10,000 Dick Pics - Literally Ten Thousand Pictures of Dicks: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal

10,000 Dick Pics - Literally Ten Thousand Pictures of Dicks: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal
Author: Sparta Media
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-03-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781091912274

This is a 110 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present. This notebook features: 110 pages Compact 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, Glossy-finished cover for a professional look. This Sparta Media diary is not only convenient and the perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking, but will also make you someone's favorite person. If you're looking for other great gift ideas, please take a look at our other products

10,000 Dick Pics: Literally Ten Thousand Pictures of Dicks

10,000 Dick Pics: Literally Ten Thousand Pictures of Dicks
Author: Scott Priborow
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2019-02-13
Genre:
ISBN: 9781796838619

"10,000 dick pics - Literally ten thousand pictures of dicks" is part of the book series " Hilarious fake book covers." It can be given as a fake gift for birthdays, Christmas or whenever you want. Or you can read it on public transports, just to catch the passengers' eyes. Please notice that books in this series have no content, since they're usually bought for their funny cover.

1,000 Pictures Of Huge Tits And Big Boobs

1,000 Pictures Of Huge Tits And Big Boobs
Author: Madelina Anne
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-11-16
Genre:
ISBN: 9781708883256

Are you looking for a humorous practical joke gag gift for men? This is NOT a picture book, but it's a blank lined journal. Imagine the recipients face when they think they'll see beautiful women, but it's really a lined interior. Features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches White paper Matte-finished cover

50 Ways to Eat Cock

50 Ways to Eat Cock
Author: Adrienne N. Hew
Publisher: Savor the Journey, LLC
Total Pages: 87
Release: 2013
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 148259143X

This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

Ass Eating Made Simple. 7 Golden Rules for the New Boyfriend. Dr. Peggy Bungchow, IBCL, PHD. Best Selling Author of 10,000 Dick Pics

Ass Eating Made Simple. 7 Golden Rules for the New Boyfriend. Dr. Peggy Bungchow, IBCL, PHD. Best Selling Author of 10,000 Dick Pics
Author: Sparta Media
Publisher:
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2020-01-24
Genre:
ISBN:

Smile and laugh every day with this handy gag gift note book featuring generous wide ruled lines for noting meetings, to do lists, doodling, frustrating office events and gossiping about your coworkers. Working has never been so much fun. A great present idea for and employee, manager, co-worker or the big chief. Make your Christmas naughty and nice with this gag gift idea for adults. This is the perfect notebook to gift to yourself or a loved one on birthdays, Christmas, St Patrick's Day, for mommy on Mother's Day or for daddy on Father's Day. Use the ruled pages for your favorite inspiring quotes and to record your goals and dreams. Handy to use at work, in your home office or sit on the beach and jot down all your achievements. Keep track of goals and record happy memories in this diary notebook. Perfect for all adults, men and women will love this inspirational motivational journal with a funny quote. Give it to your boss, employee, co-worker or supervisor.A gorgeous blank, lined notebook to help you keep organized during your busy day. This handy 6x9 notebook with 110 pages of wide ruled lined paper is the perfect size to carry around with you and keep in your bag or inside pocket. It's great for taking notes, making lists, journaling, or using as a diary. It also makes a great gift idea for the executive in your life! Binding: Professional trade paperback binding. Interior: 100 pages of college wide ruled paper Cover: Tough glossy paperback Dimensions: Standard Composition notebook size: 6 x 9 in Use as Composition Notebook or Journal Please note: This is a plain ruled notebook. There is no internal content.

The Circle

The Circle
Author: Dave Eggers
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 404
Release: 2013-10-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0385351402

INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER • A bestselling dystopian novel that tackles surveillance, privacy and the frightening intrusions of technology in our lives—a “compulsively readable parable for the 21st century” (Vanity Fair). When Mae Holland is hired to work for the Circle, the world’s most powerful internet company, she feels she’s been given the opportunity of a lifetime. The Circle, run out of a sprawling California campus, links users’ personal emails, social media, banking, and purchasing with their universal operating system, resulting in one online identity and a new age of civility and transparency. As Mae tours the open-plan office spaces, the towering glass dining facilities, the cozy dorms for those who spend nights at work, she is thrilled with the company’s modernity and activity. There are parties that last through the night, there are famous musicians playing on the lawn, there are athletic activities and clubs and brunches, and even an aquarium of rare fish retrieved from the Marianas Trench by the CEO. Mae can’t believe her luck, her great fortune to work for the most influential company in the world—even as life beyond the campus grows distant, even as a strange encounter with a colleague leaves her shaken, even as her role at the Circle becomes increasingly public. What begins as the captivating story of one woman’s ambition and idealism soon becomes a heart-racing novel of suspense, raising questions about memory, history, privacy, democracy, and the limits of human knowledge.

The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book

The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Dare You Stamp Company
Total Pages: 12
Release: 2013-01-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1604333081

Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!

The Encore

The Encore
Author: Charity Tillemann-Dick
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2017-10-03
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1501102338

In this “heartrending, passionate, and surprisingly humorous account of the conjunction between art and death” (Andrew Solomon, New York Times bestselling author), acclaimed opera singer Charity Tillemann-Dick recounts her remarkable journey from struggling to draw a single breath to singing at the most prestigious venues in the world after receiving not one but two double lung transplants. Charity Tillemann-Dick was a vivacious young American soprano studying at the celebrated Franz Liszt Academy of Music in Budapest when she received devastating news: her lungs were failing, her heart was three and a half sizes too big, and she would die within five years. Medical experts advised Charity to abandon her musical dreams, but if her time was running out, she wanted to spend it doing what she loved. In just three years, she endured two double lung transplants and had to slowly learn to breathe, walk, talk, eat, and sing again. With new lungs and fierce determination, she eventually fell in love, rebuilt her career, and reclaimed her life. More than a decade after her diagnosis, she has a chart-topping album, performs around the globe, and is a leading voice for organ donation. Weaving Charity’s extraordinary tale of triumph with those of opera’s greatest heroines, The Encore illuminates the indomitable human spirit and is “an uplifting story of overcoming significant odds to fulfill a dream” (Kirkus Reviews).

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Let's Pretend This Never Happened
Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2012-04-17
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1101573082

The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

Human Taxidermy a Complete Guide

Human Taxidermy a Complete Guide
Author: Novelty Gag Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2021-09-20
Genre:
ISBN:

Do You Want a Book To Fool Your Friends or Someone ? Do you want to spread a smile on the faces of your loved ones ? This book is your best choice. - Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. - Watch the reaction of your workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. - Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. - Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Create an atmosphere of fun with our books. You can Also Return The Notebook if You Don't Like it. Your Opinion Important to us. We Work Hard to Improve our Products. For More Joke Notebooks Check My Brand Name. The Team, Thank's For Your Loyalty. details: -Covere: Matte finish -Paper: White -Size: 6 x 9 inches -Pages: 120 pages Note: this note book has no content. It is a 120 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.