseful of rambunctious children, an ever-present ex-wife, and a new husband trying to balance the chaos? This helpful guide includes advice on: • The kids: Adjusting to suspicion, resentment, and biological-parent loyalties • The ex-wife: Living calmly alongside her, whether she's a psycho or the perfect mother • The holidays: Accommodating old family traditions and developing new ones • The sex: Keeping love alive through the kids' bed-wettings and nightmares • The finances: Building safety nets and avoiding financial disasters • The urge to be evil: Accepting it, and then stopping yourself from saying something you'll regret—to him, the kids, or her • Plus an invaluable list of resources, websites, publications, and organizations specifically for the new stepmother

Life Sentence

Life Sentence
Author: Jeffrey Duke Smith
Publisher:
Total Pages: 94
Release: 2014-07-02
Genre: HUMOR
ISBN: 9781935170273

THE FIRST THING THEY PRONOUNCE YOU IN LIFE IS HUSBAND AND WIFE. THE NEXT THING IS DEAD. Up till now, preparing for marriage was a lot like preparing for death: You didn't know what was ahead and there was nothing you could do about it anyway! LIFE SENTENCE changes all that with honest, guy-to-guy advice and counsel. Think of it this way: It's like getting your grubby hands on the other team's playbook before the big game. Which is why it's the one book they -- girlfriends, fiancees, and divorce lawyers -- don't want you to read. You'll gain valuable insights into: BEING ENGAGED: It's the romantic equivalent of being in cyberspace. The ring is like signing a lease with an option to buy. FIDELITY: If you think that fidelity is a raw deal, remember that she made the same deal. With you. You're the last guy she gets. GOLF: Never, ever play with her.

A Husband's Survival Guide

A Husband's Survival Guide
Author: C Scott Litch
Publisher:
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2019-08-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781977209719

What if husbands had a guidebook relatively simple to understand and apply? A husband of over 28 years offers humorous observations and sound tactics, essentially a field guide, on how to survive a marriage and most importantly to avoid being "dumped on" by your wife for your many real and perceived shortcomings as a husband. Tens of millions of unsuspecting husbands walk around without a clue as to what to do, what just happened, and why am I in the doghouse again with my wife? This book will teach husbands the hidden pathway to a happy, successful marriage. This book offers practical strategies and solutions to a variety of sources of marital friction: relatives, children, pets, budgets, household chores, sex drive, etc. At the most fundamental level, a husband want a wife who is a life-time companion, soul mate, and best friend who will more than occasionally have sex with him. This book will help a husband achieve this success. If the husband won't read the book, then his wife can read it to him while he's watching the MLB Network.