1,037 One Liner Jokes

1,037 One Liner Jokes
Author: Matthew Hovey
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2017-10-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1387277480

1,037 one liners that will have you roll on the floor laughing. These one liners are hilarious.

Skinny 101

Skinny 101
Author: Steve Shotwell
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2006-08-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781425952389

101 jokes beginning with the phrase: "Your mom is so skinny..."

400 One-Liner Jokes

400 One-Liner Jokes
Author: World Knowledge
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 55
Release: 2016-10-28
Genre:
ISBN: 9781519035851

Have fun with these 400 one-liner jokes.

How to Write One Liner Jokes

How to Write One Liner Jokes
Author: Linda Parker
Publisher:
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2009-02
Genre: American wit and humor
ISBN: 9780982343234

This easy-to-follow, how-to guide includes more than 100 topic-related joke examples.

687 One-Liner Jokes

687 One-Liner Jokes
Author: Wolfgang Riebe
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 138
Release: 2016-12-01
Genre:
ISBN: 9781540765291

If it's laughter you want, then this is the book for you. Short one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics and ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you are a professional speaker or entertainer, you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners. SHORT ONE-LINE JOKES FOR EVERY OCCASION 40 is the new 30? Try telling that to a speed camera! Do not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille! Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. I have a fear of German sausages! Yes I fear the wurst! I invented a new word! Plagiarism! My recliner and I - we go way back. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of! The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy!

Inside Jokes

Inside Jokes
Author: Matthew M. Hurley
Publisher: MIT Press
Total Pages: 374
Release: 2011
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 026201582X

Some things are funny -- jokes, puns, sitcoms, Charlie Chaplin, The Far Side, Malvolio with his yellow garters crossed -- but why? Why does humor exist in the first place? Why do we spend so much of our time passing on amusing anecdotes, making wisecracks, watching The Simpsons? In Inside Jokes, Matthew Hurley, Daniel Dennett, and Reginald Adams offer an evolutionary and cognitive perspective. Humor, they propose, evolved out of a computational problem that arose when our long-ago ancestors were furnished with open-ended thinking. Mother Nature -- aka natural selection -- cannot just order the brain to find and fix all our time-pressured misleaps and near-misses. She has to bribe the brain with pleasure. So we find them funny. This wired-in source of pleasure has been tickled relentlessly by humorists over the centuries, and we have become addicted to the endogenous mind candy that is humor.

Royals

Royals
Author: Rachel Hawkins
Publisher: Scholastic UK
Total Pages: 249
Release: 2018-05-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 140719156X

PRINCESS DIARIES MEETS MADE IN CHELSEA Daisy Winters, average sixteen-year-old, has no desire to live in the spotlight - but it's not up to you when your perfect older sister is engaged to the Crown Prince of Scotland. The crown - and the intriguing Miles - might be trying to make Daisy into a lady, but she may have to rewrite the royal rulebook.

Would You Rather Book For Kids - 300+ Hilarious, Silly, and Challenging Questions To Make You Laugh

Would You Rather Book For Kids - 300+ Hilarious, Silly, and Challenging Questions To Make You Laugh
Author: Stephen J. Ellis
Publisher: Darfam Publishing
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2021-10-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781955906814

**If You Want to Spend Quality Time with Your Kids in a Way That is Fun for Both of You, Then You Are in The Right Place**We all know that spending time with our kids is important, but it's not always easy.Whether they are bored or just plain naughty, sometimes getting them to sit still and pay attention can be a real challenge.Wouldn't it be great if you could get through the day without having to hear "I'm Bored!" one more time?That's why we created Would You Rather Book for Kids - an engaging book of questions that will keep your kids entertained for hours!If you're looking for a way to engage your kids in an activity that will keep them entertained, then this is the book for you.This would you rather questions collection is sure to bring hours of laughter and fun-filled joy into any household.It's guaranteed to provide hours of fun for the whole family, now spending time with your kids in a way that you both enjoy has never been easier.This book is one of the best books you will find in bookstores that provides such fantastic and engaging activities.It's not just a fantastic product but also an incredible experience you can have every day of your life.There's no need to worry anymore - because now YOU are in control!It doesn't matter if they are home alone after school. One sure thing is that they will never have another boring moment again, thanks to Would You Rather Book for Kids!This unique blueprint will: * Motivate your kids to develop reading skills * Encourage good behavior through the 300+ hilarious and silly questions * Challenge your kids intellectually with the stimulating questions * Stop the battle of wills by having a fun way to keep your kids on track * Provides tools to improve parent-child relations with family discussions * Engages and interests kids in conversation, letting them tell their side of the storyAnd much, much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab your copy NOW!

Hilo Book 2: Saving the Whole Wide World

Hilo Book 2: Saving the Whole Wide World
Author: Judd Winick
Publisher: Random House Graphic
Total Pages: 105
Release: 2016-05-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0385386257

"An action-packed page turner with heart!"—Dav Pilkey, author of DOG MAN Take off on an action packed adventure with HILO Book 2! Dog Manmeets Big Natein this hilarious New York Times bestselling graphic novel series that kids love! Everyone's favorite space boy, Hilo, is just settling into life on earth (Bowling? Knock-knock jokes? OUTSTANDING!) when strange portals begin opening up all over town. And HOLY MACKEREL! Even STRANGER creatures are coming through them! But it will take more than a GIANT MUTANT CHICKEN, A VIKING HIPPO, A MAGICAL WARRIOR CAT, or even a few MILLION KILLER VEGETABLES to stop Team Hilo . . . er, WON’T IT? Can Hilo, DJ, and GINA figure out how to send these creatures back to their worlds before they DESTROY the earth? Here's what people (and robots!) are saying about Hilo! “More giant robotic ants and people going 'Aaaah!' than in the complete works of Jane Austen”—Neil Gaiman, bestselling author “Every kid would love a pal like HILO, and every kid will love this book!” —Lincoln Peirce, bestselling author of the Big Nate series "A perfect book for any kid who ever needed a friend and then had one with superpowers fall from space.” —Seth Meyers, actor, comedian and writer "A story that can be enjoyed by the entire family."—The New York Times "A Total BLAST." —Miami Herald * "A wholeheartedly weird and wonderful tale of friendship, acceptance, and robots."—Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review * "A must-have."—School Library Journal, Starred Review