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| Author | : Jimmy Niro |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 113 |
| Release | : 2020-05-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1728205301 |
The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
| Author | : Caralyn M. Buehner |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2019-08-20 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0525554688 |
The snowmen are getting their Halloween costumes ready for the latest picture book in this New York Times bestselling series. Have you ever built a snowman and discovered the next day that his grin has gotten a little crooked, or his tree-branch arms have moved? And you've wondered . . . what do snowmen do when we're not watching? After an early snowfall, a few kids build some snowmen before going trick-or-treating. And when the kids go off to bed, the snowmen have their own Halloween festival! There's candy and apple-bobbing and costume contests and all sorts of autumn activities. When the kids wake up the next morning, the snowmen are gone... but they've left a very special message behind.
| Author | : John Pfeiffer |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 224 |
| Release | : 2011-03-18 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 144050962X |
There are approximately 3,712 ways for a guy to look stupid during pregnancy - this book's here to help you avoid all(most) of them. And here's your first hint: Focus on what you can be doing for her rather than what's happening to her. She's pregnant. She knows that. You know that. And her 152 baby books tell her exactly what she can expect. Your job is to learn what you can do between the stick turning blue and the drive to the delivery room to make the next nine months go as smoothly as possible. That's where John Pfeiffer steps in. Like any good coach, he's been through it. He's dealt with the morning sickness and doctor visits, painting the baby's nursery and packing the overnight bag, choosing a name, hospital, and the color of the car-seat cover. All the while he remained positive and responsive - there with a "You're beautiful" when necessary - but assertive during the decision-making process (he didn't want to wind up with a kid named Percy). And now it's your turn. She might be having the baby, but you have plenty of responsibilities.
| Author | : Bimisi Tayanita |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2016-12-01 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781946178039 |
Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
| Author | : Lisa See |
| Publisher | : Vintage |
| Total Pages | : 466 |
| Release | : 2012-02-07 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0307950395 |
In 1867, Lisa See's great-great-grandfather arrived in America, where he prescribed herbal remedies to immigrant laborers who were treated little better than slaves. His son Fong See later built a mercantile empire and married a Caucasian woman, in spite of laws prohibiting interracial marriage. Lisa herself grew up playing in her family's antiques store in Los Angeles's Chinatown, listening to stories of missionaries and prostitutes, movie stars and Chinese baseball teams. With these stories and her own years of research, Lisa See chronicles the one-hundred-year-odyssey of her Chinese-American family, a history that encompasses racism, romance, secret marriages, entrepreneurial genius, and much more, as two distinctly different cultures meet in a new world.
| Author | : Wanda Gág |
| Publisher | : Coward McCann |
| Total Pages | : 40 |
| Release | : 1929 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
The Funny Thing is an "aminal" who eats nothing but dolls until the good little man of the mountains gets him to taste the jum jills.
| Author | : Chris Pegula |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 226 |
| Release | : 2017-05-09 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 0143110268 |
Dude, you're a dad now! Picking up where From Dude to Dad left off, author and founder of the popular Diaper Dude parenting brand Chris Pegula dives into the first two years of parenting and furthers his deeply held belief that you don't have to lose yourself when you become a father. Once again written in Pegula's everyman voice and filled with humorous takes on fatherhood from the front lines, the book is an easy-to-read resource for new dads, combining hard-won lessons learned, pitfalls to avoid, and practical advice from a dude who hasn't lost his identity (or his sanity). Filled with useful information, hilarious stories of dad madness, a little psychology and science, and engaging sidebars, Diaper Dude covers everything from bonding, babyproofing, and when you'll have sex again to toddlerhood, tantrums, and tag-teaming with your partner to cover all the bases while staying (somewhat) sane. **Winner, Family Choice Award! **Winner, National Parenting Product Award!
| Author | : Armin A. Brott |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 304 |
| Release | : 2005 |
| Genre | : Father and child |
| ISBN | : 9781845330934 |
Brott charts the physical, intellectual, verbal and emotional changes the child is going through, provides suggestions for activities suitable for each stage, and covers such issues as saving for a child's future and how to choose child care.
| Author | : Jann Huizenga |
| Publisher | : OXFORD University Press |
| Total Pages | : 76 |
| Release | : 2004-01-01 |
| Genre | : English language |
| ISBN | : 9780194244428 |
'Let's go see the West,' said Pa. 'The land is flat and the grass grows thick and high. Animals run freely and there are no settlers. Only Indians live there.'So, more than a hundred years ago, the Ingalls family went by covered wagon into Kansas - Indian Territory. This is the true story of how they lived in those exciting, difficult, and sometimes dangerous, times.
| Author | : Julian Scutts |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 166 |
| Release | : 2016-03-29 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1365006824 |
As though we did not have enough gloom and doom talk already!2016 has not exactly got off to a good start. However, perhaps if we read between the lines, we may detect signs of hope.
