1,001 Drunk Acts

1,001 Drunk Acts
Author: John Tamar
Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing
Total Pages: 291
Release: 2011-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1609761537

"What can be said about the author that is not already on record in the court of law in Colorado, Washington, North Carolina, Idaho, and Maine? Any person foolish enough to try any of the acts talked about in this book is an idiot and should be in a mental institute, or at the very least alcoholics' anonymous. This is a great book to give to the youth of America just so...they know that there is a John Tamar out there and they know things could be so much worse. I, for one, am truly ashamed that this man is still free to roam around the streets without having any warning signs for the rest of society." - Beardo Tensley"John has always been one that believes if you can dream it you can do it. Reading the pages inside, you learn how John became a highly skilled author/athlete slashy, and inspires all readers to do things sober they have once done drunk." - Anthony C. Jones"If you read this book you will find out why my wife and I have so much gray hair. Our son kept us up many nights wondering what he was up to in the middle of the night. This is a must read book to see what your children may be up to. Love, Mom and Dad"Author Bio: Author John Tamar wrote this book not to inspire a bunch of drunks to try to replicate what he and his friends have done, but to make you laugh and look back at the crazy times in your life.Publisher's website: http: //SBPRA.com/JohnTamar

Customs Law Digest

Customs Law Digest
Author: United States. Customs Court
Publisher:
Total Pages: 1064
Release: 1960
Genre: Commercial products
ISBN:

The Law Reports

The Law Reports
Author: Incorporated Council of Law Reporting for England and Wales
Publisher:
Total Pages: 2188
Release: 1911
Genre: Law reports, digests, etc
ISBN:

London Statistics

London Statistics
Author: London County Council
Publisher:
Total Pages: 688
Release: 1912
Genre: London
ISBN:

Statistics of the Administrative County of London ... together with certain statistics of the adjacent districts.

1001+ Wacky, Daffy, Crazy One Liners and Definitions!

1001+ Wacky, Daffy, Crazy One Liners and Definitions!
Author: Thos Zettel
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Total Pages: 83
Release: 2017-01-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1480971138

1001+ Wacky, Daffy, Crazy One Liners and Definitions! by Thos Zettel Experiencing crazy days or/and nights? Daffier than daffy friends and/or family members? Wacky events control your life and happen all too soon to you? ‘Furr-ga-about it!’ Friend and/or not foe… Pick up this book, then put it down, pick it up, down, up again and keep it up, because isn’t laughter the best medicine? The title tells you what it’s about, but the author needs to bore you for about 1100 letters (half a $100 worth). Here we go, that’s three, now five, he means… Really just open it up, stick your nose into it and read a few lines, then a few more, and a couple more, then more, and before you know it, you’ve read some for free (what’s for free now-a-days?). If you like it, buy it. If you don’t like it, buy it anyway (Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa is only XXX day’s away). Zettel had to burn up four dozen plus two words…that’s fifty right? Listen, we all know that life can be tough or bizarre or I don’t know what?! It can also be pleasant and laid-back and it can be “I don’t want to know anything, except ‘Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha…’” fun and ‘funny-d-ness’ (trademarked word). So pick it up, buy it, read it, and if you don’t dig-it, re-gift it. If you do, buy two or more for some friends and some not so ‘foettes’ (trademarked also!), then everybody can delight in a good (excellent!) chuckle-y until wacky, daffy, and crazy schedules and resume in life’s progression. Enjoy and dig-it!