101 Funny Butt Jokes for Kids Ages 8-12

101 Funny Butt Jokes for Kids Ages 8-12
Author: Kally Mayer
Publisher:
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2021-01-31
Genre:
ISBN:

♥ Give your child the gift of laughter ♥ Grab this funny, unique, joke book that is all about Butts! Ideal for all kids who love silly, gross jokes and who love to share them. Get them reading, laughing and engaging. large print Makes a perfect gift for birthdays, holidays and any occasion one joke and funny illustration per page 101 funny, gross jokes Scroll up and order your copy today!!

Butts

Butts
Author: Heather Radke
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2023-06-13
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1982135492

“Winning, cheeky, and illuminating….What appears initially as a folly with a look-at-this cover and title becomes, thanks to Radke’s intelligence and curiosity, something much meatier, entertaining, and wise.” —The Washington Post “Lively and thorough, Butts is the best kind of nonfiction.” —Esquire, Best Books of 2022 A “carefully researched and reported work of cultural history” (The New York Times) that explores how one body part has influenced the female—and human—experience for centuries, and what that obsession reveals about our lives today. Whether we love them or hate them, think they’re sexy, think they’re strange, consider them too big, too small, or anywhere in between, humans have a complicated relationship with butts. It is a body part unique to humans, critical to our evolution and survival, and yet it has come to signify so much more: sex, desire, comedy, shame. A woman’s butt, in particular, is forever being assessed, criticized, and objectified, from anxious self-examinations trying on jeans in department store dressing rooms to enduring crass remarks while walking down a street or high school hallways. But why? In Butts: A Backstory, reporter, essayist, and RadioLab contributing editor Heather Radke is determined to find out. Spanning nearly two centuries, this “whip-smart” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) cultural history takes us from the performance halls of 19th-century London to the aerobics studios of the 1980s, the music video set of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and the mountains of Arizona, where every year humans and horses race in a feat of gluteal endurance. Along the way, she meets evolutionary biologists who study how butts first developed; models whose measurements have defined jean sizing for millions of women; and the fitness gurus who created fads like “Buns of Steel.” She also examines the central importance of race through figures like Sarah Bartmann, once known as the “Venus Hottentot,” Josephine Baker, Jennifer Lopez, and other women of color whose butts have been idolized, envied, and despised. Part deep dive reportage, part personal journey, part cabinet of curiosities, Butts is an entertaining, illuminating, and thoughtful examination of why certain silhouettes come in and out of fashion—and how larger ideas about race, control, liberation, and power affect our most private feelings about ourselves and others.

Butts on Things

Butts on Things
Author: Brian Cook
Publisher: Page Street Publishing
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2021-11-02
Genre: Art
ISBN: 1645673596

Because Everything Looks Better with a Butt In Brian Cook’s debut collection of fun, offbeat illustrations, beers have rears, Tetris® becomes Butris and balloons bear backsides. Hot dog buns have buns of their own, and condiments are down-right cheeky. Shatter your assumptions about who and what can rock a rump because with a little imagination, anything is possible. Whether you’re seeking a good chuckle, are into unconventional art or are simply looking to get to the bottom of an eccentric curiosity, you won’t want to put this gem of a book down.

Witch Jokes

Witch Jokes
Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2016-06-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781534718548

Funny Witch Jokes Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about witches and Halloween. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny witch and halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny witch and Halloween jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Includes fun mazes and puzzles Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Jokes from this funny book... Q: What is a witch's favorite show? A: Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous! HAHA! Q: What did the young witch ask her mother? A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight? LOL! Q: What has handles and flies? A: A witch in a garbage can! HAHA! Q: What's the favorite subject of young witches in school? A: Spelling! LOL! Q: Why does a witch wear a black pointed hat? A: To keep her head warm! HAHA! Q: What do you call two witches that share a room? A: Broom-mates! This funny joke book is full of funny witch and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these Halloween laughs!

The Elf on the Shelf

The Elf on the Shelf
Author: Carol V. Aebersold
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2012-02-01
Genre: Christmas stories
ISBN: 9780984365173

The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition is an activity the entire family will enjoy. Based on the tradition Carol Aebersold began with her family in the 1970s, this cleverly rhymed children's book explains that Santa knows who is naughty and/or nice because he sends a scout elf to every home. During the holiday season, the elf watches children by day and reports to Santa each night. When children awake, the elf has returned from the North Pole and can be found hiding in a different location. This activity allows The Elf on the Shelf to become a delightful hide-and-seek game.

Tears of a Tiger

Tears of a Tiger
Author: Sharon M. Draper
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 25
Release: 2013-07-23
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442489138

The death of high school basketball star Rob Washington in an automobile accident affects the lives of his close friend Andy, who was driving the car, and many others in the school.

Under the Bleachers

Under the Bleachers
Author: Seymour Butz
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2015-11-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9780977274796

250 book titles that have never seen the light of day (and one haiku). Family-friendly fun for chronic quipsters and perpetual punsters! Guaranteed G-rated groans on every page."Managed to read it all in one sitting. For me, that's quite an accomplishment."Ivan Auflitch, author of Can't Sit Still."Took this along on our latest expedition and roared with laughter."Claude Yarmoff, author of The Lion Attacked."Captivating!"Barb Dweyer, author of Prison Security.

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Let's Pretend This Never Happened
Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2012-04-17
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1101573082

The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

I Am Pusheen the Cat

I Am Pusheen the Cat
Author: Claire Belton
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2013-10-29
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1476747016

This collection of kitty comics featuring the chubby, tubby tabby who has taken the Internet by storm will fill you in on all the basics.