400 One-Liner Jokes
| Author | : World Knowledge |
| Publisher | : Independently Published |
| Total Pages | : 55 |
| Release | : 2016-10-28 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781519035851 |
Have fun with these 400 one-liner jokes.
400 One Liner Jokes
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1,037 One Liner Jokes
| Author | : Matthew Hovey |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2017-10-06 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1387277480 |
1,037 one liners that will have you roll on the floor laughing. These one liners are hilarious.
400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody
| Author | : |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 182 |
| Release | : 2015-10-27 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781987867022 |
There are actually over 500 jokes for you in this little book. Because some of the jokes are one-liners and definitions, I made up for that by putting in a few extras for you. I have also provided a table of contents so you can easily find your favourites. There are no cuss words in these jokes so you can tell them to just about anybody. The reason you may not want to tell them all to everybody is that the subject material itself may not be appropriate to tell some people. You've got to pick the right room. Timing is everything. As my dear mother loved to tell me, "Don't be a schmuck dear!" Every one of these jokes has been word-smithed and battle-tested in front of real, live humans in order to help you get the most laugh mileage from them when you tell them to your friends, relatives, clients or fellow workers. The rest must come from you. Feel free to customize the material to fit the situation and when you tell the joke... get into it; in other words... sell it! People will appreciate the effort you make and you'll get a lot more laughs. And don't forget... the punch line goes at the end.
Dad Jokes
| Author | : Joe Kerz |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 181 |
| Release | : 2018-06-05 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1631583735 |
Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic canon compiles more than four hundred of the best pseudo-witty quips so that dads can hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! And many other gut-busting groaners for your amusement! With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the ultimate jokester and the master of all things punny—or just keep it for yourself.
How to Write One Liner Jokes
| Author | : Linda Parker |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 148 |
| Release | : 2009-02 |
| Genre | : American wit and humor |
| ISBN | : 9780982343234 |
This easy-to-follow, how-to guide includes more than 100 topic-related joke examples.
Dad Jokes
| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 254 |
| Release | : 2017-09-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1684120071 |
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
400+ Funny Jokes
| Author | : Johnny Laughing |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2015-06-09 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781514172346 |
400+ Funny Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 400+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Bird Jokes Bug Jokes Cat Jokes Cow Jokes Dinosaur Jokes Elephant Jokes Fish Jokes Food Jokes Frog Jokes Horse Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Monkey Jokes Pig Jokes Rabbit Jokes School Jokes Snake Jokes Sports Jokes From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down? A: They quack up! HAHA! Q: What type of tool did cave men use? A: A dino-saw! LOL! Q: What food is good for the brain? A: Noodle soup! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What is a runner's favorite subject in school? A: Jog-raphy! 400+ Funny Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This MASSIVE collection of 400+ funny jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today! Tags: animal, animals, jokes, chicken, chickens, cow, cows, pig, pigs, horse, horses, online, animal jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about animals, baby animals, animal books, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, animal book, farm animal book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, farm animal jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, reptiles, amphibians, comedy, hilarious jokes, mammals, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, free jokes, free gift included, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, farm animals, farm, farms, farm animal, kids jokes about animals, animal book, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, kindle unlimited books for kids, kindle unlimited, funny jokes, jokes for kids, kids jokes, ages 4-8, ages 6-8, preschool, early reader, beginner readers, funny animal books, kindle book, kindle joke book, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes
Original Dad Jokes - So Bad They're Hilarious
| Author | : Francesca Huff |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 88 |
| Release | : 2019-12-04 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781097581054 |
Original Dad Jokes - So Bad They're Hilarious: Q: My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people. A: It's annoying, but I'm a big fan. This dad joke book is pretty simple but contains the best dad jokes on earth.* *in our Opinion. It comes with over 400 cheesy bad but awesome funny dad jokes. Those one-liners and short anecdotes are a jolly old laugh for your old chap. Perfect to make everyone laugh! Features 6 x 9 inch portable size for all purposes, fitting perfectly into your backpack or bag 91 pages with over 400 unique dad jokes Simple, Stylish, Elegant Cover Art Soft, glossy and classy gold-effect Cover the perfect gift for any occasion, particularly as Christmas or Birthday gifts What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click 'add to cart' for a hilarious experience with family and friends! Thank you for viewing our products.
400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody
| Author | : Brian A. Keelan |
| Publisher | : CreateSpace |
| Total Pages | : 180 |
| Release | : 2015-08-04 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781511942317 |
Did you know that six year olds laugh an average of 300 times a day while adults only laugh an average of 15 to 100 times a day? In an effort to bring those numbers up a little, I put this book together: 1: It's full of funny jokes. 2: There are no cuss words in the book. That way nobody will be offended by the language and there will be no problem with relatives or customers or anybody whose good opinion, the teller of the joke or the giver of the book values. My daughter paid me the highest compliment, "It's a great book Dad. If you hadn't written it, I'd buy it for you." 3: The jokes cover a good range of categories: from just plain funny to, legal, political, corporate, fast-thinking, ethnic, seniors, men vs. women and of course drinking. 4: This book will come in handy for speech writers and toastmasters because many of the jokes can be adapted to serve a situation or help the teller make a point. 5: This book makes a great gift because it so very well priced and it's the kind of gift that will leave you well-remembered long after you give it. A wise man once said to me, "People very seldom remember what you say, but they always remember how you made them feel." This book is an excellent gift for Christmas or for any other gift giving occasion including Valentine's day, birthdays, Family Day, Father's Day, Mother's Day, graduation day, an anniversary or just to say, "Thanks for the order," or just plain, "Thanks, for...," and you fill in the blanks? It won't make you fat, it costs a lot less than a case of beer, it will last a lot longer, and because laughter is like internal aerobics, so will you and the people you give it to. Everybody wins!
Dad Jokes for Kids
| Author | : Cooper The Pooper |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2020-10 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781953884268 |
Remember the most eye-rolling, cringe-worthy jokes your dad used to tell? Brace yourself: now your kids are going to become the masters!There's a common misconception that dad jokes are lame.But is it really a misconception? Or could it be that their very dad-specific lameness is an essential part of their charm?There's no joke that has you cringing from the lameness and groaning at the silliness quite like a dad joke. And until now, dads have been the kings?But what if the whole family could master the art of a dad joke?What if your kids could give their dad a run for his money?Imagine the eye rolling. Imagine the cringing. Imagine the silliness.An unlikely author, Cooper the Pooper, is a dog with a nose for the hilarious, and he's sniffed out the most cringe-worthy dad jokes on the planet and collected them all into one glorious volume of cringe.With over 400 hilarious jokes, your family will have enough witty one-liners and side-splitting anecdotes to fill a box of Christmas crackers (and Dad won't be the only one embarrassing your teens on their birthday).If you're looking for a whole family laugh-out-loud experience, dad jokes are your answer. They come with family bonding baked into the design, and together you'll create memories to last a lifetime.Work your way through the silliest collection of jokes in the world, and watch your kids master the art of the dad joke (heaven help their future kids!).
