Dog Shaming

Dog Shaming
Author: Pascale Lemire
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 193
Release: 2013-09-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0385349343
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Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

Thoughts of Dog

Thoughts of Dog
Author: Matt Nelson
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2020-10-27
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1524866830
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Based on the beloved Twitter sensation, Thoughts of Dog contains never-before-seen, sweet and funny reflections on life from the pup-spective of a gooooob dog, who, above all else, loves their human. Join a dog and their stuffed “fren” sebastian as they navigate life’s adventures through the most wholesome lens imaginable. The mastermind behind WeRateDogs, Matt Nelson, expands the Thoughts of Dog universe born on social media with his new book for anyone looking for a smile.

Lonely Long-Nose

Lonely Long-Nose
Author: Trudy Boladz
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2021-10-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781922629814
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Lonely Long-Nose is a beautiful grey, who lies around her kennel all day? In her dreams she has a friend, so her loneliness comes to an end. A beautiful rhyming story that takes you on the journey of Lonely Long-Nose, a beautiful greyhound. Where will her journey end? And will she ever find a friend?

The Complete Guide to the Belgian Malinois

The Complete Guide to the Belgian Malinois
Author: Tarah Schwartz
Publisher:
Total Pages: 194
Release: 2020-08-31
Genre:
ISBN: 9781952069802
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The Belgian Malinois is one of four closely related shepherding breeds that were developed in Belgium during the 1800s. This is a hardworking, intense breed of dog that is absolutely devoted to its owners and trainers.The Complete Guide to the Belgian Malinois will become your go-to guide as you navigate the challenges of raising your spirited Belgian Malinois pup into a confident and dependable canine companion. This guidebook is packed with valuable knowledge covering everything from your first few days home with your dog to caring for your aging Malinois. Learn the answers to crucial questions such as:?Is a Belgian Malinois the same as a Belgian Shepherd? ?Is this the right breed for me? ?How do I prepare my home for a busy Belgian Malinois??Which training methods are most effective for working with the Belgian Malinois?These highly intelligent dogs manage to be both exceptionally easy and remarkably challenging to train. While they will pick up commands quickly, they can also be headstrong and will often test their trainers. Living with an active and strong-willed Belgian Malinois requires determination and dedication, but those who choose to embark on this adventure are often rewarded with a staunch companion with exemplary decorum in public. Gain essential information about owning a Belgian Malinois, including:?The history of the Belgian Malinois?The Belgian Malinois at home and at work?How to find and select your new Malinois companion?Preparing your family for a Belgian Malinois?Household dangers-indoors and out?What to expect the first few weeks at home?Introducing your new Belgian Malinois to existing pets?House-training the Belgian Malinois?The importance of socialization and training?Essential and advanced training techniques ?Mental and physical exercise ideas for your Malinois?Grooming the Belgian Malinois?Belgian Malinois-specific health and wellness information for every life stage

The Complete Guide to the Great Pyrenees

The Complete Guide to the Great Pyrenees
Author: Erin Hotovy
Publisher: LP Media Inc
Total Pages: 141
Release:
Genre: Pets
ISBN:
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If you’re looking for a big dog with an even bigger heart, the Great Pyrenees may be the dog for you! These gentle giants are fiercely loyal to their owners and make great family pets. Great Pyrenees are cuddly, adorable dogs that love to play and have a good time. They are smart and hardworking, but they have a mind of their own. Because of their tendency to be mischievous, these dogs are best suited for someone with prior dog ownership experience. It may take a little work to train a Great Pyrenees to follow your rules, but once you do, you’ll have a companion for life.

Great Pyrenees were originally bred to guard shepherds’ flocks. Today, they find work as service dogs because they love to be close to people who matter to them. They’re especially good for nursing home residents or people who use wheelchairs, as they’re tall enough to stand beside someone in a chair. These dogs may also find “work” as your family watchdog, as they have superior hearing and a loud bark. However, if you don’t have work for your Great Pyrenees, regular obedience training and lots of playtime will still give your dog the job fulfillment he craves.

