101 Hockey Jokes

101 Hockey Jokes
Author: Kara Woodburn
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2012-08
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781443113335

Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!

Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes

Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes
Author: Stella Partheniou Grasso
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
Total Pages: 386
Release: 2017-04-25
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1443128864

What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.

101 Sport jokes

101 Sport jokes
Author: Jaco Jacobs
Publisher: Penguin Random House South Africa
Total Pages: 21
Release: 2023-04-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0637001648

Giggle, groan and guffaw with Jaco Jacob’s new humorous series of 101 Jokes books, now available in English! Each book contains tons of jokes that will have you and your friends in stitches.

101 Wacky Kid Jokes

101 Wacky Kid Jokes
Author: Jovial Bob Stine
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Total Pages: 94
Release: 1988
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780590413992

A collection of jokes about friends, siblings, parents, music and school.

101 Fascinating Hockey Facts

101 Fascinating Hockey Facts
Author: Brian McFarlane
Publisher: Dundurn
Total Pages: 206
Release: 2019-11-02
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 145974568X

101 fascinating stories about hockey that will enlighten and delight fans. Have you heard about the referee who was dragged back to the rink by an angry mob demanding he change the result? Or the playoff goal that was scored with half a puck? Or the fourteen-year-old who played in a professional game? In 101 Fascinating Hockey Facts, NHL elder-statesman Brian McFarlane tells these and 98 other tales from the rink. Hockey fans will love flipping through this collection, packed with trivia and did-you-knows, to test their knowledge and to find tidbits to share with their friends.

101 Math Jokes

101 Math Jokes
Author: Erin O'Connor
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
Total Pages: 97
Release: 2011-08
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1443107387

These 101 math jokes are hilarious -- you can count on it! Calling all math-letes and math geeks: Yes, the whole idea of math jokes might seem a little strange, but these are really two funny -- in fact they are prime. Go figure! Why did I, V, and X keep wandering off?Because they're roman numerals! What happened when 8 lay down?He felt infinitely better! How did King Arthur reward the brave circle?He dubbed him Sir Cumference. People think math is too serious. They need to lighten up and be a little odd!

101 Creepy Canadian Jokes

101 Creepy Canadian Jokes
Author: Stella Partheniou Grasso
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
Total Pages: 97
Release: 2011-09
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1443107719

These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada?The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon?The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter?One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival?Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!

101 Canadian Jokes

101 Canadian Jokes
Author: Howard Hershkowitz
Publisher: Markham, Ont. : Scholastic Canada Limited
Total Pages: 93
Release: 2004
Genre: Canadian wit and humor (English)
ISBN: 9780439961080

101 silly jokes have been completed and collected especially for Canadian kids. With uniquely funny, black and white illustrations accompanying many of the jokes, this book is sure to launch many a comedy career!

The Joke Machine

The Joke Machine
Author: Theresa Julian
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages: 164
Release: 2019-10-08
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1250760569

A JOKE BOOK THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY! Follow a cast of fictional funny experts into the Laugh Lab, a hilarious joke-building factory that teaches middle-grade readers how to create their own jokes, puns, silly one-liners, and more. Each chapter explores a different style of joke making, such as surprise, understatement, and exaggeration, and includes hundreds of hilarious examples. By the end of the book, readers will have a set of tools in their joke belt to make their friends and family actually LOL. The book includes more than 500 family-friendly jokes—plus zillions that you can create on your own!

Hockey Trivia for Kids 2

Hockey Trivia for Kids 2
Author: Eric Zweig
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2008-10
Genre: Hockey
ISBN: 9780545996990

Did you know that there was a time when goalies had to serve their penalties? Did you know that the Sutter family boasts SIX hockey stars? Or that Hockey Night in Canada's three stars of the game was a tradition started by an oil company? Hot on the heels of the successful Hockey Trivia for Kids, this second volume is packed with even more fun facts and hockey information. Provides hours of entertainment that will quench any kid's thirst for more trivia!