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| Author | : Stik |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 128 |
| Release | : 2003-02-01 |
| Genre | : English wit and humor, Pictorial |
| ISBN | : 9781840243499 |
From the creator of the critically acclaimed 101 Uses for a Pair of Bollocks comes this hilarious, fully illustrated sequel. Take a peek into the world of fancy-dress bollocks, bollock accessories and hairstyles, and films such as ET: The Extra Testicle, and Gonad the Barbarian.
| Author | : V.S. Matyushenkov |
| Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 580 |
| Release | : 2010-01-30 |
| Genre | : Reference |
| ISBN | : 145003246X |
The Dictionary Of Americanisms, Canadianisms, Briticisms and Australianisms is a complete, modern, and comprehensive dictionary featuring a large word list of more than 20000 entries. The purpose of this book is to provide a generous sampling of words and expressions of the various spheres of life in the USA, Great Britain, Australia and Canada during the last centuries. The dictionary also features a collection of slang and colloquial expressions in these four countries in the twentieth century. It has a clear, easy-to-use format and is ideal for students, schools, libraries, tourists and anyone who is interested in varieties of English spoken in major English-speaking countries.
| Author | : Mark Goldbridge |
| Publisher | : Random House |
| Total Pages | : 194 |
| Release | : 2024-08-01 |
| Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
| ISBN | : 1529920167 |
It doesn't really matter who you support. Football is a cruel, cruel game. All of us fans have had moments of shock, disappointment, and feeling like a right knobhead. We want our teams to play like winners who’ll fight for the badge to their last breath. More often, there's so many clowns on the pitch we think the circus is in town. We've endured abject surrenders in the pissing down rain, watched multi-millionaire managers lose the plot, and signed players who couldn't pass a parcel, all to the sound of Michael Owen's 'expert' analysis. Season after bloody season. It stings so much your team might as well be sponsored by Dettol. Why do we do it to ourselves? There’s a lot to love I guess. Nothing will ever emulate the high that a major win or seeing your team lift a trophy brings. Take Manchester United winning the treble: footballing perfection. And nothing else will ever come close. Life doesn’t get any better than that. As I talk you through everything from transfers to trophies to touchline tantrums, join me as I give my definitive take on football. There's a lot to get through, so take my hand like an over-eager mascot and walk with me out of the tunnel into the glaring floodlights of what it means to be a fan... ...and how to survive it.
| Author | : Jeffrey Roy Byrne |
| Publisher | : Paragon Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 282 |
| Release | : 2021-01-25 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1782227954 |
Growing up in a hurry is the second book of the Meccano Apprentice trilogy and the next stage in the adolescent race to reach adulthood - that glorious, magical world of love, fun, freedom and ... responsibility and National Service.
| Author | : Bridget Jones |
| Publisher | : 真源有限公司 |
| Total Pages | : 87 |
| Release | : 2023-05-05 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : |
"Speak like an english native speaker" is a comprehensive guide to the idioms and expressions that are commonly used in the English language. This book provides readers with a wealth of knowledge about the meanings and origins of idiomatic expressions, which are an important part of everyday communication in the UK. The book is divided into sections that cover different topics, such as animals, food and drink, sports and games, and emotions. Each section contains a large number of idioms that are arranged in alphabetical order for easy reference. The authors provide a clear explanation of the meaning of each idiom, as well as examples of how the idiom is used in context. In addition to the idioms themselves, the book also includes information about their origins and history. The authors provide interesting and informative background information about the idioms, which helps readers to understand their meaning and use. "Speak like an english native speaker" is an excellent resource for anyone who is interested in improving their understanding of the English language. It is particularly useful for students who are learning English as a second language, as well as for native English speakers who want to expand their vocabulary and improve their communication skills. "Speak like an english native speaker" is a well-written and comprehensive guide to the idiomatic expressions that are commonly used in the UK. It is an essential resource for anyone who wants to improve their understanding of the English language and communicate more effectively in everyday situations.
