A Cat-Hater's Handbook

A Cat-Hater's Handbook
Author: William Cole
Publisher:
Total Pages: 64
Release: 1982-03-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780523417196

An ailurophobe probes the depths of world literature and anti-feline writing to provide a scathing expose on the history, personalities, and behavior of cats

Growing Up With Ginger

Growing Up With Ginger
Author: Steve Anderson
Publisher: Exposure Publishing
Total Pages: 124
Release: 2006-12-01
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 9781846854187

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The UNIX-haters Handbook

The UNIX-haters Handbook
Author: Simson Garfinkel
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons Incorporated
Total Pages: 329
Release: 1994
Genre: Computers
ISBN: 9781568842035

This book is for all people who are forced to use UNIX. It is a humorous book--pure entertainment--that maintains that UNIX is a computer virus with a user interface. It features letters from the thousands posted on the Internet's "UNIX-Haters" mailing list. It is not a computer handbook, tutorial, or reference. It is a self-help book that will let readers know they are not alone.

The Haters

The Haters
Author: Jesse Andrews
Publisher: ABRAMS
Total Pages: 318
Release: 2016-04-05
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1613129483

From Jesse Andrews, author of the New York Times bestselling Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and screenwriter of the Sundance award–winning motion picture of the same name, comes a groundbreaking young adult novel about music, love, friendship, and freedom as three young musicians follow a quest to escape the law long enough to play the amazing show they hope (but also doubt) they have in them. For Wes and his best friend, Corey, jazz camp turns out to be lame. It’s pretty much all dudes talking in Jazz Voice. But then they jam with Ash, a charismatic girl with an unusual sound, and the three just click. It’s three and a half hours of pure musical magic, and Ash makes a decision: They need to hit the road. Because the road, not summer camp, is where bands get good. Before Wes and Corey know it, they’re in Ash’s SUV heading south, and The Haters Summer of Hate Tour has begun. In his second novel, Andrews again brings his brilliant and distinctive voice to YA, in the perfect book for music lovers, fans of The Commitments (author Roddy Doyle raves "The Haters is terrific. It is shocking and funny, unsettling and charming."), and High Fidelity, or anyone who has ever loved—and hated—a song or a band. This witty, funny coming-of-age novel is contemporary fiction at its best.

Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?

Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?
Author: Dena Harris
Publisher:
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2013
Genre: Cats
ISBN: 1607744899

This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.

Haters

Haters
Author: Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 368
Release: 2006-10-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0759568898

From the first day at her new Southern California high school, Pasquala Rumalda Quintana de Archuleta ("Paski") learns that the popular students may be diverse in ethnicity but are alike in their cruelty. While Paski tries to concentrate on mountain biking and not thinking too much about ultra-hot Chris Cabrera, she is troubled by the beautiful and wicked Jessica Nguyen. Jessica is the queen of the haters and she's got her eye on Paski.

C'Mere, Kitty

C'Mere, Kitty
Author: Alan Katz
Publisher: Avon Books
Total Pages: 132
Release: 1998
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780380798315

Are you being pawed, clawed, and gnawed by that four-footed fuzzball who ruins your furniture and runs your life? Here's away to get back in the catbird seat: this hilarious how-to-fight-back from an expert who has devised dozens of surefire (but never cruel or harmful) pet-tested ways to show your cat who's really boss.

I Could Pee on This

I Could Pee on This
Author: Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 111
Release: 2012-08-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1452121869

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.