The Complete Guide to the Great Pyrenees will answer all your basic questions including:

  • Is a Great Pyrenees the right dog for me?
  • I brought my Great Pyrenees home. What now?
  • What are the best ways to train my GP?
  • What are some common mistakes should I avoid?

The Complete Guide to the Great Pyrenees gives you everything you NEED to know about this wonderful breed. Chapters include basics and advanced topics such as:
  • Great Pyrenees History
  • Choosing a Great Pyrenees
  • Preparing Your Home for Your Great Pyrenees
  • Bringing Your Great Pyrenees Home
  • Being a Proud Puppy Parent
  • Housetraining
  • Socializing with People and Animals
  • Great Pyrenees and Your Other Pets
  • Physical and Mental Exercise
  • Training your GP
  • Basic Commands
  • Advanced Commands
  • Dealing with Unwanted Behaviors
  • Traveling with a Great Pyrenees
  • Nutrition
  • Grooming your Great Pyrenees
  • Basic Health Care

Let’s be honest here. Owning a Great Pyrenees is no easy task. This breed will challenge your authority if you let it. Raising a dog is a lot of work, but it is one of the most rewarding experiences a human can have. This book breaks down each stage of your dog’s life, giving you all the tips and tricks you need to make your life with your new dog a breeze. You’ll learn everything you need to know about the Great Pyrenees, from picking out the perfect puppy to senior dog care. You’ll learn how to prevent bad habits and naughty behavior, and how to train your dog to be a model citizen. You’ll read about the best exercise, diet, and grooming techniques to help your dog feel happy and healthy. By the end of this book, you’ll feel confident in your ability to raise this majestic breed.

Vizsla Bible And The Vizsla

Vizsla Bible And The Vizsla
Author: Mark Manfield
Publisher: DYM Worldwide Publishers
Total Pages: 134
Release: 2017-12-09
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1911355627
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"The Vizsla has a rich history and is truly an INCREDIBLE breed; I have always loved them and I can tell the author does too- every page is full of passion for the Vizsla!" S. Sheridan, Minneapolis, MN. "Very Vizsla breed specific - it's become my trusted VIzsla guide- thank you!" Preston Tillbury, Annapolis, MD. “Vizslas are my life and I love this book- detailed, entertaining, informative, and very practical." Susan Lipari, Atlanta, GA. VIZSLA BIBLE AND THE VIZSLA is your definitive VIzsla Bible! Everything is covered: from Vizsla Puppies, Vizsla Breeders, Vizsla Dogs, Vizsla Training, Vizsla History, Vizsla Size, bringing your Vizsla home, Vizsla Dogs as Adults, Vizsla Health & Nutrition, Vizsla Toys, Wirehaired Vizslas, Vizsla Temperament, Living with your Vizsla- and all the proven INSIDER TIPS you’ll need to have the very best experience with your Vizsla! This one-stop resource will help you to care for, train, & build a successful partnership with your Vizsla, & makes a great gift!- Canine author Mark Manfield has produced the most in-depth & up-to-date book yet on the Vizsla. The 130 pages are easy to read & packed full of practical info & breeders' tips on everything you need to know about getting to know, caring for, & living with the magnificent Vizsla! Everything is Covered – including: Vizsla Puppies – You’ll Learn: How to prepare Your Home & Yard What to do when Your puppy first arrives Vizsla Sleeping Arrangements Exercise – how much and what type Crate training for your Vizsla Housetraining Socialization – what does it mean and how to do it right Training and Obedience Vizsla Bible And the Vizsla is full of tried-and-tested personalized advice on what to expect & all aspects of life with your Vizsla- from bringing home your puppy through adolescence and into a thriving adulthood!- For anyone who hasn’t chosen their Vizsla yet- there is: VIzsla variations & color patterns. Vizsla hybrids & how to tell purebred from Vizsla Mixes Personality of the Vizsla vs Other Breeds Vizsla Breeders- What to look for (and to AVOID!). Where NOT to Buy a Vizsla How to Pick a Healthy Vizsla Puppy or Vizsla Adult Vizsla Temperament: Quickly understand the Temperament of the exact Vizsla You’re considering Vizsla Socialization & Preventing Anti-Social Behavior Learn about Vizsla Food- What breeders recommend, Feeding Puppies, Raw Diets, Avoiding Food Allergies, Understanding Dog Food Labels, & Feeding Older Dogs. In Depth- Vizsla Health: - Ears, Skin, Allergies, Spaying, Neutering, Vaccinations, Preventing Fleas, Microchipping, Vizsla common illnesses- and how to avoid them! Renowned world expert advice on the Vizsla that will be useful for years to come- PS: This is not a run-of-the-mill book… it is for true Vizsla lovers- full of real world advice on how to make the most of your Vizsla’s life and journey together!- "The Vizsla has a rich history and is truly an INCREDIBLE breed; I have always loved them and I can tell the author does too- every page is full of passion for the Vizsla!" S. Sheridan, Minneapolis, MN. "Very Vizsla breed specific - it's become my trusted VIzsla guide- thank you!" Preston Tillbury, Annapolis, MD. “Vizslas are my life and I love this book- detailed, entertaining, informative, and very practical." Susan Lipari, Atlanta, GA.