| Author | : Dave Franklin |
| Publisher | : Baby Ice Dog Press |
| Total Pages | : 529 |
| Release | : 2013-12-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Welcome. Come amuse yourself in the company of slime-dripping vagina jaws, Aboriginal ABBA tribute bands and Deliverance-quoting parrots. This trio of politically incorrect comedies, which bleakly focus on male inadequacy and misogyny, will introduce you to a bunch of chronic misfits kicking around Wales, Australia and South Korea. But be warned - you may grow to like some of them. Just make sure you don't leave this little encyclopaedia of dysfunction on your maiden aunt's chair... Book 1: Looking For Sarah Jane Smith Marty's living in a Welsh town he hates, doing a job he's lost interest in and so bored he can't even be bothered with sex. But a new life beckons in Australia. It's also a chance to get away from his stupid mates, the loveable loser John and the ultra-macho Wasp Boy. Maybe he'll even meet an exquisite girl like his Doctor Who heroine, Sarah Jane Smith, and live happily ever after... Looking for Sarah Jane Smith - For anyone who suspects life's a bit rubbish. Part road trip and part celebration of idiotic male friendship, Looking for Sarah Jane Smith is sure to strike a chord with those who appreciate The Inbetweeners, Peep Show and Bill Hicks. Book 2: Manic Streets of Perth Perth. It's thousands of miles from anywhere, it's got a rubbish Bell Tower and not enough of the laidback locals are being eaten by sharks. Well, that's what expat reporter Paul Lewis thinks, but after a lonely Manic Street Preachers fan reveals her disastrously unlucky life suddenly nothing's the same... Manic Streets of Perth - Where a snake-wielding robber is just the start of your troubles. Gentler and warmer than Dave Franklin's other novels, Manic Streets of Perth is an easy to read comedy. Book 3: English Toss on Planet Andong Every year thousands of people travel to faraway lands to teach English as a foreign language. The fools. One such expat is Paul Taylor, a heartbroken Aussie looking for a fresh start in a South Korean classroom. The lack of training isn't much of a help, but it's the baffling natives and unhinged flatmates that really start to convince him he's crash-landed in another galaxy... Packed with over the top characters, English Toss is a demented sitcom of a novel that revels in the extremes of expat dislocation. Total length: 240,000 words.
| Author | : Stephen Clarke |
| Publisher | : Bloomsbury Publishing USA |
| Total Pages | : 418 |
| Release | : 2007-07-10 |
| Genre | : Travel |
| ISBN | : 1596911913 |
A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West mutates into a Parisian waiter and, on a return visit to Britain, witnesses the full horror of a British office party through Parisian eyes, all the while continuing his search for the perfect French mademoiselle, in the whimsical sequel to A Year in the Merde. Reprint.
| Author | : Steve Bracken |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 290 |
| Release | : 2018-03 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0244671702 |
Steve, a squaddie, is on a physical, mental, and spiritual path, where guides help him in his search for peace and freedom. Steve is transformed from a squaddie trying to do the right thing to a participant in dangerous counter-terrorism operations, where rules and collateral damage are a personal choice. Counter-terrorism operations take him from diving in Greece and the UK to Syrian war zones. PTSD, surveillance - events shocking and sad - mixed with black humour, create dilemmas he can't turn his back on. He tries to do the right thing, but collateral damage becomes a matter of personal choice where core values are challenged. In the end - your decision. What would you do? Through it all, a beautiful yacht called Eleftharia (Freedom), escorted by dolphins, reveals life as it could be.
| Author | : Jayne Belinda Allen |
| Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
| Total Pages | : 277 |
| Release | : 2014-09-16 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1496988302 |
Jeff is a very innocent funny Penis. His Maverick personality gets him into all sorts of adventures, quandaries, and between him and Hedgy gets into all kinds of trouble. Follow his journey of intrigue and historical interest. They marvel at where there at and in awe of where they are going but mostly fascinated by how they get from one place to another by on the spot decisions. It is a very comical, argumentative relationship and fallouts are not an option for either of them. FOR ADULTS ONLY!
| Author | : Colin Coulter |
| Publisher | : Manchester University Press |
| Total Pages | : 370 |
| Release | : 2019-07-04 |
| Genre | : Social Science |
| ISBN | : 1526114232 |
This volume brings together a range of writers from different academic disciplines and different locations to provide an engaging and accessible critical exploration of one of the most revered and reviled bands in the history of popular music. The essays collated here locate The Clash in their own explosive cultural moment of punk's year zero and examine how the group speaks from beyond the grave to the uncanny parallels of other moments of social and political crisis. In addition, the collection considers the impact of the band in a range of different geopolitical contexts, with various contributors exploring what the band meant in settings as diverse as Italy, England, Northern Ireland, Australia and the United States. The diverse essays gathered in Working for the clampdown cast a critical light on both the cultural legacy and contemporary resonance of one of the most influential bands ever to have graced a stage.
