The Croc Ate My Homework

The Croc Ate My Homework
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014
Genre: American wit and humor, Pictorial
ISBN: 9781449436360

A collection of comic strips mocks the foibles of human nature with the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat, and letter-writing optimist Zebra.

1 Zany Zoo

1 Zany Zoo
Author: Lori Degman
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2010-07-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1416989900

When one fearless fox grabs the zookeeper's keys and opens all the cages, increasing numbers of animals behave in most unusual ways.

Five Little Monkeys Sitting in a Tree

Five Little Monkeys Sitting in a Tree
Author: Eileen Christelow
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 40
Release: 1991
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780395664131

A selection of counting rhyme stories featuring the infamous five little monkeys.

I Didn't Do My Homework Because...

I Didn't Do My Homework Because...
Author: Davide Cali
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2014-03-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1452135738

How many excuses are there for not doing homework? Let us count the ways: Giant lizards invaded the neighborhood. Elves hid all the pencils. And then there was that problem with carnivorous plants.... The excuses go on and on, each more absurd than the next and escalating to hilarious heights. Featuring detail-rich illustrations by Benjamin Chaud, this book is guaranteed to amuse kids and their parents, not to mention anyone who has experienced a slacker student moment—and isn't that everyone? Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Neon Aliens Ate My Homework and Other Poems

Neon Aliens Ate My Homework and Other Poems
Author: Nick Cannon
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2015-02-24
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0545722837

Nick Cannon, entertainer extraordinaire, debuts his poetry book for children. Nick Cannon---the unstoppable entertainer, comedian, actor, and musician---was inspired to write Neon Aliens Ate My Homework and Other Poems as a way to combine the worlds of poetry and hip-hop. These two mediums have shaped Nick into the prolific artist he is today. To furtherpay respect to the urban storytelling that inspired him, each funny, gross, wacky, or thought-provoking poem in this collection is illustrated by one of six incredible street artists who have shown his or her work around the world. There are even four illustrations by Nick himself.Also includes: More than 65 poems written by Nick Cannon 4 poems illustrated by Nick Cannon himself 60+ poems illustrated by one of six outstanding street artists A letter from Nick CannonA biography of Nick Cannon A biography of each illustrator An index

When Crocs Fly

When Crocs Fly
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016
Genre: JUVENILE FICTION
ISBN: 9781449476274

Sure, crocs can fly . . . just not in the way you might expect. This spectacular feat usually involves an impenetrable wall, zip lines, gravity, and an appetizing zebra on the other side. In this collection of cartoons specially chosen for kids, the gang from Pearls Before Swine gets into adventures you have to see to believe. Join Rat and Pig--the brains and the pawn--as they attempt the first 3D comic; see what happens when the luckless crocs adopt two Oreos (penguins); and roll your eyes with Goat as he tries desperately to keep his sanity in the midst of these antics.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...
Author: Davide Cali
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 37
Release: 2015-03-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 145214074X

First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Excuses, Excuses

Excuses, Excuses
Author:
Publisher: Oxford University Press, USA
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2004
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780192763167

From best-selling anthologist John Foster, this is a classic best-selling anthology of poems about schools.

New Documentary

New Documentary
Author: Stella Bruzzi
Publisher: Routledge
Total Pages: 323
Release: 2006-09-27
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1134172931

Praise for New Documentary: 'It's refreshing to find a book that cuts through the tired old debates that have surrounded documentary film and television. It heralds a welcome new approach.' Sight and Sound 'Documentary practice changes so fast that books on the subject are often out of date before they are published. Bruzzi's achievement is to have understood the genre as an activity based on performance rather than observation. This is a fresh perspective which illuminates the fundamental shifts that will continue to take place in the genre as it enters its second century.' John Ellis, Professor of Media Arts, Royal Holloway, University of London New Documentary provides a contemporary look at documentary and fresh and challenging ways of theorising the non-fiction film. As engaging as the original, this second edition features thorough updates to the existing chapters, as well as a brand new chapter on contemporary cinema release documentaries. This new edition includes: Contemporary films such as Capturing the Friedmans, Être et avoir, Farenheit 9/11, The Fog of War and Touching the Void as well as more canonical texts such as Hoop Dreams and Shoah Additional interviews with influential practitioners, such as director Michael Apted and producer Stephen Lambert A comprehensively revised discussion of modern observational documentary, including docusoaps, reality television and formatted documentaries The work of documentary filmmakers such as Nicholas Barker, Errol Morris, Nick Broomfield, Molly Dineen and Michael Moore and the work of Avant-Garde filmmakers such as Chris Marker and Patrick Keiller Gender identity, queer theory, performance, race and spectatorship. Bruzzi shows how theories of documentary filmmaking can be applied to contemporary texts and genres, and discusses the relationship between recent, innovative examples of the genre and the more established canon of documentary.