Nuns Having Fun

Nuns Having Fun
Author: Maureen Kelly
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2008-05-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780761150411
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Hallelujah, it's a book! After proving itself to be the "funniest calendar of the year" (according to Gene Shalit), "irresistible" (USA Weekend), and "habit-forming" (Maxim magazine), the Nuns Having Fun calendar has inspired Nuns Having Fun, a book of endearing nuttiness. Catholic kitsch doesn't get any funnier. Written by Maureen Kelly and Jeffrey Stone, pitch-perfect co-authors of the nuns calendar and the New York Times bestseller Growing Up Catholic, Nuns Having Fun features hundreds of sisters in full habit, cutting loose and having a hoot. Here are nuns in the surf ("This is even more fun than walking on water"), nuns in bumper cars ("We brake for Jesus"), nuns in a beer hall ("Ale Marys"), and nuns in the museum, huddled in front of a study of nudes ("It's okay to open your eyes. Sister Wendy says it's art"). There are nuns on skates, at bat, at the theater, skeet shooting (nuns with guns!), even hitting the slots (you know it's for a good cause). The 125 images are from the 1950s and '60s, black-and-white and possessing a pure retro charm; the written material is all-new. Drawing on their years as parochial school students, the authors explore the lore and legends surrounding nuns, including Favorite Punishments from Nuns, Nuns Say the Darndest Things, How to Recognize a Nun After Vatican II, a Wimple Watch, and List of People Who Could Have Been Nuns. As Sister says, "To err is human. To laugh is divine."

365 Days with My Faithful Dog

365 Days with My Faithful Dog
Author: Helen Exley
Publisher:
Total Pages: 368
Release: 2021-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9781784853334
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This lovely collection of gorgeous dog pictures, one for each day, is beautifully matched with a quotation a day from the world's best writers. This makes for a perfect gift for any dog lover.

Hearts and Hounds

Hearts and Hounds
Author: Barbara Dornak Christian
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2016-02-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781523700998
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After graduation, Brenda Dubcek can't get out of South Texas fast enough. She has a big dream - to become a great girls basketball coach - and she can hardly wait to get to her first college class in San Marcos. In that serendipitous golf class in 1971, Brenda meets three other young women who have dreams of their own. While Brenda and her pals fail miserably at golf, they bond over the bridge table in their dorm, forming a unique and lasting friendship. Over the next thirty years, life deals each woman some challenging cards, but the four Bridge Girls are always there for each other, picking up the pieces and dealing the next hand. They rescue a few greyhounds along the way, and their lives are touched by some of the seminal events of the late 20th century - including Vietnam and the events leading up to 9/11.

Flower Spirits

Flower Spirits
Author:
Publisher: Sellers Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2006
Genre: Flowers
ISBN: 9781569069738
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Pairing Steven N Meyers x-ray photographs of flowers with new age inspirational messages. Similar to Gift of Friendship.