The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!
Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press Limited
Total Pages: 49
Release: 2024-05-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1787612791

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

The Football Jokes and Quiz Book for Kids

The Football Jokes and Quiz Book for Kids
Author: M. Prefontaine
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2018-10-31
Genre:
ISBN: 9781729633281

A fun book for football mad kids. Loads of jokes and fun and a tough Premier League quiz to test themselves and their family and friends on their favourite League

Football Jokes

Football Jokes
Author: Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2014-06-05
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1447259831

Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

Sports Jokes, Riddles, and Games

Sports Jokes, Riddles, and Games
Author: Anne-Marie Rodger
Publisher: No Kidding!
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780778723905

What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball! When your team is down and out, sometimes the only thing you have is humor. Using sports jokes, puns, riddles, and rhymes, this riotous book helps readers learn how to understand the culture of humor and how to use it in their own writing.

One Great Game

One Great Game
Author: Don Wallace
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 323
Release: 2007-11-01
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 1416586415

For more than a century, no Number 1 and Number 2 high schoolfootball team had ever met -- until October 6, 2001 One Great Game This is the story of two teams -- Concord De La Salle, a private Catholic school in an upscale Northern California suburb, and Long Beach Poly, a proud public institution from a blue-collar SoCal seaport -- striving to achieve the same goal: the all-American dream. In this supercharged account of the first-ever national high-school championship game, acclaimed sports journalist -- and former Poly varsity football player -- Don Wallace goes out onto the field and straight into the heart of each team. One Great Game offers a rare look at the world of young-adult sportsmanship, featuring up-close and personal interviews with the team players and their families, coaches and cheerleaders, rabid fans and sworn enemies. The result is a powerful piece of sports literature in the tradition of the classic Friday Night Lights. More than a book about football, One Great Game is an engaging cultural history about twenty-first-century American life.

Sports Are Fantastic Fun!

Sports Are Fantastic Fun!
Author: Ole Könnecke
Publisher: Gecko Press (Tm)
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2018
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1776572017

"Experience the highs and lows in this collection of sports from around the world for armchair players, small and big."--Back cover.

The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever

The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever
Author: Cider Mill Press,
Publisher: Applesauce Press
Total Pages: 529
Release: 2024-07-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1400341752

Get ready to laugh nonstop with hundreds of classic knock-knock jokes, silly one-liners, and hilarious puns sure to tickle your funny bone. From silly wordplay to treacherous tongue twisters, this humongous book has something for every kind of jokester. Never get tired of the same old jokes again. Jam packed with thousands of the funniest jokes, these goofy gags will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Including: Where did Sir Lancelot go to pay his parking tickets? Knight court. What does the Abominable Snowman get if he stays out in the sun too long? Freezer burn. Why did the pirate join a health club? He wanted to be in ship shape. What’s a Scarecrow's favorite fruit? Strawberries! Kid-friendly content makes this a must-have for your family's bookshelf. So, what are you waiting for? Start laughing with The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever!

The Most Ginormous Joke Book in the Universe!

The Most Ginormous Joke Book in the Universe!
Author: The Laugh Factory,
Publisher: Applesauce Press
Total Pages: 528
Release: 2012-04-17
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1604332654

The biggest joke book on the market gets a ginormous companion! Just in case the massive collection of jokes featured in the bestselling The Biggest Joke Book Ever, No Kidding wasn’t enough, this hugely humorous companion includes more than five thousand additional goofy gags, clever comebacks, and treacherous tongue twisters along with riddles, one-liners, puns, and more. Up to date and brimming with hilarity, the contents of this indispensible comedy resource will have readers laughing nonstop.

The War on Football

The War on Football
Author: Daniel Flynn
Publisher: Regnery Publishing
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2013-08-19
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 1621571556

We've all been hearing rumors about sacking America's beloved game of football—and it's time someone spoke out against the witch hunt. In The War on Football: Saving America's Game, Dan Flynn debunks the haters and tells us why America needs football.

Football and American Identity

Football and American Identity
Author: Frank Hoffmann
Publisher: Routledge
Total Pages: 266
Release: 2013-10-08
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1135427216

Learn the value of football to American society No sport reflects the American value system like football. Visitors to the United States need only watch a game or two to learn all they need to know about the American way of life and the beliefs, attitudes, and concerns of American society. Football and American Identity examines the social conditions and cultural implications found in the football subculture, represented by core values such as competition, conflict, diversity, power, economic success, fair play, liberty, and patriotism. This unique book goes beyond the standard fare on football strategy and history, or the biographies of famous players and coaches, to analyze the reasons why the game is the essence of the American spirit. Author Gerhard Falk, Professor of Sociology at the State University College of New York at Buffalo, examines football as a game, as a business, and as a reflection of the diversity in American life. Football and American Identity also addresses the relationship between football and the media, with much of the game’s income generated by advertising and endorsements, and examines the presence of crime in football culture. The book discusses the development of the game—and those involved in it—at the Pop Warner, college, and professional levels, examining the social origin of players, coaches, cheerleaders, and owners. In addition, Football and American Identity analyzes the game’s fans and their devotion to “their” teams, examines why Pennsylvania is considered the “mother” of American football, and looks at the National Football League and its commissioners. Football and American Identity examines: how individualism and achievement can lead to mythological status why a person’s occupation is the most important indicator of prestige in the United States what the consequences are of earning more in a year than most Americans make in a lifetime why equality is vital to the ethnic make-up of American football teams why teamwork is important-in football and in industry how freedom is essential for taking the risks necessary for success and much more! Football and American Identity is an inside look at football as an American cultural phenomenon. Devoted and casual fans of the game, as well as academics working in sociology, will find this unique book interesting, entertaining, and thought-provoking.