1003 Great Things About Being Jewish
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Author | : Lisa Birnbach |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 321 |
Release | : 2006-03 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0740755293 |
With their trademark quirky perspective, authors Lisa Birnbach, Ann Hodgman, and Patricia Marx have created yet another surefire hit! More Info About 1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish From the trio responsible for the successful 1,003 series-comes 1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish, the perfect humorous gift book to celebrate being Jewish. Just a sampling of the gems within: * They say Aunt Rose's matzo balls could sink a ship . . . in case you're interested in doing that. * Everyone knows that kosher hot dogs rule. * A Hanukkah bush is a lot easier to bring home than a Christmas tree. * Cool-looking blue and silver wrapping paper instead of red and green. * Where else does a 13-year-old get to say, "Today, I am a man"? * "The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years, she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -Calvin Trillin 1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish is sure to have everyone smiling, laughing, and appreciating all things Jewish.
Author | : Lisa Birnbach |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 210 |
Release | : 2009-05-19 |
Genre | : Games & Activities |
ISBN | : 0740785311 |
"This funny, inspiring, and uplifting collection reminds us that most of the best things in life are still free."--Back.
Author | : Joseph L. Baron |
Publisher | : Rowman & Littlefield |
Total Pages | : 643 |
Release | : 1996 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : 1568219482 |
18,000 quotations consisting of aphorisms, maxims, proverbs, and comments of Jewish authorship or on Jewish themes.
Author | : Emanuel Feldman |
Publisher | : Mesorah Publications |
Total Pages | : 316 |
Release | : 2000 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : 9780899060347 |
Author | : Lisa Birnbach |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 312 |
Release | : 2003 |
Genre | : Mothers |
ISBN | : 9781567315899 |
Author | : Lita Epstein |
Publisher | : Citadel Press |
Total Pages | : 209 |
Release | : 2018-10-30 |
Genre | : Foreign Language Study |
ISBN | : 0806538767 |
You don’t have to be Jewish to get back at the shmendriks* of the world Yiddish. It’s the most colorful language in the history of mankind. What other language gives you a whole dictionary of ways to tell someone to drop dead? That schmuck who got promoted over you? Meigulgl zol er vern in a henglaykhter, by tog zol er hengen, un by nakht zol er brenen. (He should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night.) That soccer mom kibitzing on her cell phone and tying up traffic? Shteyner zol zi hobn, nit keyn kinder. (She should have stones and not children.) If You Can’t Say Anything Nice, Say It in Yiddish is the perfect glossary of Yiddish insults and curses, from the short and sweet to the whole megillah (Khasene hobn zol er mit di malekh hamoves tokhter: He should marry the daughter of the Angel of Death.) Complete with hundreds of the most creative insults for the putzes** and kvetchers *** of the world, this is an indispensable guide for Jews and Gentiles alike. When it comes to cursing someone who sorely needs it, may you never be at a loss for words again. *Idiots **More idiots ***Complainer; a pain in the tuchas**** **** One’s rear end
Author | : Lisa Birnbach |
Publisher | : M J F Books |
Total Pages | : 328 |
Release | : 2000-06 |
Genre | : Social Science |
ISBN | : 9781567313574 |
The author's of the highly successful 1,003 Great Things About Getting Older which has sold over 50,000 copies, while the calendar shipped almost 30,000 copies, now turn their sights on the great things about kids.
Author | : Lisa Birnbach |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 1980 |
Genre | : Education |
ISBN | : 9780894801402 |
Author | : Howard Cooper |
Publisher | : Jessica Kingsley Publishers |
Total Pages | : 90 |
Release | : 2019-03-21 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1784508802 |
What does it mean to be Jewish? Are there different ways of being Jewish? Can you be Jewish but not religious? In this friendly guide, 12-year-old Ruth explains the different ways a person can experience being Jewish, by introducing us to her family and friends. Documenting the lived experience of being Jewish, the book contains diary entries covering festivals, rituals, ethics, and what a relationship with God entails, as well as more challenging topics such as Israel, the Holocaust and anti-Semitism. Providing an excellent starting point for discussion with children, it also includes a helpful list of recommended sources for further information.
Author | : Ari L. Goldman |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 296 |
Release | : 2000-09-05 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : |
By explaining the Jewish life cycle, the Jewish year, and the Jewish day, the author attempts to explain what Judaism is today and what it means to be a Jew in the twenty-first century.